Michael Soldier

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HOLY FUCK! I'M IN THE NY TIMES!!!

http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/10/24/movies/24terr.html?scp=3D1&sq=3Dgay+be= d+and+breakfast&st=3Dnyt
(Who cares if its a shitty review? As if the the Times could have appreciated such a fun piece of political horror gay camp trash? I'M IN THE TIMES!)

So The Gay Bed And Breakfast Of Terror played in 5 cities last month and will be out on DVD by mid November. (See this week's ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY) It will be available to rent at BLOCKBUSTER and HOLLYWOOD VIDEO, and others.

ALSO showing on LOGO in December!

Not bad for my first non-porn feature...LOL

I'm filming DEVIOUS INC. right now. Multiple roles and narrator. It's looking sooooper fun so far. A rock musical fetish fairytale. HIlarious. Think John Waters/Hedwig/Russ Meyers/Sesame Street mashup. Due out in 2009.

Making plans for another FANTASTIC summer season at The RUSSIAN RIVER RESORT. I will be the resort's massage therapist, as well as having my 'lady friend' bring back my drag variety show PRECIOUS MOMENTS' LAST RESORT. I promise I will keep you posted.

Porn again? Never Say Never ;P

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DON'T FORGET THE AWARD WINNING GLBT FILM FESTIVAL FAVORITE THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR IS HAVING IT'S LONG AWAITED LOS ANGELES SCREENING THIS WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31st - 7pm @ The Majestic Crest Theater 1262 Westwood Blvd Westwood - 7pm If you haven't already RSVP'd please click below or reply to georgiahahaha@hotmail.com with guest names. Watch trailers and read more about the film below. Please forward this on to anyone you think would love this CAMP, HORROR CLASSIC YOU'RE INVITED! Turn on HTML to see invite, or click the like below to RSVP Please click on the link above to RSVP now! If you have problems seeing the image above, click here. CHECK OUT THE TRAILERS HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZgd3hMpNM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SIcbLxKao http://www.myspace.com/gaybedanbreakfastofterror www.gaybedandbreakfastofterror.com THE GAY BED & BREAKFAST OF TERROR Unspeakable horrors await the guests of the Sahara Salvation Bed & Breakfast—and we’re not just talking about the suspicious mincemeat muffins! Hostess Helen greets five couples who arrive at this dusty B&B on the eve of the biggest circuit party of the year: dragstress Alex (played by adult-film fixture Michael Soldier) and his lover “Mr. Leather” Dom; guppie couple Mike and Eric (with their fag-hag Lizette); power lipstick dykes Deborah and Gabby; Starr and her folk-singing tomboy lover Brenda; and Rodney and his sugar daddy “trainer” Todd. But the fun turns into a nightmare, since homo-hating Helen enjoys killing queers for sport and her son, a half-man/half-slug creature, just likes to eat people—straight or gay. When her peculiar daughter Luella’s lesbian tendencies surface, though, watch out! Tongue-in-cheek with plenty of laughs (and hot male and female flesh), this is a must-see for queer horror fans! Starring Mari Marks, Michael Soldier, Georgia Jean, Noah Naylor, Hillary Schwartz, Derek Long, Vinnie Marcus and many more ********************************************************* Most relevant at the moment:

NEW MASSAGE STUDIO IN SOMA: I am now working out of a great space on 9th off Folsom. If you are interested in excellent bodywork from a well-trained, experienced pro, just let me know... http://www.massagem4m.com/MichaelSoldier

Looking for hot n sexy show-offs for a solo porn JO line I'm dreaming of developing. Straight/Bi/Gay...don't matter. If interested, hit me up for details. totally legit, no bullshit...I've worked in the industry over 5yrs, won awards and respect. this is my first potential producing project. Should be fabulous, artistic and something for you exhibitionist boys to be proud of ;)


"It is a proven fact that Michael Soldier is the most versatile performer on the planet. Since the year 2000, he has had lead roles in theatre productions of classic American plays, been a live news anchor/journalist for Q television, and shot a pilot for a Showtime series called “Movies For Guys Who Like Guys”. As drag alter-ego Precious Moments, s/he won the infamous San Francisco Miss Trannyshack pageant. He is a featured interviewee in the documentary international festival faves “Filthy Gorgeous” and in “24 Hours On Craigslist” which recently aired nationally on Public Television. He’s been covered in three newspapers and a cable show jumping rope naked singing Christmas carols in Latin wearing high heels with his dick tucked between his legs for John Waters and a live audience of more than 1000. He was featured in an award-winning TV commercial for 93.3 fm ‘The Wave’. For 3 years he had an exclusive model contract with esteemed gay porn company Raging Stallion Studios, where he won Best Sex Scene awards for his work in the role of ‘implied straight jogger’ in “Cops Gone Bad” and 2 Best Actor nods for playing a drunk, over-exposed version of himself in “A Porn Star Is Born”. He continued acting in the part of lead villain Simon Jett in the groundbreaking/award-winning gay porn soap opera series “Wet Palms”. As a lead vocalist in his genderfucked rock band PEPPERSPRAY, he opened for Cher’s farewell tour and Scissor Sisters. He has been a guest lecturer on the adult entertainment industry for Stanford’s psychology department and the San Francisco Sex Institute. He has produced and MC-ed numerous charity events. He’s been a paid dialogue coach for four leading porn studios. He’s been known to write, direct, produce, and do make-up. He very gratefully earns a living as a Liscensed Massage Therapist. Prior to 2000, he received a BFA in illustration/communications from Pratt Institute and studied Meisner Technique with Mary Doyle of The Actors Studio. He has played Jason in “Medea” 3 times. He claims to have been happier working with the cast and crew of THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR than during any other project to date. The complex role of leatherslaveboy-manjenue-knifewieldingdragqueen Alex/Carrie de Way required absolutely no preparation. He is primed for a sequel. Michael Soldier believes in love."


Major turn-ons (NOT requirements)...Men who kiss like it's a conversation...massage trades as foreplay...Guys with gear fetishes...big meat (duh)...sucking like it's my last meal...Dudes that love showing off (especially poking out of some speedos or something! Ungh! AND IN PERSON/PUBLIC!!!)...shaving muscleguys (I'm a pro)...nipplesnipplesnipples...hairless ass (Mmmmm)...sexy hands and feet...roleplay...Italians & Brazilians & Aussies...sweet smooth white boys...Vasians (that's Vaguely Asian)...Hot Daddies and Cute Li'l Bros...hot mixed guys and Scorpios (I'm not one, but I love being mistaken for one : ) But most importantly, BIG brains...passion for SOMETHING...people that live in the moment...really PRESENT...challenging, funny, brilliant fools that celebrate (rather than cower from) the amazing variety of queers/straights that share this planet. Visual Verbal Sensual Discreet. Voyuer & exhibitionist. Solo & Groups. BF or FB or just passin thru...all good.

***Got a soft spot for mentoring...yours & mine. As serious and sincere as I am playful and creative. What are you looking for?

Yeah, I'm single. You?

I'm not nearly as posed and aloof as these pics might suggest.

I'm also a big drag queen, when I'm not making dirty movies.
I'm a lead singer in the fabulous band PEPPERSPRAY. (We're on here!)


***a brilliant quote for everyone...Thomas Hanna, "Somatics"... "To despise the fact of aging is not only to despise life but to betray a pitiful ignorance of the nature of life. Youth is not a state to be preserved but a state to be transcended. Youth has strength, but it does not have skill, which, in the long run, is the most potent strength. Youth has speed, but it does not have efficiency, which, in the long run, is the only effective way of attaining goals. Youth is quick, but it is not deliberate, and deliberation is the only way to make correct decisions. Youth has energy and intelligence, but it does not have the judgment necessary to make the best use of of that energy and intelligence. Measured judgment, in the end, is the only guarantor of intelligent behavior. Youth has the beauty of genetic endowment, but it does not have the beauty of real achievement. Youth has the glow of promise, but it does not have the radiance of accomplishment. Youth is a time of seeding and cultivation, but it is not a time of fruiting and harvest. Youth is a state of ignorance and innocence, but it is not a state of knowledge and wisdom. Youth is a state of emptiness awaiting fullness, a state of possibility awaiting actualization, a state of beginning awaiting transcendence." Interesting, no? Respect your elders and protect your youth. We are the family we always wanted. Take care. and...If you're visiting San Francisco, drop me an email!

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Your EQ is 140

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally stable and mentally together. Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly. Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

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Precious Moments Bjork Bachelorette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoDPc1ATU0

One of my all-time favorite performance pieces, inspired by Bjork and Michel Gondry...Michael Soldier as Precious Moments at Trannyshack SF Bjork Tribute Night. Enjoy

Russian River Resort's Fourth of July entertainment
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

A delicious snippet from our July 4 debacle!!!

Quiz result: Athena

Athena is the goddess of battle and wisdom. You are quick in thought and action, ut you alsho have a aggressive, competitive streak. You don't back down from confrontations, and you can be fierce when protecting your friends or your own honor.

Take this quiz at YouAks.com

Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8