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Mitch Fatel
Stand-Up
"On my way to Acme Comedy Club in Minnesota yo!"

Male
32 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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Bio
Websitemitchfatel.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld, Gary Cannon, Gilbert Gottfried
TV ShowsComedy Central Presents, Letterman, Leno, Conan,
FilmsPlayed Apollo Creed in Rocky (Original only).
Albums Miniskirts and Muffins

Super Retardo


    Mitch Fatel's Interests
GeneralHelping beautiful young women escape from Prison!
MusicVan Morrison, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beck, Grant Lee Buffalo, JayZ, Bee Gees, Weezer, Sinead O'Connor, Green Day, James Blunt, Dido, 50 cent, Van Morrison, Kiss, Nelly Furtado, Shaggy, Billy Joel, Morrissey, Gillian Welch, Wu Tang, Judas Priest, Hooverphonic, Frankie Valli, Smog, Flaming lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (more to follow when I'm waiting for my porn to download)
MoviesRocky, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Raging Bull, Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade, Xanadu,Braveheart, Flight 93, Apocalypto (I like to be sad at movies) World's Fastest Indian (I'm only going to keep going if you promise to see all of these)
TelevisionForensic Files, Aqua Team Hunger Force, South Park, To Catch a Predator (I feel sorry for the guys, I mean all they wanted to do was help out those girls! )
BooksRazors Edge (Maugham), Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck), Remains of the Day (Ishiguro), 101 Sexual Positions (Mr and Mrs. Fatel)
HeroesAyn Rand, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, The 3 legged Kitten I saw at a farm who was like "Fuck it, I have 3 legs, get over it" Rudy Giuliani, Steve Martin, Debbie Schlussel, Sylvester Stallone (first Rocky ever and after that an embarrasment) Somerset Maugham, Cartman, Jerry Seinfeld, My Daddy.

     Mitch Fatel's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Big Apple!
Body type:5' 5" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:Funny MoFo

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About me:


YOU DID IT! I came in 6th place in the Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Thanks for voting for me.




Hey everyone, thanks for coming to my site. You make me feel special and tingly in my private areas. I have two hysterical CD's available here! Everyone who purchases a CD gets their choice to either make love to me once or play Scrabble (Yahtzee is not a substitute so please stop asking.) I am super funny and also super cool. I try to answer every e-mail and comment but I'm getting like super famous so it may take awhile or I may not get to it. (Hint: I don't think I've ever missed one that had naked pictures attached to it) I can't send anything signed but I promise I will sign anything at all if you meet me at a show. I always sell and sign CD's after the show and will kiss anyone on the lips including guys (but then your CD is assessed a $50.00 gay fee)




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PS: If we're doing it and somewhere in the act I lick your butt, that means I love you : )

PSS: My favorite 80's band is the Cars.





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Who I'd like to meet:
The various children I have fathered over the years.




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Amber Lynn





Jul 6 2008 7:55 PM

I was so excited to see you in Denver but you have to be, Im only 19 so maybe in a couple years..at least i have your cd
Jes(SIC)a


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Jul 6 2008 7:46 AM

mitch = hottest man alive
J*Met





Jul 5 2008 8:30 PM

I just watched your comedy for the first time today and it was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time keep up the good work
Travis (I put the laughter in Manslaughter)





Jul 5 2008 9:13 PM

Mitch you are my hero, you are so funny, when i get older i wanna be just like you.
American Terrorist





Jul 5 2008 11:16 PM

Just caught ya on comedy central! Great show, Great laughs! Come to Chicago, ill be there front row! All i saw was it was a CC Special by Mitch, I thought it was gonna be hedberg, but it wasn't so I was disappointed, but you totally made up for it!
PinkSpikes





Jul 5 2008 8:30 PM

I love you, you're sweetsauce! haha. =D
T-Dawg





Jul 5 2008 10:23 PM

you are probably the single greatest comedian out there haha i love your stuff dude =)
people should praise you rather than dane cook because you actually have the ability to make people laugh without having to scream and dance on stage like a fucking ape
haha
Sam & Taylor





Jul 5 2008 4:11 PM

Thanks for the add..Keep me laughin.
Peace
Sam
Zach-Man





Jul 5 2008 4:27 PM

I look forward to seeing you in Virginia Beach.
Papa-Pauta





Jul 5 2008 4:35 PM

thanx 4 the add

i'll c if i can hook u up w/ sum college gurls
v





Jul 5 2008 5:10 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD! YOU ARE A FUNNY SEXY MAN!! KINDA RETARDED THOUGH...LOL
HATMAN!!!





Jul 5 2008 5:38 PM

Anybody thats a friend of muffins is a friend of mine...haha...Nice work guy...Keep it up!
Mikey Dubs





Jul 5 2008 6:56 PM

hey mitch saw your stand up on Comedy Central and the only time i wasn't laughing was during the commercials, you had me cracking up the whole time..keep it up...
Be!!@'$ He!!@ Ste!!@





Jul 5 2008 4:04 PM

Thanks for the add sexy!
Waycool Junior





Jul 4 2008 7:57 AM

thanks for the add mitch...we have something in common bro..i love breasts too..lol
And The Beat Goes On....





Jul 3 2008 1:36 PM

<33
Kari





Jul 3 2008 12:00 PM

Thanx Mitch for the add! Hope you get down to Ontario, Ca. I listen to you on Sirius radio. You are so funny. I could listen to you all day!!!!
amy





Jul 4 2008 7:37 AM

Hi Mithchie........ U SeXXXy Beast U!!! Hope U have a great 4th of July!!! When are u bringing ur fine ass and mini skirt to Wisconsin? I'm waiting.....
Zanies Comedy Club





Jul 4 2008 6:54 AM

Happy 4th Mitch!
Mike





Jul 3 2008 9:06 PM

Happy Mitch Fatel Independence Day Weekend & Whatnot...Just Read The Journal...Ya Gotta Try To Do The Live Taping In TEMPE...That Would So Kick Ass & I'll Try To Get In Front With The Magnificent Ms.Jenny For Your Viewing Pleasure. All & All Have GREAT Holiday Weekend And Keep Up The Funny!! JAGER BOMBS FOR ALL!!
stacey





Jul 2 2008 12:56 PM

aww... well thank ya...it's the truth though....can't wait to see you again..along with the other million people...haha
J O E





Jul 2 2008 1:02 PM

I agree with Stacey... I think AZ needs a few more shows, bro! I hadn't laughed that much in a long time... Thanks!
stacey





Jul 2 2008 12:30 AM

AZ needs you back!!! I have told everyone I know about you!!! Show was AWESOME!!!!
Michael ®(M.L operation -jack in the box-)





Jul 1 2008 10:19 AM

DUDE UR THE BEST !!
kevin





Jun 30 2008 9:22 PM

My grandma saw that picture of you almost naked and thought it was me. She completely snapped at me when i came downstairs.
Denise





Jun 30 2008 7:56 PM

Thanks for an amazing show in A.C., your hysterical! Your my FAVORITE!!!
Hide your Cookie.. He's Back!





Jun 29 2008 7:55 PM

Cant Wait for the Special on the 5th! Thank god for TIVO!! Arizona already misses ya!
Kanz





Jun 29 2008 3:39 PM

When will we have the pleasure of hearing some new stuff. U just make me happy!
Karmas Kiss





Jun 29 2008 12:27 PM

Thanx for the add. I love muffins and breasts too! Keep it up!
Heather





Jun 21 2008 4:42 AM

Just got my tickets for the Virginia Beach show. I'll be in a purple shirt near the front...look for me, lovah! I'll be sure to get my toenails done and shave my legs!
aynoT





Jun 26 2008 9:52 AM

Just wanted to say that Friday night was really fun. You made our ten year anniversary a night to remember!! Thanks Mitch.
ThisIsDeadAir





Jun 26 2008 2:34 PM

Mitch! Love you long time. ;)
Renaissance Dell'Arte