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Mitch Fatel
Stand-Up
Mitch Fatel This week at the San Fran Punchline tix 415 397-4337 First 100 get to play with my nipples GENTLY

Male
33 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/9/2009
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Websitemitchfatel.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld, Gary Cannon, Gilbert Gottfried
TV ShowsComedy Central Presents, Letterman, Leno, Conan,
FilmsPlayed Apollo Creed in Rocky (Original only).
Albums Miniskirts and Muffins

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    Mitch Fatel's Interests
GeneralHelping beautiful young women escape from Prison!
MusicVan Morrison, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beck, Grant Lee Buffalo, JayZ, Bee Gees, Weezer, Sinead O'Connor, Green Day, James Blunt, Dido, 50 cent, Van Morrison, Kiss, Nelly Furtado, Shaggy, Billy Joel, Morrissey, Gillian Welch, Wu Tang, Judas Priest, Hooverphonic, Frankie Valli, Smog, Flaming lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (more to follow when I'm waiting for my porn to download)
MoviesRocky, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Raging Bull, Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade, Xanadu,Braveheart, Flight 93, Apocalypto (I like to be sad at movies) World's Fastest Indian (I'm only going to keep going if you promise to see all of these)
TelevisionForensic Files, Aqua Team Hunger Force, South Park, To Catch a Predator (I feel sorry for the guys, I mean all they wanted to do was help out those girls! )
BooksRazors Edge (Maugham), Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck), Remains of the Day (Ishiguro), 101 Sexual Positions (Mr and Mrs. Fatel)
HeroesAyn Rand, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, The 3 legged Kitten I saw at a farm who was like "Fuck it, I have 3 legs, get over it" Rudy Giuliani, Steve Martin, Debbie Schlussel, Sylvester Stallone (first Rocky ever and after that an embarrasment) Somerset Maugham, Cartman, Jerry Seinfeld, My Daddy.

     Mitch Fatel's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Big Apple!
Body type:5' 5" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:Funny MoFo

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Mitch Fatel is Magical: Lightbulb Invention
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Hey everyone, thanks for coming to my site. You make me feel special and tingly in my private areas. I have one great DVD and two hysterical CD's available here! My One hour Comedy Central Special debuts on Sept 18th at 11pm and the DVD "Mitch Fatel is Magical" is the un-edited extended version of that (includes an extra 23 minutes of material plus cool bonus features.) Everyone who purchases a DVD gets their choice to either make love to me once or play Scrabble (Yahtzee is not a substitute so please stop asking.)

I am super funny and very cool. I try to answer every e-mail and comment but I'm getting super famous so it may take awhile or I may not get to it but I promise you I will try! I can't send anything signed but I promise I will sign anything you want if you meet me at a show. I always sell and sign DVDS/CDS after the show and will kiss anyone on the lips ( including guys but then your CD is assessed a $50.00 gay fee)



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PS: If we're doing it and somewhere in the act I lick your butt, that means I love you : )

PSS: My favorite 80's band is the Cars.




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The various children I have fathered over the years.




If you have a profile (default) pic with me in it, send me your e-mail address so I can find you and I'll make you a top friend. If you don't have one, stalk me and take one! NO you can't start out at number one. Put in your time and you'll make it to number one. No cheating. Unless of course, well you know, then you definitely can skip the line.

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LuiLui_AV8'ER

Luis Aguilera



Nov 9 2009 3:14 AM

Mitch Why would you make me look up inverted nipples? You said not to Google image it but you had to of know people would do the opposite! Did that chick actually have inverted nipples? Can’t wait to see you in Tempe AZ!!!
Cara

Cara



Nov 7 2009 9:15 AM

Dude Man--you soo Rock!
HARRY

HARRY



Nov 7 2009 9:15 AM

hell yes, got to see you in va beach and ill get to see you again in denver, buying tickets to that show as soon as they become available...until then, ill be looking for that girl whos willing to make "eye contact" during the oral sex
ϟ☮MSNJK!☮ϟ

Kelsey Fail



Nov 4 2009 10:18 PM

Jeeze Mitch, can't wait till you come to Nashville!!
I'm so excited.
♥Ruffles♠

♥Ruffles♠



Nov 3 2009 11:59 AM

Thanks for accepting my add :). You're awesome!
Malachi

Malachi



Oct 28 2009 8:17 PM

MITCH! Dude I saw your special on Comedy Central the other night...holy shit are you funny. So I copped your CD's and those shits are even funnier!! I was listening to them in my car while my girlfriend was blowing me and I still drove perfect-o.
I'm going to tell EVERYONE I know about you!
Bud Man 20's WIFE!

Carrie Steele



Oct 28 2009 6:27 PM

can't wait to see you at mccurdys in sarasota Florida soon!!!!
cheshyre.cat

Ashley pace



Oct 26 2009 3:51 AM

I'm poor, man.. I wish I could see you there :/
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Oct 26 2009 2:50 AM

It's my honour to meet you.
@ l e x™

Alexandra Kamberos



Oct 26 2009 12:23 AM

finally! wisconsin is doable. :) bit of a drive but worth it
KeVin

KeVin



Oct 23 2009 3:39 AM

Will Mitch is magical come out on cd???
KiKi Marie

KiKi Williams



Oct 23 2009 3:39 AM

I dont know if you ever got the pic from the last time ur ass was in irvine, but heres the link ;p
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5038913&albumID=1545008&imageID=19127890
Tony

Tony



Oct 22 2009 6:11 AM

i will be there!!!
KiKi Marie

KiKi Williams



Oct 22 2009 6:11 AM

your always funny ;p
Teresa

Teresa Kopkas



Oct 22 2009 6:11 AM

I can't believe I made it to the top so quickly! Love you Mitch! Hope you come and see us again in Bellevue! ;>)
Sir Nuke

Sir Nuke



Oct 21 2009 5:19 PM

i really want to come see you! i've wanted to see your stand up live for at least 2 years, you have to come back another time i can see you!
♡★SkittleS★♡

♡★SkittleS★♡



Oct 20 2009 7:08 PM

cant wait to see you in december!! just got my tix!!!
gustavo

Gustavo Perez



Oct 20 2009 1:02 AM

I will keep an eye open for the ballon!!!! But if I find it I keep it bro!!! Lol
Cherishing Those Memories

Chris Wolfe



Oct 19 2009 4:39 PM

I was there with my fiancé Rachel man you made fun of me!! Ha ha.
Teresa

Teresa Kopkas



Oct 17 2009 10:27 PM

Hi Mitch! Loved your show at the Parlor Thursday night! You were so sweet and nice and I hope you the results of my Pap smear back! LOL love you and here's my profile pic!
John

John



Oct 16 2009 7:42 AM

This is bullshit when does Las Vegas get a show again.....
✯Queen of La La Land✯

✯Queen of La La Land✯



Oct 16 2009 4:13 AM

How is the funniest sob doin tonight?
MJ. Styx

MJ. Styx



Oct 13 2009 2:21 AM

You really are magical... <3
Marie

Marie



Oct 9 2009 7:02 PM

Just droppin by to say hello....
steve b

steve b



Oct 7 2009 10:32 AM

i wanted to put the beautiful pic of you and i up here for all to see but you disabled the codes. prolly a good idea cause then everyone would be advertising their band or something. its a few years old, from some club in chicago, i think zanny's, my birthday present from my daddy. i asked if i could give you a piggy back ride and you said no. i dont think you would remember, but if you do, then i feel special. you're totally rad. i would offer you my moms uterus to have a baby but i think it's out of service. guess i'll find out when she gets back from the drug store with the test. ok, bye for now you sexy little man.
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