Hi I’m Drennon Davis. I’m a comedian. I used to be a kindergarten teacher. I got fired and now I hate everybody! Just kidding! HAHAHA! LOLOLOLOL!
I play the baritone ukelele! Stupendous! I write poems! Funtacular! I eat peanutbutter and banana sandwhiches! Scrumptacious! I write and illustrate children’s books about dicks! Dickiriffic! I go to the fairy waterfall where the fairy queen plays soothing music and gives me replenishment when my life force is low! Zeldatabulous! I watch TV alone in the dark and cry myself to sleep! Lonlimazing! I pick my boogers and then stick them in my cat’s anus! Grossatastic! I do crazy comedy shows on stage and film! Promotaful! I like to make up stupid adjectives! Retardatacious!
Website
drennondavis.com
Influences
I'm easily influenced.
Members
Me , Dupree and me
TV Shows
NBC’s Last Comic Standing and To Catch a Predator
Films
I enjoy making short films. When I say "film" I mean "video" because I’m "poor" and I don’t have "hundreds" of "thousands" of "dollars" to spend on "film school" or "any school" that could "teach" me "how" to "use" "quotation" "marks" - end quote.
I was banned from youtube for "inappropriate content". I have a new account now, you can check out a lot of my short films there - www.youtube.com/drennondavis.
The more "inappropriate" ones can be found on my website.
Albums
You can get my cd and dvd on my website.
Go to www.cafepress.com/drennondavis to buy the official "Who Put THAT in the Muffin House?" t-shirts (more colors available)
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About me: ---------------------------Enjoy this short video I made about myspace.
----------------------This is a new weekly series I have called "Drennon's Deviant Sexual Acts"
-------Here's the unedited version of the song that's on Last Comic Standing
-------Animation series "Holy Weird" about celebrities in the tabloids.
--------Drennon's Sketch Comedy -
Who I'd like to meet: I want a pony.
You can buy my Comedy DVD here -
You can buy my Comedy CD here -
You can buy my t-shirts and underwear here -
www.cafepress.com/drennondavis
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