Old_Man_Mike
"NOW! 76% Less creepy!"

Male
99 years old
Little Elm, Texas
United States



Last Login:7/16/2008
Mood: sleepy Mood Image
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    Old_Man_Mike's Interests
GeneralCollecting string, compulsive hand washing & worry. And pimping his merchandise at: http://www.cafepress.com/old_man_mike
MusicRamones, Tom Waits, ZAPPA, Nick Cave, Miles Davis, Blind Guardian, DIO (LOOKOUT!), Supersuckers, Henry Rollins, Kraftwerk, Senior Coconut,The Mars Volta, Orntette Coleman, Mr Bungle, John Coltrane, Fishbone, Rigor Mortis, Iron Maiden, GWAR, Speedealer, nomeanso, Man O War, Government Issue, Flower Leperds, Motorhead,Black Flag, Carnivore, Tub Ring,Skindred, Misfits, Kinks, Small Faces, Iced Earth, Lou Reed,The Kinks, MASTODON, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, John Zorn,Dropkick Murphys,Clutch,mindless self indulgence,King Crimson,Exodus, Finntroll, The Sword, Rollins Band, Nurse with Wound, Foetus, Ruins, Bile, Liabach, Messhugah, Ladytron, RAMONES (they bear repeating)
MoviesI have *paid* to see, first run, at the theatre, horror movie sequels past ..3. So I guess I'm a sucker for horror.
TelevisionCurb Your Enthusiasm is pret-ee, pre-tee good. Kathy Griffin -D List, UHF Static is sublime.
BooksTrashy horror all the way.
HeroesMeatball and pastrami
Groups: Altered Images Photo StudioTHE GO-GO FREAK SHOWThe Special Peeps ClubDallas/Ft. Worth MetalOfficial Rigor Mortis Fan GroupTexas MetalTwisted KicksrEVOLUTION

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     Old_Man_Mike's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:Some college

   Old_Man_Mike's Schools
Lindenhurst Shs
Lindenhurst, NY
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1987

   Old_Man_Mike's Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer
I'm a hack.
Photography - Other - Assistant




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   Old_Man_Mike's Blurbs
About me:
A guy who is a little to old for this kind of thing posts reviews & opinions on music (extreme & otherwise) & pop culture. All while juggling responsibilities of family, job & spirtiuality. I'm married to a woman who's out of my league. I have two kids; an extrovert & an introvert. I like trashy horror and music that nobody else seems to like. I can go from watching Billy Wilder to Takashi Miike without flinching. Likewise for music Ramones then Rachmananoff-Not a jarring thing for me. I'm a photographer by trade but like only about 1% of the pictures that I take. I'm also fairly conservative in my worldview. I write for a few publications music and otherwise.
Who I'd like to meet:
Edward Lee, Dee Snider, Kathy Griffin(and I'm not gay -go figger), Rob Zombie, John Waters, Henry Rollins, Brian Posehn, Oprah's best friend, Gayle. Although, I have no idea what I'd say to any of these folks...

   Old_Man_Mike's Friend Space (Top 8)
Old_Man_Mike has 97 friends.
 em 


 Drink with the Living Dead 


 Rhonda 


 Jennifer 


 maggi 


 Diva of the Dead 


 Brigitte 


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Gil





Jul 12 2008 5:16 PM

Dude beware of Betty! ha ha no she rules.
You rule!
Betty Mankiller is holier than thou.





Apr 27 2008 9:20 PM

haha I have it!! One of my favorites by Bukowski :)
Betty Mankiller is holier than thou.





Apr 14 2008 7:51 PM

haah that is the only way to do it!
Shane Bugbee





Mar 24 2008 5:26 AM

ok, so the comment below was meant to go under your comment for a pic I have up of Shyla peeing into an ice bucket.
Shane Bugbee





Mar 24 2008 4:59 AM

bro, don't you know anyting - the lil plastic bag they give with the ide bucket is what stands between you and pee on your ice.
SATAT::Patriarch of Perversion





Mar 22 2008 9:52 AM

My Rogers and I would like to thank you for your friendship ...



Thanks for the shoot btw, I will have those pics edited and online by next week ( people keep on having special events and birthday parties this week >_< I can't get any time in front of my rendering box )

- satat
[Sarah] gives people skin cancer





Mar 21 2008 6:12 PM

..and yes, the picture worked.
[Sarah] gives people skin cancer





Mar 18 2008 10:23 AM

1. the photo didnt load.
2. im deffinitly hopeful into doing something. the girls are georgeous, and im well on my way. I got the piercings down for now, even tho I want more. and now that im 18 I cant wait to go get tattoo'd.
as for self conscious..I just dont like my lower area..lol. like, my legs are amazing, I think my face is beautiful, and I think that the rest of me is okay, chest,stomac, hair, back.. even my butt, but that front part, idk, it bugs me. lol. other than that im fine.

im hopefull. and i'll go look at the cadets too. who knows, maybe me and you would get along. lol.
peace Mike. hope to hear from you soon.
Shane Bugbee





Mar 15 2008 7:40 AM

thanx for taking pics of my wife catfighting another gal - so, how do we explain not getting them to kiss again?
Valerie





Mar 14 2008 5:34 AM

Love the new pics!!
Jennifer





Jan 21 2008 8:11 PM

Horribly belated New Year to you.
Hoobie Records





Jan 11 2008 10:04 AM

Hoobie Records wants to sit on you!!!

Hoobie Records





Jan 1 2008 9:02 PM

Hoobie Records Loves You!!!




pull my finger...
Mindy Lou





Nov 26 2007 6:31 PM

its the man in the socks
Lisa





Nov 24 2007 4:22 PM

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Hope your turkey day was as good as mine!

Happy Thanksgiving
Brigitte





Nov 22 2007 8:46 AM

Great to hear from you. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Alison





Nov 5 2007 7:23 PM

LOL I told Mr. Applebees :-)
Brigitte





Aug 3 2007 4:40 PM

I agree with Maggi..just where are you?
maggi





Jul 26 2007 12:47 PM

hmmm I wonder if OMM has died, or if he is just on some special ops thing that demands perfect silence for the duration... I hope it is the later.
Valerie





Jul 26 2007 9:34 AM

I need a blog :-)
Moosey143





Jul 1 2007 10:50 AM

Thanks for the pics they rock!
Jennifer





Jun 17 2007 6:19 PM

Happy Father's Day!!!... Hope your day involved meat, alcohol, and an exceptionally good cigar.
[Sarah] gives people skin cancer





May 27 2007 10:03 PM

nah, you'd fit right in. if anything you and Kenny (the owner) would get along.
Lisa





Apr 17 2007 10:15 PM

I give a dang ole buddy!!
Jennifer





Apr 8 2007 11:46 AM

Happy Easter - and watch out for the rotten eggs!
kari hill™





Mar 28 2007 4:02 PM

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Jezebel Scathing Triple6





Mar 24 2007 6:31 AM

hey hope you are doing great, you should add some new pics to your page! XOXOX
Kat
Drink with the Living Dead





Mar 17 2007 4:12 PM

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Mar 4 2007 11:46 AM

hey, you gotta see this awesome thing for making your very own southpark character
waky and wild

Click here to make one
Jezebel Scathing Triple6





Feb 13 2007 3:27 PM

HEY HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU!
KAT
Jim Jet, Texas Race Girls.Com





Feb 6 2007 12:54 PM

Hey Old Man, You Might Want To Get Ahold Of Diana, We Have A Great Oppertunity For Photos At Autorama. My Jet Dragster Will Be There. Along With 1000's Of My Close Friends. Jim
Valerie





Jan 30 2007 12:44 PM

I'm ready for a good read Mike....WTF??
Drink with the Living Dead





Jan 19 2007 5:18 PM

Greetings from the Cemetery!!!
Chad





Jan 5 2007 9:15 AM

Happy New Year!! I hope this is a better one then last.
Jennifer





Jan 1 2007 7:23 PM

Happy New Year!... and please check out my new celebrity matches in the "about me" section o' my profile. I think you will find one of them quite humorous... it is not doctored. That's what the damned website came up with.
YeeHaaaw!





Dec 31 2006 12:55 PM

You've never had an Islander?
Hmmm...I might have to remedy that situation :~)
Jennifer





Dec 23 2006 12:22 PM

Merry Disgruntled Christmas!!!!!!
TRASH





Dec 20 2006 10:13 AM

TRASH thinks YOU RULE!!!

ROCK ON MIKE!!!

I AM YOUR TRASH.
titty crown royal





Dec 19 2006 6:12 PM

hello sifu.. its been years
em





Dec 14 2006 11:50 AM

hope you had a great birthday!!!
Jami





Dec 12 2006 7:17 PM

Thanks for the airplane!!!
Moosey143





Dec 8 2006 8:01 PM


Buried at PhotoCasket.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
maggi