Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.
I'm super awesome!

Male
21 years old
Taco Bell, California
United States



Last Login: 3/23/2008
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    Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.'s Interests
GeneralPoop and fart jokes, taking long walks on the beach... with naked men, midgets, hobos that look like midgets, midgets that look like hobos, and canned meat.
MusicSteely Dan and Double Turner.
MoviesThe Lion King, Land Before Time, movies with midgets and hobos in them, From Justin to Kelly, Glitter, Delta Force 1 and 2, Kazaam, Gigli, and of course my favorite movie Phat Girlz.
BOYCOT CHRISTIAN BALE MOVIES! HE ISN'T WHO HE SAYS HE IS!
TelevisionThe Communists, America's Funniest Videos, Step by Step, and Pokemon.
BooksGreen Eggs and Corey Haim.
HeroesPeople tell me I look a lot like Freddy Mercury.
Groups: California LoveYoung Millionaires - Entrepreneurial Financial Education!L.A. City of Angelseveryone who is blatantly self-centeredVegetable MafiaMARTIAL ARTS ENTHUSIASTSwww.TruthOfGod.comChristianity

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     Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.'s Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Taco Bell, California
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Expert on Awesome!
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.'s Schools
Central High East Campus
Fresno, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: Mmm. Pi.
Greek:   Iota Rho Phi

2007 to 2010
Southern California Institute Of Technology
Anaheim, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: My boat!
Greek:   Rho Rho Rho

1991 to 1992
American Academy Of Dramatic Arts-West
Hollywood, CA
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Mmm. Pi.
Greek:   Pi Pi Pi

1985 to 2001
Art Institute Of California-San Diego
San Diego, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Clubs: I painted pretty pictures using nothing but my boogers.
Greek:   Pi Epsilon Delta

1977 to 2007
North Hills Christian Schools
Vallejo, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: pirates degree
Clubs: 's salsa. can't get enough!
Greek:   Chi Chi Chi

1958 to 1994
Alpha Christian Academy
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: professional god-hater.
Greek:   Xi Xi Xi

1957 to 2010
El Cajon Valley High
El Cajon, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Postdoctoral
Clubs: Mmm. Pi.
Greek:   Alpha Alpha Pi

1950 to 2002



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   Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.'s Blurbs
About me:
FACTS:
+Mikey Linus Costello
+internationally known icon
+collects sand
+lives with Grandma
+Blake the roommate
+enjoys Little House on the Prairie
+likes cake
+dislikes Nazi super spies
+pet dog Chichi
+virgin
+numerous girlfriends and sexually transmitted diseases
+sXe 4 lyfe
+recovering black tar heroin addict
+eats cheeseburgers daily
+vegan
+resides in Taco Bell, California
+loves boobs
+has never hit puberty
+has a terrific and exciting life
+cannot tell a lie


Who I'd like to meet:
I'm super famous and insanely popular(especially with 12 year old girls), so I'd like to meet people who are utterly obsessed with me.

And Dan Aykroyd.

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Mikey Linus Costello, the true American hero.'s Friends Comments
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Oct 29 2007 3:03 AM

I didn't really see him as a tiz-ight kinda guy. You learn something new everyday I suppose. How's the campaign going against Jose?
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Oct 29 2007 4:47 AM

=D
777☠





Oct 29 2007 6:11 PM


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Oct 31 2007 3:18 AM

how often would you say you wear pants? i was just thinking, pants are awful. id like to boycott pants, shorts, long johns, jumpers, overalls... skirts and panties are fine... but man pants are truly awful. so lose your pants? ok?
Kelly





Oct 31 2007 10:04 PM


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Oct 31 2007 10:10 PM



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Nov 2 2007 2:57 AM

Dear Mikey,
Corey told me to tell you that you smell. But I think he means really good, like your pheromones are attracting him to you and he wants your bod. At least that's what I am assuming.
Your friend,
Nikki
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Nov 9 2007 12:26 AM

I heard you had to skip the country and now are the true Mexican hero ... can you confirm these rumours ???
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Dec 28 2007 10:59 AM

happy birthday ya little bastard !!! =)
granny has said she is planning a special suprise for ya :)
LaDonna-{The BoSs HoGgS Devyl}





Dec 28 2007 9:07 PM

Hope you have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

How was your christmas???
Who Needs God?





Dec 31 2007 5:31 PM

I truly appreciate your friendship.

Thanks for your help getting the Word out.

MySpace is now making me type a Captcha for every invitation I send out. That's fine, I'll do that, this work is important, but it really slows things down.

If you get a chance, please ask 10 Christian friends to ADD "Who Needs God" to their friends list.

I have a new Bible website I'm building in 2008 and I'll need all the help I can get spreading the Good News once it's ready.

"The harvest is plentiful, but the workers are few. Therefore beseech the Lord of the harvest to send out workers into His harvest."

Matthew 9:37

Many Blessings,
Mike
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Oct 27 2007 9:52 PM

are you still asleep =]
you haven't been on since the 23rd :P
ohh also if you have finished with my grandma can I have her back now?
777☠





Oct 26 2007 11:30 PM


midget woman
Patrick "Mannix" Durkin





Oct 26 2007 4:26 PM

hey thx fot the addness, we seem 2 hav similar awesome stylez
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Oct 26 2007 7:23 AM

what's crackin ?
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Oct 24 2007 3:54 AM

I do so like the sound of crying, it lulls me to sleep. Because I like to keep Ophelia under my bed, still tied up, with that mysterious bar of soap she found shoved in her mouth. And, hey, how come you never told me you knew Charlie Sheen! Wowza! I'd like to watch him sit on my uncles face and take pictures then sell them for lots of single dollar bills.
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Oct 24 2007 3:45 AM

I'm worried about where Ophelia found the soap bars... I don't have any in the house. And maybe I shouldn't have made her dance because I put bullet holes in the tile, my uncles going to beat me again. And how is Blake? Still in the garage? Haven't seen him about much... and in the garage, wheres the bathroom?
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Oct 23 2007 2:54 AM

Well, being that it is heaven, I don't really have to take care of them, if they die they just come back to heaven as heavenly plants, its the cycle of life. My grandma gets mad when I leave the dishwasher closed. And by dishwasher I mean Ophelia, and by closed I mean tied up and in the cupboard.
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Oct 23 2007 2:45 AM

That bastard, I'm so glad me and Jesus are such good friends. He lets me do whatever I want. whatever i want...
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Oct 23 2007 2:21 AM

It better stay that way too. I'd hate to have to kill you again.
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Oct 22 2007 2:17 AM

We're gonna be there a long long time, because I do so enjoy nacho cheese and Rosie. And Mikey, my love, I can easily make you a liver, you can wear it on your sleeve, no need to stick it back inside or anything! Oh technology, how you've matured. From Godzilla to sleeve wearing livers.
Meatball ♥'s Twilightnewblog!





Oct 21 2007 10:29 PM

hey thanks for the add...u seem like a cool person
~Danny the Disabled~





Oct 21 2007 3:52 PM

lol ur the epitome of famous!!!!!!!
wooooooooooyeah! *dances*
Core-rrrrrrrrrrreey





Oct 21 2007 7:03 AM

no sorry =)
~Danny the Disabled~





Oct 21 2007 2:17 AM

i wanna be famous too, nice to meet you!
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