Michael
"I'm back in black just like Darth Vader"

Male
33 years old
Fort Worth, Texas
United States



Last Login: 8/28/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/michaelthomashess  

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    Michael's Interests
GeneralSports, cannibalism, Dallas Cowboys, music, UFC, video games, Elite XC, ShoXC, football, NFL, fantasy football, Mixed Martial Arts, Dallas Mavericks, Texas Rangers, Miami Hurricanes Football, The Ticket KTCK 1310 AM www.theticket.com, NHL Dallas Stars Hockey Organization.
MusicMetal, rap, and rap metal. Plus Slipknot, The Murderdolls, Tool, Mindless Self Indulgence, Cradle of Filth, The Deftones, Hatebreed, (Hed) P.E., Snot, Lamb Of God, Ministry, KMFDM, The Prodigy, System Of A Down, Six Feet Under, Mastodon, Pantera, Kylesa, Pimpadelic, Otep, Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Soulfly, Ugly Mus-Tard, Stink!#Bug, Audioslave, Elastica, Sublime, Slayer, The White Stripes and The Raconteurs, Fear Factory, Peaches, N.W.A., Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Wu-Tang Clan, The RZA, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah, Three 6 Mafia, Lady Sovereign, George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic, Zapp, Roger Troutman, Lazer, Beastie Boys, The Pharcyde, Eric B. and Rakim, Jay-Z, Masta Ace, Eminem, Above The Law, X-Clan, DJ Quik, N*E*R*D, King Tee and Tha Alkaholiks.
MoviesStar Wars - A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Episode III Revenge of the Sith, James Bond, Borat, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Boyz N Tha Hood, Menace II Society, Do The Right Thing, Hannibal, Saw I, II, and III, Scarface, Mallrats, Dogma, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, The Crow, Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Kiss of Death, Napoleon Dynamite, Team America.
Television24, Lost, UFC, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavericks, Dexter, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Deadwood, EliteXC.
BooksTom Robbins, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bourne series, James Patterson.
HeroesJack Black, Gordon Keith, Jack White, Jack Bauer, James Bond, The Jigsaw Killer, The Ice Truck Killer, Dexter Morgan.

     Michael's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Worth
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Lowly Sales Rep

   Michael's Schools
Kansas City Kansas Community College
Kansas City, KS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Basics
 

1994 to 1995
Shawnee Mission West High
Shawnee Mission, KS
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1993



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   Michael's Blurbs
About me:
I was born on Christmas Day in Kansas City, MO, to young German / Dutch / French / Irish parents who did not realize that their little bouncing baby boy was going to become a smartass who enjoyed talking back. I now live Fort Worth, TX, where my smartass is celebrated by my smartass friends. In my years as a sales representative, I have visited New York City, Santa Clara, Long Beach, South Beach Miami, Philadelphia, Atlantic City, Montreal, Calgary, Ottawa, Toronto, and other not so glamorous places in between. I am also an amateur writer for FighterGirls.com, a female mixed martial arts website. I spent a week vacationing in Amsterdam in April, 2001. I bat and throw righty. Yankee Stadium is one of my favorite places in the U.S. that I have actually been to visit. I sat in the last row of the upper deck with my sister and brother-in-law, and I loved every second of the Yankees - Blue Jays game. I have green eyes and black shoes. I have like 400 friends on here, but I actually know less than 40 personally. I am a good strong Ticket listener (1310 AM). I met Dimebag Darrell Abbott twice at or near Trees, once when he was standing near me on the stairs at the Suicidal Tendencies show, and once out back after the Type O Negative show. I was about 26 years old at the time, and I am now 33. I have been lucky enough to ride the subway in NYC and a train in the Netherlands. I like girls that wear a little too much makeup, and too few clothes. I like to rock out and dance to music in the privacy of my kitchen. You can really display your dancing skills on the linoleum floor. My favorite soda (currently) is Welch's Grape. I like sports, and you. I love classic rap and modern metal. Go Cowboys. What is hot in my world right now? SOULFLY - UNLEASH Unleash
SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL Slipknot - psychosocial
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Who I'd like to meet:
Jack White, Mick Thompson, Joey Jordison, Jim Root, Paul Gray, Shawn Crahan, Sid Wilson, Chris Fehn, Corey Taylor, Jack Bauer, Jessica Biel, Peaches, The RZA, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Smith, Jack Black, Al Jourgensen, Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, Dirk Nowitzki, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Quinton Jackson, Andrie Arlovski, Dexter Morgan, Gina Carano, and Gordon Keith.

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 Mrz101 


 Dallas Stars® 





Michael's Friends Comments
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Poppy2.0





Aug 19 2008 4:45 AM

I put some pics of kelli's wedding up you should check out.
It was really good to see all your sisters:)
Charmaine





Aug 7 2008 11:49 PM

I read your article. While I don't enjoy wrestling, boxing, or any other kind of fighting, I enjoyed your article.
You write well! Go you :)
Jennifer





Aug 3 2008 6:53 AM

So, I just read your 'About Me' section. Why discriminate against girls who wear no make-up and too many clothes? Hmmmm? Just kidding.
I'm slightly (or very) deeerunk
Charmaine





Jul 31 2008 1:03 AM

so i still look like i'm 13, thanks... i think
~Miss Tiffany~





Jul 16 2008 4:04 AM

Undisputed champ is now 'disputed', correct? ;P
did you see YOUR BOI OBAMA?





Jul 14 2008 8:14 AM

Hey buddy!!! Just gettin at cha... I hope all is well.
Have a great week!!
Chad





Jul 7 2008 4:02 PM

All I can say is MAN! What a kileer fight!!!
WITHERED





Jun 30 2008 9:00 PM

A sincere thank you for supporting WITHERED.


tortured blackened-grind-doom.

Charmaine





Jun 1 2008 3:32 AM

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Mabel





May 28 2008 2:52 AM

Um, don't you have another article coming up?

Nice picture by the way....nice and creepy-like.... =)
Suicide Girls





May 27 2008 6:58 PM


Punk Rock Pinup Girls at SuicideGirls!
~Miss Tiffany~





May 22 2008 4:22 PM

self esteem
How hilarious is THAT?!?! Happy Thursday!
~Miss Tiffany~





May 22 2008 4:38 PM

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May 20 2008 4:52 PM

Thanks 4 the shout Mike!!

~Miss Tiffany~





May 19 2008 3:38 PM

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LMAO!!! HAPPY MONDAY!!! WHAT'S BOIIIII!!!!!!
Chad





May 15 2008 4:24 PM

Thats right, STARS WINNNNNNNNNNN!
Chad





May 13 2008 5:01 PM

uh? a little stars help here would be nice! maybe you can use your magic laser and fry detroit cause i think that is the only way we stand a chance on wednesday night.
damn! they are good!
Chad





May 8 2008 5:25 PM

Did you text 44939?? Yes Go Stars!
Dawn





May 8 2008 4:15 PM

Hey pooper! What's new in your life?...Did I tell you that shortly after we watched that crazy boxing event, I met Nate Quarry? A brick shithouse, for sure!
♥Jessica♥





May 8 2008 5:48 AM

Hey stranger- just wanted to say hi. Hope you're doing well.
Dawn





May 2 2008 3:38 PM

Pannycakes, sex and murder???...Check out my friend, Josh's short:
~Miss Tiffany~





Apr 30 2008 2:26 PM

What up MAC DAD? Long time no hear! Misses you!
Lori





Apr 15 2008 1:48 PM

Thanks alot for the add request!
Love your page!
Have a great week!
Stay in touch!
Lori
xoxox
did you see YOUR BOI OBAMA?





Apr 14 2008 6:33 AM

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MyHotComments JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!!!
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Apr 11 2008 9:27 PM

Hey....




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Charmaine





Apr 9 2008 2:15 AM

Ft Worth is so far from Dallas. What time is the concert for? I was looking forward to seeing you.
Miss Dangeriss'Lee BLS ~NiCKi~