e[MJ]ay
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99 years old
Corner of No and Where, Washington
United States



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General
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Music




+44, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds From Mars, AC/DC, The Academy Is . . ., Aerosmith, AFI, Alanis Morrisette, The All-American Rejects, Amy Steinberg, Angels and Airwaves, The Apple War, Arctic Monkeys, Asthmaboy, Avenged Sevenfold, Basshunter, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, The Better Half Dozen, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Bowling For Soup, Brand New, Bright Eyes, CKY, The Clash, The Click Five, Cobra Starship, Coldplay, Cute Is What We Aim For, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, Danny Elfman, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, The Doors, Draco and the Malfoys, The Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Eisley, Elliott Smith, Eminem, Eve 6, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Flyleaf, The Format, The Fratellis, Frou Frou, Gnarls Barkley, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gym Class Heroes, HIM, Harry and the Potters, Hello Saferide, Hellogoodbye, Hinder, Hot Hot Heat, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Ingrid Michaelson, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Jem, The Killers, Korn, KT Tunstall, Linkin Park, Lit, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Midlake, Mindless Self Indulgence, Misfits, The Moldy Peaches, Mute Math, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nickel Creek, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, OK Go, Outkast, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Pat Benatar, Pink, Pixies, Placebo, The Postal Servis, President sof the United States of America, Prince, Prom Kings, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, REM, The Racontuers, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, The Replacements, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Rocky Votolato, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Simple Plan, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Soul Coughing, Stray Cats, Straylight Run, The Strokes, Sublime, The Subways, Sum 41, SYstem of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tegan and Sarah, Tenacious D, Thom Yorke, Three Days Grace, Tom Petty, The Vandals, Violent Femmes, Voltaire, The Weakerthans, Weezer, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Wolfmother
Movies

Black Sheep movie poster

Juno, Wanted, Stardust, Labyrinth, Serenity, Fight Club, Interview With the Vampire, Boondock Saints, Accepted, Donnie Darko, V For Vendetta, Dogma, Dawn of the Dead (George Romero original), Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Howl's Moving Castle, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, School of Rock, 28 Days Later, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Across the Universe, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men In Tights, The Princess Bride
Television


Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Fruits Basket, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chuck, House MD, Futurama, Bones, Dexter, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, That 70s Show, Inuyasha, Hellsing, Ouran High School Host Club, The Shield, Grey's Anatomy, Psych, The Venture Brothers
Books

The Plucker
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Jack drew in a deep breath, the smell of dry-rot heavy in the air. With his sword out before him and a tight grip on the red pin, he slunk deeper into the giant cocoon.
Eyes wide, heart racing, he scanned the shadows. Webbing drifted in clumps, forming small chambers, making it hard to see his way. Then he discerned a dark shape and the hair prickled along the back of his neck. And there you are, thought Jack.
Evil.
Heroes



Bill and Ted
bill and ted


Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
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Fergus
Fergie

Harper
Irony much

Franko
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Chloe
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Ronnie
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Emma
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Madison
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Megan
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Groups: unschoolers uniteCassiopia Is a GoddessBelievers in Bittyismpicks suck. [but eggnog doesn't.]"The Pack"Life is GOOD, even if it HURTSChai LoversLet's Make A Difference

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     e[MJ]ay's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Everett
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Occupation:Roflhouse Worker

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Snohomish, WA US
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April 6 2006 - Present Day



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About me:
Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words.



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i'm as pretty as i am cruel.

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'Beauty wasn't the treachery he imgined it to be, rather it was an uncharted land where one could make a thousand fatal errors, a wild and indifferent paradise without signposts of evil and good.
'In spite of all the refinements that conspired to make art - the dizzying perfection of the string quartet or the sprawling granduer of Fragonard's canvases - beauty was savage. It was dangerous and lawless as the earth had been eons before man had one single, coherent thought in his head or wrote codes of conduct on tablets of clay. Beauty was a Savage Garden.
'So why must it wound him that the most despairing music is full of beauty? Why must it hurt him and make him sad and cynical and untrusting?
'Good and evil, those are concepts man has made. And man is better, really, than the Savage Garden.
'But maybe deep inside Nicki had always dreamed of a harmony among all things that I had always known was impossible. Nicki had dreamed not of goodness, but of justice.
'But we could never discuss these things now with each other. We could never again be in the inn. Forgive me Nicki. Good and evil exist still, as they always will. But "our conversation" is over forever.'
- Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat

passionate
1. having or showing strong feelings; full of passion. 2. easily angered; hot-tempered. 3. resulting from, expressing, or tending to arouse strong feeling; ardent; intense; impassioned 4. readily aroused to sexual activity; sensual 5. strong; vehement: said of an emotion.


Who I'd like to meet:
Spike
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Jul 6 2008 10:07 PM

oh, and tell your fabulous mother I said thank you again :)
Harper [[just Harper]]





Jul 6 2008 10:07 PM

yaaaay MJ!
I had a great time this weekend, thank you so much for having me :)

I'm sorry I didn't call you to let you know I had landed safely... I meant to, but there was some drama that distracted me.
Harper [[just Harper]]





Jun 25 2008 8:18 PM

So, I think it's basically one of the lamest things ever that we haven't talked in so long. What has been up? And where has your interwebs presence gone?

I'll call you tomorrow when I know more about my travel availability.
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Jun 18 2008 9:22 PM

nothing really, going to camp for a week with Chris on sunday hope i can bring laptop if there is internet so i can chat with pplz
talk soon
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Jun 18 2008 1:11 AM

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Jun 17 2008 5:21 PM

*pokes* where ya been? havent heard from u in a while.
everything alright?
Harper [[just Harper]]





Jun 12 2008 11:52 PM

That sounds awesome!
Only problem is this:
I work wednesday and thursday, and I'll be on the other side of the continent until monday. Aside from those I will make work whatever plan means hanging out with you for the most time.

That's cool! We'll have to trade tiredness-work stories some time, it'll be epic.

As I said I'll be gone over the weekend, but I'd love to hear from you. I'll be away from comp but I should have my cell, you coooooouuuuld call me. *puppy eyes*

I hope we can work something out
Harper [[just Harper]]





Jun 9 2008 1:06 PM

All of those sound interesting...
I don't have many plans for summer, I think we should try to figure something out.

Well, until this weekend massive amounts of school. Had my last final Friday, had an awesome party that started at a theater's midnight showing of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and ended about 2PM the next day.
Had an awesome, tired, sore, sleep deprived, hungry, painful, painful, tick filled, incredibly fun airsoft game sunday.
And now I'm sitting around the house trying to think of things to do. I think I'll make mac 'n cheese...

How about you? What awesome exploits have you been up to that I haven't heard about?
Harper [[just Harper]]





Jun 8 2008 9:16 PM

way to necropost, sheesh.
But seriously, I'm glad to FINALLY hear from you

I heard about Wodney, I'm so sorry... I know how hard that is :(
*hugs*

Life is pretty good right now. I just had a fantabulious airsoft game where I basically kicked ass and took names.
Except for the biker-ticks, they weren't so good.

So tell me, what might be happening around the beginning of july?
chelsea DEAR♥





Jun 2 2008 11:14 PM

hey ho sup
:]
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Jun 1 2008 1:01 PM

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May 31 2008 10:19 PM

no wonder you haven't reached me recently, this Matteo bloke has you working like 3 jobs at once...
unless you quit a lot and are so awesome he takes you back.

Anyway, hows life treating you?
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May 29 2008 10:23 PM

Not at the moment, but yes
Actually right now I'm swamped in HW, but you're online so I wanted you to know I have read this and I'll RE in good time.
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May 29 2008 12:08 AM

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May 28 2008 8:32 AM

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May 28 2008 12:31 AM

BTW What is ur AIM?
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May 28 2008 12:08 AM

i hope i can come down when you are at home soon :) it would be really fun:D
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May 27 2008 3:14 PM

Yes we got home good :)
I miss you more D:
Harper [[just Harper]]





May 27 2008 9:56 AM

awesome!
Not the drama, but the rest.

I've been working on a mortar shell design for airsoft, that's similar... though my reaction is endothermic, so not TECHNICALLY a 'splosion.
But there's a loud noise and things go flying everywhere, so it's fun.

I'd love to visit you guys some time soon... right now I'm in the throws of last week of classes, so I basically have no life. And some time in June I'm going to the east coast. Other then that I don't think I have plans and I'd love to find a way to make it up to you guys... now all I need is money. :(
and time.

well I'm glad you guys had a good time, I hope I get to see some of you soon.
Harper [[just Harper]]





May 26 2008 10:52 PM

hola!
Life is Good is about over, innit?
How was it? Got any juicy gossip or crazy stories? Blow anything up?

Looking forward to hearing from you :)
M @ T T 3 0





May 26 2008 10:17 PM

Hey MJ , miss you lots hope to see you in July!!!
Luv ya!
Patrick (Ballet geek) ^_^





May 24 2008 10:11 PM

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