The 2006 Player of the Year awards.
1st: Oli
2nd: Tapi
3rd: Az
There's been some weird goings on with these awards but who am I to argue with them? Congratulations Oli, you are player of 2006. Although thats a bit old now seeing as it's April. Congrats anyway
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This video sums up the spirit of our team pretty well:
About me: One sunny day, a group of lads lounged around in the pub enjoying a refreshing pint of fine lager. An idea was born. They would form a five-a-side team fit to rule the Powerleague and all that played in it. The team began life as Real Madras, but this ill-fated name lasted but one tournament. A new name was required, would it be Dinamo Chicken Kiev, Real Madras or Perry Barcelona, before they entered a student league The lads chose well...
Perry Barcelona are:
Todd - Pyscho Gnasher. The team captain, who despite being one of the shortest members of the team, is probably the most aggresive. Plays mostly as a defender, and tries to lead by example with some ferocious tackling, making few friends along the way. He also manages to score a few goals too, with 10 so far this season, including a half-way line scorcher.
Oli - The Bruiser. Joint founder. Despite looking like her would happy-slap your nan for a mars bar Oli is actually a teddy bear. Until it comes to tackling. His patented flying shoe challenges have opponents cowering in fear.He also appears to have found his shooting boots this season, with 15 goals so far making him second top scorer.
Azeem - The Whinger. Joint founder. The teams controversial penalty taker, Azeem has been referred to as all wrapping paper and no presents. However, this season Az has managed to convert his good play into goals, with 10 so far. He should not be allowed to take penalties though!
Tapi - Mr. Mobile. Tapi possesses huge amounts of strength and technical ability. Standing still he is one of Perry Barcelona's best players, unfortunately standing still is his forte! Tapi has a great football brain, and an eye for a pass, but needs to convert his good attacking play into more goals.
Dan - "La Brownnoseur extroidanaire" Dan is the goalscored of the team, thanks to some fantastic goalhanging! This is wholly justified as his defending skills are beyound terrible, although improving, so goalhanger is his best position. Dan has lost his goalscoring touch of late, but just needs one goal to find his form once again.
H - H-Bomb's appearances have been limited this season but he has still managed to chip in with his share of the goals. With long range screamers being his forte, H is a top contender to win goal of the season. He needs to come out on the lash more often though!
Matt - A good tackler, scores goals and works hard for the team. Also likes to abuse the ref and slide tackle despite being told not to twenty times! He has also recently refound his goalscroing touch and has netted in the last few games. Just don't show him a goth when he's been at the cider!
Nev - This seasons outstanding player, Pretty Nev has taken over the position of goalkeeper and made it his own. With bravery that makes a mockery of his 'pretty' exterior, Nev regularly keeps the team in the game.
Pugh - Composed on the ball, tough in the tackle and with a shot on him powerful enough to shake a grandmother from a coma, Pugh is an integral player for the team. Unfortunately, due to work commitments, Pugh cannot play as often as he would like.
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Just incase we do join goals on a wednesday in their new league, here is the match scores and statsy stuff you'all mite need to know:
The score was 6-6 beteween Perry Barca' & a team of diving ass, pussy's!
Oli scored 2 (He's 1st was a top left hand corner beuty from just inside our half)
Dan got 2
Az scored 1 (scored from the centre - i.e kick of in the second half!)
Tapi scored 1 (scored a screamer from the centre!)
Man Of The Match: Tapi (as chosen by the ref not myself & so won a free pint!)
We started off poor goin 4-1 down at the end of the first half, but came back and should have won.
Dan fell over in the second half and injured himself randomly then they went down to 4 men after a man was sent off and we didnt capitalise -dont ask why and they fell on the floor every seconds...
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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. BUSMR.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from BUSMR.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at BUSMR.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. BUSMR.COM
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hey boys,
just wanna say good luck for tomorrow.....wouldn't it be great if you win the football and then we go out for the big squeeze to celebrate. come on perry barcelona
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i agree wiv tapsta, sam shud be banished, he cost us at least 3 goals wiv a sluggish approach that wudnt look outa place in an over 90's ball room dancing class, Be Gone!
Oh and i think we need to just av 1 sub from now on cuz the teams shape goes up the swanny every time we make a change. We were pathetic 2nd half last week i was ashamed of us all, just appallin.
Lads can I jut say 4 next week can we all get our head out from up our arses and play football please. I personaly have had nough of loosin agianst teams that we hav already beaten this season by a mile and we know we are better than. I'm also frustrated by the fact that we have players capable of winning us games individually & or otheriwse and we dont select em. I'm sayin it on here because no1 will listen otherwise & think im talkin shit. Not that i actually played this week, or anything i mean i was hardly on the pitch that much to notice or anythin and nver did anythin when i was on it, nor did nev but 5aside student football is hardly premier league - we'd get harder oppostion in a local under 17's team half the time and we struggle debating over schoolboy errors and drop our heads, or jus cant be asked to play!!
Its annoyin! We need to fix up!!!
hey boys, just thought i'd say good luck for tomorrow. you can win!! plus you've got your fans back after they abandoned you for two weeks. sorry lads!!
