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ONANIZER
Grindcore

FASTER THAN HELL, FASTER THAN JOE PESCI



Aš/Praha
Czech Republic

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   ONANIZER: General Info
Member Since12/7/2005
Band Websitebandzone.cz/onanizer
Band Members


Karel "Chessgrinder" Kamarýt - guitar, voc


Ján "Kavron" Tomo - bass


Roman "Koller" Kollár - drums


Ondra "Burtko" Bártko - voc

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Contacts EMAIL + MSN: ONANIZER@HOTMAIL.COM (KAREL)
ICQ: 310 217 893



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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Dec 17 2009 8:00P
Klub Had + DEAD INFECTION (pl), Cock Brutality, Fasteratu Liberec (cz)
Feb 4 2010 2:30P
4.2. - 2.4. SOUTHEAST ASIA/ AUSTRALIA TOUR 2010 Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Philippines, Brunei, Australia, Tasmania
Apr 17 2010 8:00P
U Tlusťocha - NÓBL MEJDLO XXIV Moravská Chrastová (cz)

ONANIZER's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

vocalist Mesy quits the band + bunch of other news...  (view more)

pix from latin america on FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ONANIZER & FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ONANIZER2 & ONANIZER 3  (view more)

NEW PROMO CD & LATIN TOUR news  (view more)

EURO TOUR w/SAKATAT & ANOTHER WAY in July + some pix of the new line - up  (view more)

new bassist & vocalist!  (view more)

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   About ONANIZER
1996 | In early Autumn, based in the Western part of the Czech Republic nearby Cheb, five of us, Koller (vox), Mesy (vox), Karel (guitar), Tomas (bass, R.I.P.) and Rezy (drums) start playing together as FATAL CATALEPSY.

1997 | 22.2. in Tachov we play alongside FLESHLESS, PANDEMIA & INGROWING our first gig. After the second one a week later, we change the name to ONANIZER. Especially thanks to PANDEMIA, we had a chance to play a bunch of very decent shows at that time. Though to get through wasn't easy, as there was no grindcore audience in this region at all. We do self-release of a video tape with some this year's gigs.

1998 | April is the time to enter Prague's Hostivar Studio and to record our debut "Ansikte Mot Ansikte", a year later released on MC by ukrainian DAC Prod. From this recordings were also used some tracks for 7" EP split w/ CAUSE OF EFFECT (Machismo Prod., Australia). We are guests in local radio Egrensis. More gigs are coming, first open air's, but also a sad event, when on 29.7. our bassist Tom chose to get out of this world.

1999 | We carry on without bass. In summer there were festivals like Fekal Party II. in Prague or Obscene Extreme fest I., where we were forced due to work duties of our drummer to ask Zbyna from INGROWING to play instead. Together with Barney from PERVERSIST as the guest 3rd singer, we did totally insane half improvisation grind/noise set with people moshing all over the place, must say, probably the best we ever have done. In Autumn we record in Jumbo Studio in Tachov "Rop", unfortunatelly released only in 03'. At the end of year Karel moves to London and the band stops.

2000 - 2001 | Karel plays in UK with GRIND PARK, Mesy and Rezy founded SO PURE, Koller moves to Spain.

2002 | Later this year is Karel back and ONANIZER is practising again. Bass is now handling by Rozis from EMPTY FEELING. Because Koller is still travelling, the second vocalist becomes our friend Brizic. In December first reunion show. There's D.I.Y. live CD-R from this session made by PODEGRA.

2003 | Due to problems with rehersal room is the band practising rarely and in April leaves to London Mesy for a change. The rest keep playing and concentrate on composing new songs instead of playing live. But soon there was more than obvious, that Brizic and Rozis are not so hot about playing grindcore and after loosing rehersal room definitevely, Karel moves to Ceske Budejovice(Budweiss). Released on CD-R "Rop" from 99' recordings by Panda Music.

2004 | A few months later goes on south also Rezy. The band joins new vocalist Jirka, currently studying in this city, otherwise also from the western region. Koller comes back to Czech, rejoin the band, but lives far away and do only shows without rehersals. There's no bass, but second guitar, managed by Robert Major. With this line-up we start in February in Prague's great rock club Kain. We play really massively, also often abroad(Belgium, Germany, Slovak Rep., Austria...) In June Robert goes back to his hometown on the other side of the country and quits ONANiZER. To help out, joins the band for a few months and a few gigs bassist Honza Vanek from OBLOMOV. We have 3 vocalists. All the shows do Jirka, usually in CZ joined by Koller, abroad by Mesy, sometimes screams alone. D.I.Y. live DVD-R made by ROTTEN COLD from our appearence on Hoowah Hoowah festival in Wolfsberg/Austria.

2005 | Temporary help Honza leaves the place for 17 year's old Zbysa, who's in January playing his first gig. A month later Koller announces quitting the band due to lack of time. Mesy is flying more often from London now, though Jirka has still to manage some shows on his own. In March in Hellsound Studio is made our first pressed CD "Too Good To Be True"(Lecter Music Agency). Playing Obscene Extreme fest the second time. In November leaves drumer Rezy, also to London.

2006 | Found new drummer David (ex- Gride, Avenger, Martyrium Christy, Plastic Grave...) April's mini tour with PANDEMIA & GOMORRHA in Germany. Numerous stage hitting since then again. Krhanice open air. "Too good.." is also out on CD-R in Malaysia through Suarabebas Prod. T-shirts made. Guests in well known Radio 1 in Prague. First time in France.

2007 | First time in Hungary. A.F.O.D. open air. During summer recorded 7" EP split w/HxCxF from France, released by 6 cooperating labels. 3 way split CD on Grinhead Rec./Australia is due to be released. Karel moves to Prague. Jirka, Zbysa and David quit the band. Offer to tour Europe had to be turned down because of this. A few months after, ex vocalist Koller joins Karel and Mesy once again, this time as a ultrablastbeating drummer. Thanx to this line up change we are able to go for almost a month long European tour in April/May 2008 and in Autumn for 4 months to Latin America.

2008 | In February joins the band a new member, bassist "Kavron", shortly followed by another vocalist Ondra. 26 days long Euro tour with czech comrades EMPTY FEELING successfully done. Between 1 - 9.7. we do second European tour for this year with turkish grinders SAKATAT and hungarians ANOTHER WAY. 1 - 3.9. we record new 18 songs/13 mins stuff in Hellsound studio, which is used as promo for our Latin American tour, successfully done between 10.9.08 and 13.1.09.

2009 | After this extensive trip, we split up with our long term singer Mesy as he still remains to live in London and on such a distance it wasn't possible to be part of one band anymore. Karel takes the second mic, while still playing guitar and since then we perform as 4-piece band. This year we do mainly local gigs, composing new songs and saving our power and money for next thrilling tour, which will happen for 2 months in February/March 2010, where we go to conquer countries of South/East Asia and some states of mighty Australia incl. island Tasmania. Also split CD (includes re-mastered latinamerican promo tracks + tracks from our 2007 7'EP split w/ HxCxF) with english fast core grind bastards JOE PESCI is released under mexican label Cadaver Terror Prod.






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ONANIZER's Friends Comments
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BANISHER (looking 4 label!)

BANISHER (looking 4 label!)



Nov 25 2009 8:01 PM

Check out our profile!!
New layout and 2 new songs from upcoming album "Slaughterhouse"
Enjoy!!


IMPACT SOUND Engineering

IMPACT SOUND Engineering



Nov 25 2009 6:12 PM

ARMADA

ARMADA



Nov 25 2009 3:40 PM

YES.
HAHAHAHA!
WE INVERT TO MANY EUROS IN OUR ALBUMS.
HAHA
I THINK THE STUFF WILL BE FINISHED AS SOON AS CRISTIAN RETURNS TO MEXICO.
SO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH,
WHERE CAN I CHECK ABOUT YOUR TOUR IN ASIA?
NA ZDROWIE MY TY VOLE!!!
ARMADA

ARMADA



Nov 25 2009 12:58 AM

ARMADA Y 2 CONCHAS!!!!
Avatar Grindcore Nuevo CD. Promo

Avatar Grindcore Nuevo CD. Promo



Nov 24 2009 10:36 PM


 

saludos cabrones de parte de el mexican grind mafia queretaro
 

DISEKSA

DISEKSA



Nov 24 2009 5:31 PM

DISEKSA OFFICIAL LIVE VIDEO(hukuman mati).




KILL OUR LEADER

KILL OUR LEADER



Nov 24 2009 3:20 PM

Hey..
thankx 4 da add..
cant wait to see you guys in your south east asian tour..
play in keningau borneo,malaysia if you dont mind.

cheers
-cichie holocausto
CRISE TOTAL(official)

CRISE TOTAL(official)



Nov 23 2009 11:44 PM

cool stuff lads...ACT,RESIST N FIGHT.



jo(E)y + IM ZINE +

Jo E y A ndres



Nov 23 2009 2:49 AM

hello there guys..
hows the band now???
cant wait to see here this feb.....

cheers..
joey
uncle LANG

uncle LANG



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

THANXS FOR THE ADD!
CHEERS!

-L(A)NG-


AntyDote

Derty Merty



Nov 22 2009 1:27 PM

thanks for the add..
see u soon dude..
cheers~
tarung

tarung records



Nov 22 2009 11:45 AM

thanks for add cheers from indonesia
plyer
FLASH ELORDE

FLASH ELORDE



Nov 22 2009 2:14 AM

yeeeaaahhh!! cool see yah soon mates.
DISEKSA

DISEKSA



Nov 21 2009 7:36 PM

yeah guys! thx for the info.!
hope it will happen!
-hazree-
Bebal Mailorder

Bebal Mailorder



Nov 21 2009 5:57 PM

Wow...thats cool comrades.Im really hope u guys can play in our hometown also.W e ready to organize a show!
Betrayed by Judas ( new song uploaded)

Betrayed by Judas ( new song uploaded)



Nov 21 2009 5:33 PM

hello good day.
Thanks for being our friends.
How are you guys?
Great stuff you've got there sir.
Check us out if you have time.
Regards BBJ
Noise Mortanna

Noise Mortanna



Nov 21 2009 4:23 PM

New songs from my newly released albums [ To End it All, Split with Dmah ] are up in my profile.
Check em out and let me know your opinion.
Thanks, have a great day.
INJAKMATI

INJAKMATI



Nov 21 2009 3:23 PM

hello brother! lots of thanx for the request and your friendship!
it seems that you're going to play here??
cheers from Indonesia!
dolly.
**OUT NOW!!** our 1st crap 2009 - split 7" w/ Black Sister

order it from :
Problem? Records (UK)
SUBWIX (Germany)
Power Negi Records (UK)
NEVER HEARD DISTRO (Hungary)
Alcoholic Desaster (Greece)
Urgent Freedom Records (UK)
Cheers//Dolly Patchaos//Injakmati
bangsat

bangsat



Nov 21 2009 3:02 PM

Yes mate,thats too bad and very sad with this:(But hopefully we`ll find new one for sure so we can play together:)it would be a honour for me and bangsat:)
Seinen Kurensyo (looking for label)

Seinen Kurensyo (looking for label)



Nov 21 2009 5:06 AM

Thanks for adding us too.
Well are you planning to play in Yogyakarta?

well it will be nice if you can play in Yogyakarta mates.hahaha.
perhaps we can share stage together.hahaha



CHEERS mates


xMELIEx

Melia Sanibar



Nov 21 2009 12:24 AM

hey guys..thanx for the add..
i'll se ya in indonesia next year
n u'l visit "jogjakarta city" too right?


cheers
melie
MAGISTRAL FLATULENCES - NEW SONGS POSTED!!!

MAGISTRAL FLATULENCES - NEW SONGS POSTED!!!



Nov 20 2009 10:28 PM

NEW SONGS POSTED!
GO HERE TO LISTEN OUR SHITS!!!
CHEERS.

I will meet your sister...
M & S SIZE AVAILABLE ONLY!!!
Oblomov - !NEW ALBUM OUT!

Oblomov - !NEW ALBUM OUT!



Nov 20 2009 8:26 PM

Hell-o! New OBLOMOV album is OUT NOW! check it out at our profile or order at: http://www.werewolfshop.cz

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pAnK-H/C-JuNKieS

pAnK-H/C-JuNKieS



Nov 20 2009 2:58 PM

Hi guys.Thanks for the request...
Greets from Croatia.
All the Best!!!Cheers
Rikki the kid

Rikki the kid



Nov 20 2009 1:15 PM

cheers guys!!!
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