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"That sounded lahk a MAYUN... Ah think that wuz a MAYUN!"... A Christian talk-radio listener in Texas.
Born in a rural era. No birth records available. Claims to be anywhere from 80 to 92 years old, depending on her mood. Never has more than forty dollars on hand, not counting her gold Kruggerands. Has been retired since 1978, when the Shreveport, LA restaurant that she co-owned and operated with her son and daughter-in-law was consumed in a bizarre grease fire. Was the only survivor of the disaster. Attributes her miraculous survival to a large donation she made to the 700 Club days before the conflagration. Still sends most of her monthly social security income to televangelists, home shopping channels, and Christian mail-order businesses. Toward the end of each month, survives on faith, and expired packages of Whiskas and Gaines Burgers that are placed near a dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly grocery store by a kindly, devoutly religious employee. Does not believe the aforementioned kindly employee is going to Heaven when he dies, because he "worships Mary" (he is Catholic).
"Melba Jackson" (Brother Russell)'s Friend Space (Top 8)
"Melba Jackson" (Brother Russell) has 375 friends.
ms jackson, i think you got phished. that means someone is using your account to post comments on other peoples' pages. you should change your pissword, i mean password, honey. i think i'm having a stroke.
Come on by and download our new Christmas prank, Home Visit From Santa! Hope you have a great holiday, and remember...we're always as close as your phone! Yer' pals--The Wipper Brothers
Dear Miss Melba , When I heard that you were going to make me a friend in Jesus , I BAGEN SEPKANIG IN TUGENOS. THE LROD WNATS ME TO RNEEW MY VWOS TO THE CUASE OF HTRESOXEALTIUTEY , DRY CUONITES , AND HGHICSOOHL FTOBOLAL . IT'S BCAESUE I'M SRATGIHT TAHT I NVEER LKIED H.S. FBOTOLAL IN THE FRSIT PACLE....I did , however sing "Hallelujah" when I found out one of the guys on our High School Football team WAS Gay. I hope he had a helluva time watching all the other guys in the shower.Yes , these things CAN happen in Texas....thank you , jesus . HUH? Oh , NOTHING , mISS mELBA. Thanks again. John.
Dearest Melba and our good friend Brother Russell, we are honored to be your friend! We've got your number... ...and we will be contacting you shortly! Yer' pals--THE WIPPER BROTHERS
a little girl go's to play with the little boy next door, the little boy tells the girl he will give her $1.00 to do a cart wheel, the little girl go's home and tells her mom the little boy next door gave her a dollor, and all she had to do was do a cart wheel. the little girls mom tells the little girl, dont do that enymore! he just wonted to see your underwhare, the little girl replys 'jokes on him' im not whareing any underwhare
Mon English c'est terrible,excusez-moi,but we are tres comcairned about Jesse,what with the creestal meth,et la "worldwide dark nigroidic colored male sex organs". Bonne chance avec Jesse!
Melba, you are the coolest! You know they're having Gay Day out in Disneyland in California, we should go! Maybe your nephew can bring his little friend. ;) http://www.myspace.com/gaydaysdisneyland
Hey Melba! Just sending you a little instant message to let you know just how luscious I think you are. I look forward to finding out more about you and your work. Click here to check out IM, my suspense novel about a serial killer who uses gay Internet hook-up sites to lure his victims. Or visit me at www.rickrreed.com
racecar is spelld racecar backwords, as is mom dad and bob ect... god is dog backwords... bass the fish and bass the verberashon of sound are spelld the same
