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Mike Polk
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Other
Mike Polk Male
55 years old
Cleveland, OH
United States



Last Login: 11/6/2009
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   Mike Polk's Comedian Bio
BioI do Sketch Comedy with a swell group of fellas called Last Call Cleveland. We're hella tight and we're fun to be around. I do stand up as well. And by "as well" I mean I do it also, not that I do it as well as I do sketch comedy. But I do. Do it as well. I am a writer for HBO Lab/Runaway Box. I still don't know what it is either, but we make some decent stuff some times.
Websitelastcallcleveland.com

    Mike Polk's Interests
GeneralVaried and unremarkable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoZ1UQ11cYQ

Hangover Regrets-Dead Drifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY



Happy Mother's Day MILFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYZYT7ng_E

MusicMy musical tastes are easliy divided into just a few categories: -------Whiney folky guitar music sung by tiny skinny guys with bangs hanging in their eyes singing songs about their ex girlfriends and what an asshole George Bush is:- Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Beck, Wilco, Radiohead, Cake, Shins, Ray Lamontagne, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastian, Weezer, Damien Rice.------- 70’s Classic Cock Rock type stuff with bluesy or Southern influences that you legally have to listen to while roofing or painting your garage: Allman Brothers, Boston, Skynard, Doobie Brothers, Journey, Seger. Petty.------ Faggy Bombastic Guys that Sing songs that sound like they should be in Godspell, but aren’t.------- Elton John, George Michael, Prince, Queen. The Cure.------ Real Blues not played by white teenaged guitar prodigy boys who grew up in a Cul de Sac: Buddy Guy, B.B., Stevie Ray, Dr. John, Buckwheat Zydeko, Muddy Waters, Bill Broonzy, Robert Lockwood, John Lee Hooker.------ A Few Curveballs: Jay Z, Luda, Busta, Stevie Wonder, White Stripes, Lawrence Welk, The Cars, The Bangles, M.C. Chris, Rusted Root, Blues Traveler------ And False Gods: Beatles, Van Morrison, and CSNY.------
MoviesHorrible horror movies where it looks like the director isn't even trying and doesn't even care, where he's usually in it, as the hero, even though he's not good looking enough to be the hero, and he casts some kind of cute girl as his love interest so that he can force a girl to kiss him. --------Rushmore-------The Graduate--------Casablanca----------Pulp Fiction----------Big Trouble In Little China--------The Apartment--------Holy Grail-------The Thin Red Line-------------It's A Wonderful Life----------Bottle Rocket---------The Quiet Man---------L.A. Confidential
TelevisionAll Turner Classic Movies when life was black and white and bad guys were bad and good guys were good and love existed and punches sounded awesome. Simpsons. Arrested development. British Office. American Office (to a lesser degree, because I'm pretentious). Flight of the Conchords. Hilarious talking head shows on Fox News. Anything on the History Channel. Most things on the Discovery Channel. 30 Rock. Saturday afternoon movies on TBS and TNT and shit that I own on DVD but still insist on watching on TV with commercials and no swearing. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Any Cleveland Sports Games with the exception of soccer, hockey, high school games, and anything women are playing. Columbo.
BooksGod Bless You Mr. Rosewater. CITR. Catch 22. Al Franken. David Sedaris. Shitty, predictable Grisham novels. Inflamatory Leftist Dogma That Doesn't Fairly Present an Opposing Viewpoint.
HeroesMy Mom's Boyfriend, Trevor.

     Mike Polk's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cleveland Baby, Cleveland
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dream Maker!


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Ohio Secession! Red State No More!
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Sassy!
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Mike Polk's Terrible TV Appearances
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Indy Movie Song
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One Semester Of Spanish Love Song Live
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   Mike Polk's Blurbs
About me:
I decided to join myspace when I turned 30, because I wanted to be officially creepy before I took the plunge. I'm a bad listener in that I appear to be hearing what you're saying by maintaining excellent eye contact, but I'm not really listening to a word. I'm liberal unless it's inconvenient for me.

Cop Essay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc



I Guess You'll Do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

Who I'd like to meet:
Larry from Three's Company. Hall. (I've met Oates). An Asian girl with low self esteem. H.L. Mencken. Some Treasure. David Lee Roth.

   Mike Polk's Friend Space (Randomized)
Mike Polk has 931 friends.
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Mike Polk's Friends Comments
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Will work for vengeance

Will work for vengeance



Nov 6 2009 5:24 PM

Hey Mike, do you ever plan on tying the knot with the horse in your display pic? I'm sure you have been burned in the past but she is a really awesome horse with a great personality that cares deeply about you, so either get serious or set her free. That pic has been posted for a while now and it really just seems like you're leading her on at this point. Just my opinion.
...Kirby....

B Kirby



Oct 29 2009 2:29 PM

You're my meatball....wow
Rob

Rob Robol



Oct 29 2009 2:29 PM

Can you send me the link to your fake law offices commercial? It's one of my top ten favorites and I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Thanks Mike!
Matt

Matt  Quast



Oct 24 2009 4:31 PM

Mike, the new MIB ; facebook abuse is awesome
[-vRttleH-]

[-vRttleH-]



Oct 18 2009 4:00 AM

Fun times in Cleveland today! lol thanks for the add
Nicklaus Michael

Никлас Майкл



Oct 18 2009 4:00 AM

Not much man... how you doing? lol
KRL

Kelia Lewis



Oct 18 2009 12:43 AM

Hey...missed the latest MITB, but that Bye Carol one was pretty funny. Hope you're doing well.
Scott

Scott



Oct 16 2009 1:39 PM

hello, michael...i just finished watching season one of tweet boxx...i must say, you were looking quite schnazzy and hilarious as always...of course, i am now expecting a season 2 and thus it shall be twice the hilariousness and double the schnazz!  let it be written, let it be done.
Karen

Karen



Oct 15 2009 8:43 PM

Just wanted to say hi, and Happy Hump Day.



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¡Zαcнaяιαs!

Zach Blevins



Oct 12 2009 8:37 PM

I just really like watching Last Call Cleveland, bishopvids, and especially Runaway Box.
PRISCILLA

PRISCILLA



Oct 12 2009 8:37 PM


 


 

Eric

Eric Zink



Oct 12 2009 8:37 PM

When I think of you I think meatballs!
Comeback Johnny

Comeback Johnny



Oct 12 2009 8:37 PM

Mike

Mike Machovina



Oct 5 2009 12:49 AM

lets do it. and hangover regrets is a great series.
Sara [L.I.P.2]

Sara Swagger



Sep 26 2009 7:23 AM

Why thank you for approving the friendship. I think you're hilarious and i love all your stuff.
Ben... (or BCS)

Ben... (or BCS)



Sep 26 2009 7:23 AM

And you, my friend, are Hilllllllllllllarious... with a capital H. 
The League of Proper Musicians

The League of Proper Musicians



Sep 26 2009 7:23 AM

Hey funny man.  Great show last Thursday.  You were funny enough to make it to our top friends list, like it really means shit.  Unless thousands of people click on it, and like your shit, and then buy your shit, and then millions of dollars start rolling in.

and shit.
I like salad with cheese on it.

I like salad with cheese on it.



Sep 20 2009 9:18 PM

I know it's late but I've been drunk since August 28th....Happy be-lated birthday. 
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Mel Tran



Sep 20 2009 9:17 PM

I miss you too, Mike!

...it's been so long that I don't even recall when we met. :P
The League of Proper Musicians

The League of Proper Musicians



Sep 16 2009 3:59 PM

Thanks.  You really make comedy!
Sonny

Sonny Maddox



Sep 16 2009 3:59 PM

You are so Awesome
Heatherland est. 1981

Heatherland est. 1981



Sep 16 2009 3:59 PM

You're ugly and yo mama dresses you funny. In case you weren't aware. Hope your mom's not dead. That's always awkward to respond to when you say a yo mama joke and they somberly say "my mom's dead".
The League of Proper Musicians

The League of Proper Musicians



Sep 13 2009 6:32 AM



We tried posting your flier but Myspace took it off.  I don't know why.
Hayley

Hayley



Sep 12 2009 5:27 AM

Did you ever think, growing up, that you would be on 20/20!
Lynette

Lynette



Sep 12 2009 5:27 AM

Watched the Tweet Boxx episodes ... I could not stop laughing =)
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