food, dogs (especially my dogs :) yay), theatre, film, t.v., fashion, art, music, kids, politics, cooking,hiking, food, hanging with friends, volleyball,history, chocolate- again a food, the beach, roller skating, dancing, writing, men, food, and yes food..oh and BOWLING!!!!!...and food :)....
Music
Everything. I love it all from Queen to Mozart to Dolly Parton to anything and everything 80's to Frank Sinatra to Edith Piaf to Judy Garland (duh, I'm gay) to The Rolling Stones to The Beatles to Cyndi Lauper...to Selena, the slain Tejano princess (well okay, not really, but she had a really good butt...although I did like that song "Biddie Biddie Boomba")...to Broadway showtunes to Gwen Stefani to Christine Ebersole to house music to techno to Madonna to salsa to jazz to swing to Irving Berlin to The Killers to the Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle-no one can deny its catchiness....Oh and I really LOVE the opening music to "The Young And The Restless": It makes me feel classy just listening to it.
Movies
Slumdog Millionaire, The Reader, Milk, The Joy Luck Club, Sex And The City, La Vie En Rose, Hairspray (the recent musical version), There Will Be Blood (I want to marry Daniel Day Lewis that way if we ever get divorced, I'll get half of his talent), Milo and Otis, Into The Wild, No Country For Old Men, The Great Debaters, Sweeney Todd, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Atonement, Juno, Enchanted, I'm Not There (only because of Cate Blanchett- I worship her), The Queen, Brokeback Mountain (I'm seriously sad that Heath Ledger died. Can some one please bring him back?),The Devil Wears Prada, Dreamgirls,Girl, Interrupted (Angelina Jolie's so freaking sexy in this movie. She makes me want to be crazy. Is that bad?), Bring It On (I wanna be a cheerleader),The Legally Blonde movies (There's a little part of Elle in me...hell, in all gay men), Waiting For Guffman, Elizabeth,Funny Girl, Chicago, Monster, American Beauty, Crash, Shakespeare In Love, Steel Magnolias, Gone With The Wind, Sunset Boulevard, All About Eve, Sybil, Amadeus, Life Is Beautiful, West Side Story, Imitation Of Life, Girls Will Be Girls, Die Mommy Die, Beauty And The Beast, Cabaret (DUH), Titanic, The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie, Kramer Vs. Kramer, Forrest Gump,anything with Meryl Streep, Bette Davis, or Katherine Hepburn, Angels In America- the miniseries, Elizabeth 1-the HBO miniseries, Little Miss Sunshine, oh gosh lots of stuff......
Television
Larry King, Anderson Cooper 360 (who is totally smokin' cute by the way right? I just wanna tickle him. ), Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Dancing With The Stars, Ugly Betty, Gossip Girl, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance, Sex and The City, Will and Grace, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, The Golden Girls, The Simpsons, General Hospital, One Life To Live, All My Children, The Young And The Restless, Brothers and Sisters, The Actor's Studio, Oprah, A&E's Biography, lots of stuff....
Books
anything with lots of pictures haha, stuff about theatre, film, fashion, dogs, art, pop-culture, pshycology, the history of queens and kings, astrology, dating, or that has a good story...Do tabloids count?... cause I love those....I'm addicted to the Britney saga. I know she's "lost her cookies" lately, but her latest album is really good, mmkay!!! "Give me, give me more.".....I wanna join Oprah's Book of The Month Club thing cause I love her and trust her taste, but I just don't think that I have the discipline to keep up and read a whole book each month. There's just too much T.V. to watch. I also guess that I should read The Bible before I die...I better start now, cause it's gonna take me like 35 years to get through it: That thing's LOOOOOONG!!!!....Even Paris Hilton read it in jail. She said so on "Larry King Live".
Heroes
cooks, my parents- awwwwww and anyone who stands for equality, justice, fun fashion sense, and has made their dreams come true
Churchill H S
San Antonio, TX
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: The Oral Interp. Squad, Theatre, National Forensics League, National Honor Society, Parliament (Student Council), Class Officer, The Patent Leather and Glitter Society (I was the only member), The Nurse's Office Groupies (I was one of the only members. I was never sick, but I went there a lot to primp in front of the fabulous full length mirror and eat lunch: I wasn't popular....but my mother loved me....LOL!)
About me: Hi there peoplez....How the hell are you? I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. You're all really cute. That's kinda my word: cute. I also say "ohkaaaaaay" at the end of like all my sentences. It's very contagious too. Everyone I meet's saying it by the end of the day too....heck even my dogs Wally and Lulu say it after they're done barking. "Ruf ruf, ohkaaaaay!" It's true. I even say it after I pray: "Amen...ohkaaaay!".....Anywayz, I live in Hollywood with my fluffy dogs Wally and Lulu. They're my best friends. They're really cute too. They both should model, ohkaaaay! See? There I go with the "ohkaaaay!"..... I'm an actor, writer, fashion/costume designer, artist. Most of the time though I just feel like a professional couch potato with no drive. Appealing I know. ......I love to eat more than anything in the world. The grocery store is seriously my favorite place to be. I go there and I just like hang out. It's fun...with all the food options there and stuff...it's like Disneyland for binge eaters like me, ohkaaay!!..... I love crossword puzzles because they make you use your brain. If you really want to tire your brain out, do a freaking cross word puzzle. I usually need a nap after one...... I love T.V. and movies.....more than my own life. I would take a bullet for "Dancing With The Stars." It's true, I would....ohkaaay! Good show....I love nice people. They're just the best aren't they? Although really hot bitchy girls who dress well are pretty fabulous too you must admit. You kinda wanna scratch their faces but be them at the same time huh? No? Okay, me either. I need more friends.... like good friends. Friends are gifts. So often, I have no one to hang out with. It's true and I'm like really good company. I'll go to the grocery store with you. I will....I have to give a shout out to my parents by the way for having me and for just being so darn supportive. I'm very lucky. I won the lottery with them..I just wish they would win the actual lottery..... I love "General Hospital"....that's all I have to say...don't judge. I'm going to go now cause "shocker!!!" I'm hungry. I'm thinking IN-N-OUT and then for dessert: a tub of chocolate cake frosting from Ralphs...or maybe butter cream. Can we say "ECSTASY?" Well good bye all you lovely people. Remember to be open-minded and kind. Loves..... Oh here's a quote, my favorite quote of all time I think...."Honey, you're gayer than a clutch purse on Tony night!"- Karen Walker, "Will and Grace"....gotta love that boozin' bitch... I think I would marry her...like for realz, ohkaaay!!!! :) .......Here's another quote that I just read and I LOVES IT!!: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let own light shine, we unconciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
–Marianne Williamson (Isn't that so good? YOU GO MARIANNE WILLIAMSON, MMKAY!!)....................BELOW ARE SOME VIDEOS THAT I'VE MADE...AND SOME I DIDN'T. IF YOU HAVE TIME, CHECK EM OUT! MMKAY!! THE FIRST ONE'S KIND OF SERIOUS (YES, I CAN BE SERIOUS) AND THE REST ARE JUST SILLY WILLY.....
"I Feel Like A Woman"
"Liza With a Z" / "Fruit And Fly" Rap
"Puppy Love"
"Chatty Cathy"
"The Merriweather Sisters"/ "Proud Mary" Part One
"The Merriweather Sisters"/ "Proud Mary" Part Two
"A Streetwalker Named Desire"
"Stakeout"
"Mom, We're Gay!"
"Cigarette Break"
"The History Of The Fruit And The Fly"
"Fruit And Fly" Closing Credits
"Fruit And Fly" Sizzle Reel
"The Notorious J.O.B." Part One (I'm wearing unflattering girl pants, I know.)
"The Notorious J.O.B." Part Two (Still got the girl pants.)
"Charlie Bit My Finger!"
Mommy Diva
"You Betta Work!!"
"Welcome To My Home....And My Vagine"
"Sex Over The Phone"
Girlfriend Can Sing....Can I get an "AMEN" and a "MMKAY!" ???
Oh Judy! I'm happy!!! I'm sooo happy!!
I love me some Sandra Clark! Mmkay!!!!
"Mein Herr" You work it Liza!!!
LOVE this girl!! Mmkay!
The BRILLIANT Christine Ebersole in "Grey Gardens"!!!! I LOVE HER!
Who I'd like to meet: cool people, Jan Brady impersonators, prize-winning yodelers, librarians, aesthaticians, the inventor of the Trapper Keeper (that thing got me through elementary school), crocheting buddies, clean friendly dogs,Carol Channing, Karen Walker, Queen Elizabeth 1,the "Lullaby League" from Munchkin Land, the president of "In-N-Out",Alf, Benji, Gizmo, Smurfette, Thumper, Ms. Potts, Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue Mc Clannahan, Estelle Getty, Vivien Leigh, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Christine Ebersole, good Shirley Temple look-a-likes, The Black Stallion, Betty Crocker, Cleopatra, Gary Coleman, Webster, Charles Busch, Betsy Johnson, Coco Chanel, and Mary Magdalene....that's enough to keep a bloke busy for a while dontcha think?....Oh, and Oprah! Hello!
Michael, I've been trying to make it to your show! Crap, I know it's the last weekend. I'm gonna try for Sunday--it's the only possibility, want to get together afterward?
Good to hear from you handsome!! ;) Sorry, I am stupid the party is Saturday night. Location is now TBA. Oy vey...keep you posted! Come if you can. Would love to see you soon.
I wanted to let you know that we are having pat's bday party in Santa Monica at Finn McCools around 9pm. If you are available I hope you come have a drink.
I got a stupid law that passed in my state (FLA) too. It Totally sucks but if Obama holds true to what he says We dont have to worry he'll get us are rights. Federal law always trumps state law. :)
Michael, I could have written a whole paragraph about your performance. Having only seen you in Twist, I was astounded by the depth of your performance(s) here. Truly tour de force work! Steven S:)
Hey Michael. Thanks for the add.. and thanks for being a "Sordid" friend. Hope you're enjoying the series. You look sooo familiar to me... have we met before? :) Joe P.
Haha, I knew it was you!!! haha, now I just feel like a sillyness!
yes, I really loved the movie. I thought it was incredible. The entire time my fiend April and I were going gaga over the costumes...I mean DAMN...it was incredible, really! I think that periods pieces are gonna be a big thing at halloween this year because of it! Or at least, I hope so...
I will so be at the show. Please keep me updated, I'll bring all my friends out. It'll be great to see you performing again.
I do believe we were both watching The Duchess tonight at the arclight
I was going to say hello, but the intense fear of making myself look stupid, and being completely wrong and it NOT being you hindered me from a conversation...I didnt want to look like a crazy mcCrazy- lord knows there are enough of those in the town we live in