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Mike Polk
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Other
Male
54 years old
Cleveland, OH
United States



Last Login: 7/20/2009
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   Mike Polk's Comedian Bio
BioI do Sketch Comedy with a swell group of fellas called Last Call Cleveland. We're hella tight and we're fun to be around. I do stand up as well. And by "as well" I mean I do it also, not that I do it as well as I do sketch comedy. But I do. Do it as well. I am a writer for HBO Lab/Runaway Box. I still don't know what it is either, but we make some decent stuff some times.
Websitelastcallcleveland.com

    Mike Polk's Interests
GeneralVaried and unremarkable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoZ1UQ11cYQ

Hangover Regrets-Dead Drifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY



Happy Mother's Day MILFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYZYT7ng_E

MusicMy musical tastes are easliy divided into just a few categories: -------Whiney folky guitar music sung by tiny skinny guys with bangs hanging in their eyes singing songs about their ex girlfriends and what an asshole George Bush is:- Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Beck, Wilco, Radiohead, Cake, Shins, Ray Lamontagne, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastian, Weezer, Damien Rice.------- 70’s Classic Cock Rock type stuff with bluesy or Southern influences that you legally have to listen to while roofing or painting your garage: Allman Brothers, Boston, Skynard, Doobie Brothers, Journey, Seger. Petty.------ Faggy Bombastic Guys that Sing songs that sound like they should be in Godspell, but aren’t.------- Elton John, George Michael, Prince, Queen. The Cure.------ Real Blues not played by white teenaged guitar prodigy boys who grew up in a Cul de Sac: Buddy Guy, B.B., Stevie Ray, Dr. John, Buckwheat Zydeko, Muddy Waters, Bill Broonzy, Robert Lockwood, John Lee Hooker.------ A Few Curveballs: Jay Z, Luda, Busta, Stevie Wonder, White Stripes, Lawrence Welk, The Cars, The Bangles, M.C. Chris, Rusted Root, Blues Traveler------ And False Gods: Beatles, Van Morrison, and CSNY.------
MoviesHorrible horror movies where it looks like the director isn't even trying and doesn't even care, where he's usually in it, as the hero, even though he's not good looking enough to be the hero, and he casts some kind of cute girl as his love interest so that he can force a girl to kiss him. --------Rushmore-------The Graduate--------Casablanca----------Pulp Fiction----------Big Trouble In Little China--------The Apartment--------Holy Grail-------The Thin Red Line-------------It's A Wonderful Life----------Bottle Rocket---------The Quiet Man---------L.A. Confidential
TelevisionAll Turner Classic Movies when life was black and white and bad guys were bad and good guys were good and love existed and punches sounded awesome. Simpsons. Arrested development. British Office. American Office (to a lesser degree, because I'm pretentious). Flight of the Conchords. Hilarious talking head shows on Fox News. Anything on the History Channel. Most things on the Discovery Channel. 30 Rock. Saturday afternoon movies on TBS and TNT and shit that I own on DVD but still insist on watching on TV with commercials and no swearing. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Any Cleveland Sports Games with the exception of soccer, hockey, high school games, and anything women are playing. Columbo.
BooksGod Bless You Mr. Rosewater. CITR. Catch 22. Al Franken. David Sedaris. Shitty, predictable Grisham novels. Inflamatory Leftist Dogma That Doesn't Fairly Present an Opposing Viewpoint.
HeroesMy Mom's Boyfriend, Trevor.

     Mike Polk's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cleveland Baby, Cleveland
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dream Maker!


Mike Polk's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 32726 Plays Today: 66
Ohio Secession! Red State No More!
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Sassy!
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Mike Polk's Terrible TV Appearances
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Indy Movie Song
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One Semester Of Spanish Love Song Live
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 10 2009 8:00P
Last Call Cleveland @ The Powerhouse Cleveland OH
Jul 21 2009 8:00P
Last Call Cleveland @ Pickwick and Frolic Cleveland OH
Jul 22 2009 8:00P
Last Call Cleveland @ Pickwick and Frolic Cleveland OH

Mike Polk's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt  (view more)

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video  (view more)

A Charming Walking Tour Of Cleveland's Historic West Side!  (view more)

Damn I'm Cold  (view more)

The Chick Friend Cycle  (view more)

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   Mike Polk's Blurbs
About me:
I decided to join myspace when I turned 30, because I wanted to be officially creepy before I took the plunge. I'm a bad listener in that I appear to be hearing what you're saying by maintaining excellent eye contact, but I'm not really listening to a word. I'm liberal unless it's inconvenient for me.

Cop Essay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc



I Guess You'll Do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

Who I'd like to meet:
Larry from Three's Company. Hall. (I've met Oates). An Asian girl with low self esteem. H.L. Mencken. Some Treasure. David Lee Roth.

   Mike Polk's Friend Space (Randomized)
Mike Polk has 912 friends.
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 Raul the Playboy 





Mike Polk's Friends Comments
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Scotty O





Jul 17 2009 8:39 AM

I just saw your video on tosh.o! i heard your name and i knew that everyone watching was in for a treat. ps, how was the monster truck rally on sunday? hahaha
annabell





Jul 17 2009 4:38 AM

Hey - congrats on the Tourism Video getting shown on Tosh.0! The more people that are made to realize that we're not Detroit, the better...
Stephen





Jul 13 2009 9:25 PM

Love the new MITB, Dream girl. I guess there is a hot chick that is untouchable in every office> LOL
...?





Jul 14 2009 3:44 AM

No problem. It just struck me as something Terry would be into.
Annette





Jul 14 2009 7:41 AM

Thanks for the add mike, I'm loving the pic of you with that fake horse. You need to come down to Orange County! We need funny guys like you around here, there's a drought right now.
...?





Jul 13 2009 11:00 PM

Dude, I know you don't answer fan stuff all that often, but I also know that your a comic and if anyone could make sense of this you could. I found this looking through craigslist in Dayton, Ohio.

And if nothing else it'll be the easiest fifty bucks you'll ever make.

craigslist spiders
Chuck





Jul 13 2009 5:24 PM

Thanks a lot for the add, I saw you were trying to get interns a few years ago for the summer, do you still need any help? I might be moving to Akron for school in August and I have a and HD videocamera and would love to help out if I could, anywho keep up the great work, enjoy the summer!
Hollidayrain (H.R)





Jul 13 2009 7:45 AM

Good to know Mike, good to know. hahaha
Mike





Jul 11 2009 5:05 AM

great show tonight man. i about died when you guys blindfolded the one dude and flicked him off....classic
Angela ~ Michaela





Jul 11 2009 12:09 AM

Sure. Anything for family! I'd even let you write a song about it! Haha
Lexie





Jul 10 2009 3:27 PM

I see that my sister (Kelly) is myspace stalking you... what a creeper.
KELLY





Jun 30 2009 4:31 AM

HA! I love the new "fathers day" video! I'm a big fan.. If your around (in the cleveland area) on July 18th please meet up with me and my girl friends.. I'm turning freak'n THIRTY!
Gabriela





Jun 29 2009 10:06 PM

I have GOT to come see you live in Cleveland one of these days...still lovin' your videos & your humor! Thanks for taking the time to post an awesome comment on my page...celebrity you!
C-bub





Jun 29 2009 2:48 AM

Honestly I was just seeing if that was an automatic response to an approved friend request. That is real cool that you will respond to fans even though you are getting famous. It is a whole lot cooler than when you are in school and write a letter to the president and you get a letter back that is just the same printed letter that anyone would get after sending him a letter. I'm not saying that you are up tp the president's stature on the famous scale, but much cooler.
athena





Jun 26 2009 1:15 PM

love your videos!
C-bub





Jun 27 2009 6:17 AM

Your automated response doesn't make sense. I feel dumb for not catching the humor, but I have never heard the word “rumpus” used in such a manner. I know I read to much into something that will not even be responded to but I am just plain confused. Thank you for delaying my date with internet porn.
amber





Jun 25 2009 7:36 PM

Hey Mike!
I'm s HUGE Man in the Box fan, keep it up!

I'm even trying to plan a trip from up here in Grand Rapids, Mich. down to Cleveland to see you perform....hopefully I'll be seeing you soon
Alec





Jun 23 2009 2:25 PM

Good to know U! Man in the Box saved me from irreversible depression due to extensive burden from university>_<
Keep up the good work, it's appreciated
Stephanie





Jun 22 2009 9:21 PM

Really excited to see your show in a few weeks!!! :)
♥Trendy Wendy♥





Jun 19 2009 10:46 PM

*6/19 Never Forget*
DR. E-ROCK The SPOT(in Texas HOOTER dangon)





Jun 19 2009 6:53 PM

best thing to come out of cleveland
Andrea





Jun 18 2009 4:18 AM

I usually make wise decisions, such as attending awesome comedy shows. Great show the other night at Brother's Lounge.
Bill





Jun 17 2009 9:30 PM

Thanks for the add Mike. Figured I'd drop you a line leaving my sassy avatar for all to admire..
Ryan





Jun 16 2009 12:37 AM

Wherever we go, there we are.
abbe!





Jun 14 2009 4:45 PM

love your videos (:
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