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"That sounded lahk a MAYUN... Ah think that wuz a MAYUN!"... A Christian talk-radio listener in Texas.
Born in a rural era. No birth records available. Claims to be anywhere from 80 to 92 years old, depending on her mood. Never has more than forty dollars on hand, not counting her gold Kruggerands. Has been retired since 1978, when the Shreveport, LA restaurant that she co-owned and operated with her son and daughter-in-law was consumed in a bizarre grease fire. Was the only survivor of the disaster. Attributes her miraculous survival to a large donation she made to the 700 Club days before the conflagration. Still sends most of her monthly social security income to televangelists, home shopping channels, and Christian mail-order businesses. Toward the end of each month, survives on faith, and expired packages of Whiskas and Gaines Burgers that are placed near a dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly grocery store by a kindly, devoutly religious employee. Does not believe the aforementioned kindly employee is going to Heaven when he dies, because he "worships Mary" (he is Catholic).
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Love your profile! Looks like we have some of the same interests! Feel free to send me a message whenever as I respond to all my messages personally!!! :)
BTW, would you mind going to www.landsharkrocks.com to vote for my band before November 23rd?
To love justice, to long for the right, to love mercy, to pity the suffering, to assist the weak, to forget wrongs and remember benefits -- to love the truth, to be sincere, to utter honest words, to love liberty, to wage relentless war against slavery in all its forms, to love wife and child and friend, to make a happy home, to love the beautiful in art, in nature, to cultivate the mind, to be familiar with the mighty thoughts that genius has expressed, the noble deeds of all the world, to cultivate courage and cheerfulness, to make others happy, to fill life with the splendor of generous acts, the warmth of loving words, to discard error, to destroy prejudice, to receive new truths with gladness, to cultivate hope, to see the calm beyond the storm, the dawn beyond the night, to do the best that can be done and then to be resigned -- this is the religion of reason, the creed of science. This satisfies the heart and brain.
ms jackson, i think you got phished. that means someone is using your account to post comments on other peoples' pages. you should change your pissword, i mean password, honey. i think i'm having a stroke.
Come on by and download our new Christmas prank, Home Visit From Santa! Hope you have a great holiday, and remember...we're always as close as your phone! Yer' pals--The Wipper Brothers
Dear Miss Melba , When I heard that you were going to make me a friend in Jesus , I BAGEN SEPKANIG IN TUGENOS. THE LROD WNATS ME TO RNEEW MY VWOS TO THE CUASE OF HTRESOXEALTIUTEY , DRY CUONITES , AND HGHICSOOHL FTOBOLAL . IT'S BCAESUE I'M SRATGIHT TAHT I NVEER LKIED H.S. FBOTOLAL IN THE FRSIT PACLE....I did , however sing "Hallelujah" when I found out one of the guys on our High School Football team WAS Gay. I hope he had a helluva time watching all the other guys in the shower.Yes , these things CAN happen in Texas....thank you , jesus . HUH? Oh , NOTHING , mISS mELBA. Thanks again. John.
