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Andrew Johnston
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La Vie C'est Chouette
Male
65 years old
Toronto, Ontario
Canada
Last Login: 10/11/2009
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Andrew Johnston's Interests
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| General | Comedy (Attention), Writing (Scribbling incoherent pussy jokes on serviettes in a drunken miasma), Fitness (Excersise Bulimia... I used to be fat), Urban Geography (SimCity) and Contact Sports (Reciprocal Analingus)...
| | Music | Essentially any woman who can remotely sing. I lovez my screaming divas: Mimi (Mariah), Esther (Madonna), X-Tina (Christina Aguilera), Damita-Jo (Janet), Lady Heroina Cocainesworth Syringeshire of Crackingham (Whitney Houston), J'Hud (Jennifer Motherfucking Hudson)...
| | Movies | "Troop Beverly Hills", "She-Devil", "A League Of Their Own"... really substantial contributions to the evolutionary landscape like that... | | Television | SNL, Idol, 30 Rock, ANTM, Lost, The View, Mad Men, Parks & Recreation, Damages, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List, Video On Trial, LOVE COURT!!! | | Books | I don't read things. | | Heroes | You. The reader of this myspace profile. Because you truly are my hero... everything, everyting I wish I could be... I might be able to fly higher than an eagle - AND THAT'S FUCKING HIGH... because you, you are the wind beneath my wings. And Rosa Parks. You're both my heroes/heroines.
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Andrew Johnston's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Gay | | Hometown: | Brockville, Ontario | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Comic/Writer/Licensed Midwife |
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Andrew Johnston's Latest Blog Entry
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On the Topic Of: American Idol...
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On The Topic Of: The Oscars
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Viral Video Vixens of '08!!!
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Bitches Loved AND Hated in 2008!!!
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Christmas Songs to make Babies to
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About me:
Hey! I'm Andrew Johnston! The comedian based out of Toronto, Canada and not, I repeat, NOT the fat kid with the angelic voice from 'Britain's Got Talent'. That kid is the bane of my existence.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who conspicuously wear wigs in public and think it's inconspicuous. I love you!
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