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Mitch Fatel
Stand-Up
Off for July 4th weekend. See ya July 9-12 at the Denver Improv : )

Male
33 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Websitemitchfatel.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld, Gary Cannon, Gilbert Gottfried
TV ShowsComedy Central Presents, Letterman, Leno, Conan,
FilmsPlayed Apollo Creed in Rocky (Original only).
Albums Miniskirts and Muffins

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    Mitch Fatel's Interests
GeneralHelping beautiful young women escape from Prison!
MusicVan Morrison, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beck, Grant Lee Buffalo, JayZ, Bee Gees, Weezer, Sinead O'Connor, Green Day, James Blunt, Dido, 50 cent, Van Morrison, Kiss, Nelly Furtado, Shaggy, Billy Joel, Morrissey, Gillian Welch, Wu Tang, Judas Priest, Hooverphonic, Frankie Valli, Smog, Flaming lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (more to follow when I'm waiting for my porn to download)
MoviesRocky, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Raging Bull, Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade, Xanadu,Braveheart, Flight 93, Apocalypto (I like to be sad at movies) World's Fastest Indian (I'm only going to keep going if you promise to see all of these)
TelevisionForensic Files, Aqua Team Hunger Force, South Park, To Catch a Predator (I feel sorry for the guys, I mean all they wanted to do was help out those girls! )
BooksRazors Edge (Maugham), Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck), Remains of the Day (Ishiguro), 101 Sexual Positions (Mr and Mrs. Fatel)
HeroesAyn Rand, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, The 3 legged Kitten I saw at a farm who was like "Fuck it, I have 3 legs, get over it" Rudy Giuliani, Steve Martin, Debbie Schlussel, Sylvester Stallone (first Rocky ever and after that an embarrasment) Somerset Maugham, Cartman, Jerry Seinfeld, My Daddy.

     Mitch Fatel's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Big Apple!
Body type:5' 5" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:Funny MoFo

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YOU DID IT! You voted me 10th place in the 2009 Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown.



Hey everyone, thanks for coming to my site. You make me feel special and tingly in my private areas. I have two hysterical CD's available here! Everyone who purchases a CD gets their choice to either make love to me once or play Scrabble (Yahtzee is not a substitute so please stop asking.) I am super funny and also super cool. I try to answer every e-mail and comment but I'm getting like super famous so it may take awhile or I may not get to it. (Hint: I don't think I've ever missed one that had naked pictures attached to it) I can't send anything signed but I promise I will sign anything at all if you meet me at a show. I always sell and sign CD's after the show and will kiss anyone on the lips including guys (but then your CD is assessed a $50.00 gay fee)




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PS: If we're doing it and somewhere in the act I lick your butt, that means I love you : )

PSS: My favorite 80's band is the Cars.

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The various children I have fathered over the years.




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Tiffanie ★





Jul 4 2009 12:06 AM

Hey honey, how ya doin?
SHARYN





Jul 3 2009 9:52 PM

Can't wait to see you again in DC next month!!
tearsa





Jul 1 2009 7:05 AM

hey mitch fatel! Great Job!!!
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Jun 29 2009 5:17 PM

loved the show sunday at pitt's improv. tears were flowing at my table.
jak





Jun 28 2009 8:25 PM

Thanks for the laughs at the Friday show, and for stickin around for pictures and signing stuff. I had a blast! :)
Bruce





Jun 29 2009 12:17 AM

Thank you Mr. Fatel. Although, there isnt a subway system within 100 miles of where I live. But I will start going to subway sandwich shops more and will be hoping for the best. Thanks again, and cant wait till you visit New England again
Simply Me





Jun 28 2009 6:26 PM

Since I live in Atlanta, GA , the Coke capital, I take offense. It's a good thing I like you so much. You're forgiven for your ignorant love of Pepsi.
Alex Magiic Fingers Martinez





Jun 26 2009 1:51 AM

DUDE UR THE BEST!!!!
~NIKKI~





Jun 25 2009 4:55 AM

so guesss whos gonna be in town for my birthday again??!!?? bahahahaha
Misty





Jun 24 2009 2:34 PM

Thanks for the add! Both my boyfriend and myself have labeled you our TOP comedian! Gotta say, it comes natural to you!
Keep up the good work!
I am planning on surprising his with tickets to see your show in Sept.
jak





Jun 22 2009 8:01 PM

Can't wait for the PGH shows this weekend! :D
*Kara Lynn*





Jun 23 2009 2:08 AM

So basically you should really come to Arizona sometime. ;)
have a nice night!
~♥☆Jennifer☆♥~





Jun 22 2009 7:17 AM

You were super funny!!! I loved your show!!! Your opening act was great too...can't wait to see you at your next time you come to this area!!! You should come to Fresno!!!
~♥☆Jennifer☆♥~





Jun 19 2009 6:24 PM

I'm going to see you at your show sunday!!! I'm excited!!!
Dragich





Jun 19 2009 8:20 PM

what date are u going to be in philly?
Miss Jenn Frazer *SD Seduction*





Jun 21 2009 5:36 PM

You make me smile :)
Heidi





Jun 18 2009 9:51 PM

See you in San Jose tonight!
Lotus Photo





Jun 18 2009 6:26 PM

Thanks for the add, I hope to see you perform in Chicago sometime!
The Kid





Jun 18 2009 12:27 AM

hey.
Hope lifes treating you good.
Keep up the good work, youre doing great.
Love, Kelly =)
Jessie





Jun 17 2009 3:44 PM

Sweet can't wait!!!
RiXx™





Jun 17 2009 12:03 AM

Thanks for some great shows this weekend man, We had a blast!
Trust no man, fear no bitch





Jun 16 2009 11:42 PM

I'm so excited, I see on your schedule you will be in Philly in August and that is convinent for me as I am birthing a child next month so I will need a few weeks to recover before coming to see you as you are so funny I would probably pop a stitch! Seriously, I can't wait, I'm def going to come see you and take pictures and sleep with you as soon as you get to Philly. And don't worry, I have great breasts and I love the oral :)
Jessie





Jun 16 2009 10:57 PM

Why can't you come to Jersey?? I wanna see a good show!!
KiMBo





Jun 16 2009 3:36 AM

Yes we did enjoy the show! thanks
Lanette





Jun 16 2009 4:00 AM

It was great meeting you sun night after the show! It made my birthday!
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