It's your birthday! Go crazy! Party like a rock star! Or just sit around in your underwear and watch TV (if you choose the latter, you should totally make that your profile picture!)
Need your help! I am one of three contestants in Glamour Magazine's search for their next male relationship columnist... and the winner is up to you! You can vote as many times as you want from now 'til June... so please cast a few for me!
Howdee step sis, I hope you had a groovie Bday. I went to Majic Mountain for mine and when you come back to Cali we are goin biatch. Oh ya it is 80 outside today
keep it real and I will talk soon jive turkey
I can tell how much I like a girl based on how much time I spend getting ready to see her. If I shower, I'm into you... but if I just put on more deoderant, we should probably see other people!
"Today Is Bestfriend Day.
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If U Get 7 Back U R Loved
1-3 u r a bad friend
4-6 u r a ok friend
7-9 u r a good friend
10-& ^ u r a great friend
Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
Reasons why Women find it hard to find the Man of their Dreams:
1.The nice men are ugly.
2.The handsome men are not nice.
3.The handsome and nice men are gay.
4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5.The men who are not so handsome , but are nice men, have no money
6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don 't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job, to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
Meagan's Comments
Feb 13 2008 11:33 PM
around in your underwear and watch TV (if you choose the latter, you
should totally make that your profile picture!)
May 10 2007 3:54 AM
Need your help! I am one of three contestants in Glamour Magazine's search for their next male relationship columnist... and the winner is up to you! You can vote as many times as you want from now 'til June... so please cast a few for me!
Click here to vote!
Lots of laughs,
Michael Somerville
Apr 2 2007 6:48 PM
Friend: I got fired.
Me: Oh no, I'm so sorry...
Friend: Ha-ha, April Fool's, you're an idiot!
Feb 17 2007 8:33 PM
keep it real and I will talk soon jive turkey
Feb 17 2007 8:34 AM
Jan 31 2007 2:02 AM
Dec 31 2006 2:29 PM
Dec 23 2006 4:45 AM
merry Christmas sweetie.. missin you
Dec 18 2006 2:48 PM
Dec 17 2006 7:05 PM
xoxoxkellylovesyou
Dec 15 2006 7:24 PM
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If U Get 7 Back U R Loved
1-3 u r a bad friend
4-6 u r a ok friend
7-9 u r a good friend
10-& ^ u r a great friend
Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
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Dec 14 2006 2:07 AM
1.The nice men are ugly.
2.The handsome men are not nice.
3.The handsome and nice men are gay.
4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5.The men who are not so handsome , but are nice men, have no money
6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don 't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job, to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
Dec 13 2006 3:48 AM
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