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Mike Polk
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Other


Male
30 years old
Cleveland, OH
United States



Last Login:7/26/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/mikepolkjr  

   Mike Polk's Comedian Bio
BioI do Sketch Comedy with a swell group of fellas called Last Call Cleveland. We're hella tight and we're fun to be around. I do stand up as well. And by "as well" I mean I do it also, not that I do it as well as I do sketch comedy. But I do. Do it as well. I am a writer for HBO Lab/Runaway Box. I still don't know what it is either, but we make some decent stuff some times.
Websitelastcallcleveland.com

    Mike Polk's Interests
GeneralVaried and unremarkable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoZ1UQ11cYQ

Hangover Regrets-Dead Drifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZTCjj28eY



Happy Mother's Day MILFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYZYT7ng_E

MusicMy musical tastes are easliy divided into just a few categories: -------Whiney folky guitar music sung by tiny skinny guys with bangs hanging in their eyes singing songs about their ex girlfriends and what an asshole George Bush is:- Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Beck, Wilco, Radiohead, Cake, Shins, Ray Lamontagne, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastian, Weezer, Damien Rice.------- 70’s Classic Cock Rock type stuff with bluesy or Southern influences that you legally have to listen to while roofing or painting your garage: Allman Brothers, Boston, Skynard, Doobie Brothers, Journey, Seger. Petty.------ Faggy Bombastic Guys that Sing songs that sound like they should be in Godspell, but aren’t.------- Elton John, George Michael, Prince, Queen. The Cure.------ Real Blues not played by white teenaged guitar prodigy boys who grew up in a Cul de Sac: Buddy Guy, B.B., Stevie Ray, Dr. John, Buckwheat Zydeko, Muddy Waters, Bill Broonzy, Robert Lockwood, John Lee Hooker.------ A Few Curveballs: Jay Z, Luda, Busta, Stevie Wonder, White Stripes, Lawrence Welk, The Cars, The Bangles, M.C. Chris, Rusted Root, Blues Traveler------ And False Gods: Beatles, Van Morrison, and CSNY.------
MoviesHorrible horror movies where it looks like the director isn't even trying and doesn't even care, where he's usually in it, as the hero, even though he's not good looking enough to be the hero, and he casts some kind of cute girl as his love interest so that he can force a girl to kiss him. --------Rushmore-------The Graduate--------Casablanca----------Pulp Fiction----------Big Trouble In Little China--------The Apartment--------Holy Grail-------The Thin Red Line-------------It's A Wonderful Life----------Bottle Rocket---------The Quiet Man---------L.A. Confidential
TelevisionAll Turner Classic Movies when life was black and white and bad guys were bad and good guys were good and love existed and punches sounded awesome. Simpsons. Arrested development. British Office. American Office (to a lesser degree, because I'm pretentious). Flight of the Conchords. Hilarious talking head shows on Fox News. Anything on the History Channel. Most things on the Discovery Channel. 30 Rock. Saturday afternoon movies on TBS and TNT and shit that I own on DVD but still insist on watching on TV with commercials and no swearing. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Any Cleveland Sports Games with the exception of soccer, hockey, high school games, and anything women are playing. Columbo.
BooksGod Bless You Mr. Rosewater. CITR. Catch 22. Al Franken. David Sedaris. Shitty, predictable Grisham novels. Inflamatory Leftist Dogma That Doesn't Fairly Present an Opposing Viewpoint.
HeroesMy Mom's Boyfriend, Trevor.

     Mike Polk's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cleveland Baby, Cleveland
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dream Maker!


Mike Polk's Clips [View All Clips]
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Sassy!
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Mike Polk's Terrible TV Appearances
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Indy Movie Song
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One Semester Of Spanish Love Song Live
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I Have A Black Friend!
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El Camino
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   Mike Polk's Blurbs
About me:
I decided to join myspace when I turned 30, because I wanted to be officially creepy before I took the plunge. I'm a bad listener in that I appear to be hearing what you're saying by maintaining excellent eye contact, but I'm not really listening to a word. I'm liberal unless it's inconvenient for me.

Cop Essay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc

Who I'd like to meet:
Larry from Three's Company. Hall. (I've met Oates). An Asian girl with low self esteem. H.L. Mencken. Some Treasure. David Lee Roth.

   Mike Polk's Calendar ( View All )
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
Last Call Cleveland’s: Keith Carr’s Last Call! @ Powerhouse Pub

   Mike Polk's Friend Space (Randomized)
Mike Polk has 346 friends.
 Sheila 


 Kristi 


 ::♥Em♥:: 


 Vanessa 





Mike Polk's Friends Comments
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B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 26 2008 3:37 PM

I like how you didn't post my "abhor not adore" comment.. you really are cocky aren't you?
amenha B.





Jul 26 2008 1:01 PM

holy crap! i just noticed that your top friends is "randomized"

how did you get that???
Katie Norris - MusicPage





Jul 26 2008 10:47 AM

Yeah, I still can't tell if you're being serious or flat out making fun of me.
:P
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 26 2008 9:35 AM

Yummy Yummy in My Tummy...presents are all gone...
Princess Seana





Jul 26 2008 7:25 AM

you so rock i can't stand it!!! Thanks for the add, mighty Mike!
"Tha IT Girl"





Jul 25 2008 10:40 AM

I dont see and New York gigs, what gives? Anyways I will be home for that Aug 15th Show and yes we are hanging out, thanks for asking.
~*Renner*~





Jul 24 2008 3:28 PM

i am a new renner, i assure you. i am not affiliated with any renner's you know. i'm a whole new species.
dEidRa





Jul 22 2008 5:26 PM

My god! I want to live in that little tarped off but reasonably cooler part of your room.
Rhymes With Orange...





Jul 23 2008 4:19 PM

Thanks for the add!
Big Fan! Man in the Box is awesome, fav is either Bill's Earring or Terry's Sodapop. I also love hangover regrets. Plus the "I love Mike Polk" response to the coming out of the closet video was great, and, well, there's too much other stuff!
Anyway, you're awesome and I hope the videos keep on coming!
P.S.
I don't know if you remember but I'm the guy that messaged you on YouTube thinking Cameron and Keith were the same guy... Don't know what that has to do with anything though!
Jordan. 我的英雄 Cifu





Jul 23 2008 11:36 AM

i take it that was was an auto message because...im 19..
YOU try harder
haha.
its green and invisible....
its this green cabbage
" "
Trimdawg





Jul 23 2008 11:11 AM

Thank you, I think.
Your stuff is hilarious, keep it up!
DJ College Park Pool Party





Jul 23 2008 9:17 AM

my first Mike Polk show was simply fantastic! Edgewater Park jokes were F'n Hilarious !!!!
>Pretty<::RaNdOm::


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Jul 22 2008 4:52 PM

HAHAHA nice video on the killing of the drifter.
Reed





Jul 22 2008 12:52 AM

I think Terry lives in a bubble of shame. A bubble of shame that allows him to be free of the constraints that self-respect demands. His is a simple life. A simple, ugly life.

Hey are you guys still doing Man in the Box episodes? I haven't seen any new ones in forever. I don't know, maybe you are and I'm just retarded.
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 21 2008 10:05 PM

I'm glad to see you're moving up in the world with the duct tape tarp and all... I myself have a pimped out ride with the chrome package... Meaning, I have silver colored duct tape holding up my driver's side mirror... I will probably fix it one day... But for now, I just like feeling as if I'm tight with Exhibit...
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 21 2008 9:48 PM

I brought presents to Bela Dubby for you tonight but you weren't there... I was going to give them to Chad since he'd see you tomorrow. But he snuck out before I noticed he was gone... And the dubby snack does not have a freezer... so you are out of luck... Unless you break into my friend joel's house.. because he's holding your ice cream and orange pop hostage...
mikki





Jul 21 2008 9:25 PM

wow. smart squirrel. gotta hand it to the fury little bastard.
BEGLEY (BigHead) Venkman





Jul 21 2008 2:45 PM

I don't even know what that means... but I'm frightened and excited at the same time.
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 21 2008 10:47 AM

For some strange reason I actually feel sorry I was mean to you...I now owe you mass quantities of ice cream and orange soda... You should know by now, I secretly wish you lived in my closet so I can take you out sometimes and laugh at you...
mrs b





Jul 21 2008 9:17 AM

well i hope you made me at least a c cup.

YOU are the genius...
mrs b





Jul 21 2008 8:39 AM

do i really look naked in this pic???

i am a marketing genius...
mikki





Jul 20 2008 5:55 PM

i hope the squirrel lives in the cooler, more comfortable portion of your room. woodland animals get hot, too.
Valerie





Jul 20 2008 5:38 PM

Yep...she's mine,all mine. And I have a two year old son also! WOW...Dan Adams...that is a name I have not heard in forever! I am glad to see you are doing so well...would love to come see a show sometime!
B-Dizzle





Jul 18 2008 11:31 AM

lol thats great love maninthebox by the way
MesSihr Almighty





Jul 17 2008 10:42 PM

I do so with a an obnoxious Terry-esque smile on my face!
mrs b





Jul 17 2008 4:22 AM

sorry i missed the show darling. i will be around fri and sat to spread good cheer. also on tues. feeling the love...
Reed





Jul 16 2008 1:57 PM

Stop hitting the same place! Hit different places!
spiffytiffy(:





Jul 15 2008 9:18 PM

ROTFLMAO !
Nope, I'm real. :D
Hooray. -dances-
jen





Jul 15 2008 11:44 AM

My pic is fake I am really Scarlett Johansen!
sarah





Jul 15 2008 9:11 AM

funny story. i'm going to the festival. but i may be more into my beer....hahaha.
brittney





Jul 15 2008 5:26 AM

hey...just moved back up this way, workin with Kent Alumni.
Now I will have a reason to pester you :)
Jodi





Jul 14 2008 8:11 AM

I absolutely LOVE my CD that you made me.
It had sooooo many of my favorite songs on it! You do remember mister!!! Thank you so much for coming out with us rowdy girls! I had a night to remember and I am glad that you were a part of it! See you Saturday!
gC





Jul 13 2008 5:23 PM

LOL thanks man! im glad someone out there is treating me in such ways! haha im a huge fan of urs i love man in the box ur effin hilarious, and the one semester spanish spanish love song is the best! and thats from someone who speaks spanish fluently thank u very much haha,
keep em coming!
Dawn ♥





Jul 13 2008 2:29 PM

My husband, X, is jealous because you didn't comment to him too and he has been a friend for a while. We watch your goofy videos all of the time, and we LOVE them!

X says: "¿Cuándo harás otro video en español?"
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 12 2008 7:09 PM

Thanks for the comment... I now feel like I've been virtually fingered by Tom...only not...Thank God for.. His hands are slutty...
B.A. for Bad Attitude





Jul 11 2008 10:21 PM

Future Naked Mike is okay but he's no Lynda Carter!!!Photobucket

Enjoyed your show... See you next time.
jen





Jul 11 2008 9:55 PM

i fucking love el camino!
mrs b





Jul 11 2008 1:42 PM

thank you darling...
Joliet Jake Blues





Jul 11 2008 2:28 PM

tell your mom I said hi
Kelly





Jul 9 2008 4:58 AM

So happy to have found another old friend!
Glad to see you are doing well and are still funny as hell!!!!
I am off to chase my little one around...
Next time we are home we will have to check ou