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Pete Holmes
"Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused."

Male
29 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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GeneralComedians: Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Gaffigan, Cosby, Seinfeld, Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin. Superhero: Batman.
MusicForegone Conclusion
MoviesGlengarry Glen Ross, American Psycho, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine, Swimming Pool, Sideways, Laurel Canyon, Adaptation, Fight Club, Sling Blade, Big Fish, The Door in the Floor, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski, Magnolia, Batman Begins
TelevisionThe Office (both), Lost, am I allowed to say Best Week Ever? It seems pompus. What if I say it, but then I wink twice? Okay. I'm winking now. And again. I've now stopped winking. If I had an eyepatch, there would be no blinking, only winking. No one would take me seriously, and not because of the winking, because of the eyepatch.
BooksImpro (Keith Johnstone), Less Than Zero, Garrison Keillor (Leaving Home, Book of Guys, Summer 1956), No One You Know... good comics: Batman Year One, Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween. Those TOTALLY count.
Groups: Stand-up ComicsNew York ComediansComedians of MySpaceAnti-Popped CollarTEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FANS!!!Gordon MusicNYC Underground Comedy FestSeptagon Studios Inc

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     Pete Holmes's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Lexington, MA
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian

   Pete Holmes's Schools
Gordon College
Wenham,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English / Communications
Clubs: Sweaty Toothed Madmen
 

1997 to 2001
Lexington High
Lexington,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Improv troupe
 

1993 to 1997


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About me:
hey everyone, it's me, pete. i'm a new york city comedian originally from lexington, mass. you may have seen me eating burritos. that would be fun and exciting. let's be friends!
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Also, I'm on FACEBOOK! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500846142
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Sweet Haven





Jul 19 2008 11:30 AM

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Jason Zumwalt





Jul 19 2008 4:40 AM

I;ve seen The Dark Knight twice already. I fear I may never be able to stop. O yea, I'm town tonight.
Hungry?
Elsie





Jul 10 2008 11:47 AM

there's vomit on his sweater...
it's.. spaghetti!
Some call me Manders...





Jul 8 2008 9:31 AM

Point it straight down to the earth.
your friend, kimi.





Jul 6 2008 10:14 AM

yes, this must happen pete. ill have my people call your people call elizabeths people, leave a voicemail with joes people and that will be that.
Mike Drucker


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Jul 3 2008 11:10 PM

I like being your friend.

I hate being your enemy.

I'm okay with being associated with you.
Some call me Manders...





Jun 26 2008 11:38 AM

It was SO great to see you last week! "Its too late to apologize wha wha wha"
Scum and Villainy





Jun 23 2008 1:06 PM

Last night was one of the best shows, ever! Thanks for being part of the first Chicago themed show! We should do it again sometime!
Comix





Jun 19 2008 1:16 PM



Can't wait to see you at the Onion Benefit at Comix June 25!


There are going to be tons of AWESOME raffle prizes like tickets to Xanadu, Ricky Gervais and so much more!
Tine Tine





Jun 17 2008 9:21 AM

doobie doobie da da da ooooooooooohhhh!
Gabbie





Jun 5 2008 10:06 AM

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M





May 28 2008 9:37 AM

Demons aren't gonna ring the doorbell!
Giulia Rozzi





May 12 2008 9:38 AM

Eh oh big f-ing titties!

xo
Evan DeWitt





May 12 2008 8:07 PM

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Evan DeWitt





May 12 2008 8:08 PM

A real honor to work with you at Headstones! Very funny set.
M





May 6 2008 9:58 AM

bag of doorknobs.. that's great, can I use that?
Becky Ciletti





Apr 28 2008 7:27 AM

dude. was reading the New Yorker last night (intellectual) and saw your dog cartoon (funny).
that's awesome!
Tine Tine





Apr 3 2008 2:30 PM

wow, i'm in your top friends!

now come visit la!
Mike Bridenstine





Apr 3 2008 3:52 AM

I'm very sorry. I just saw this picture. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed (specifically) this one.

Bishop and Douch





Apr 3 2008 4:16 AM

Hey Pete,

Great to meet you the other week. Had a cool time at Rififi and the UCB/Pianos shows went really well. We'll be sure to let you know when we're heading over your way again. Hopefully it'll be fairly soon but Edinburgh prep is currently consuming all our money!

Here's a short video we put together one morning in Central Park. It's a British remake of Cloverfield.

Matt





Mar 29 2008 7:07 AM

Happy birthday, Pete!
Miller Genuine BriaN





Mar 29 2008 11:39 PM

Happy Birthday Pete. It's literally been a month since Comix and I'm still laughing at the "Rachel Ray, Oscillating" gag.
LOL
The Mayor of Awesometown


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Mar 30 2008 11:46 AM

By the power of Greyskull, I wish you a happy birthday!
Abe, Author of "Robbie Velez"





Mar 30 2008 2:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Mr.
Holmes! :-)
Danny Domino





Mar 30 2008 3:33 PM

Clayton Champagne





Mar 30 2008 3:37 PM

Happy birthday, bud. Hope all is going well.
[ K A T ]





Mar 30 2008 8:37 PM





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Mar 30 2008 11:37 PM

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Nate Gowtham





Mar 5 2008 2:07 PM

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Mr. Holmes - any chance you'll be able to join us this Saturday night for some rock and roll music at Arlene's Grocery? Hope all is well - cheers man
-Nate
why, hello there! i'm joselynhughes





Mar 2 2008 2:53 AM

pete holmes may be the funniest person on the plant of earth.
i said that exactly right.
Becky ♥





Feb 17 2008 7:23 PM

pete! you came to NMU again & i missed it! that makes me sad. i was hoping to sit in the front row & be harassed again. ohh well. i'll look forward to it next year (hopefully, & perhaps with the BWE crew again, too). :)
Em





Feb 13 2008 12:41 PM

What's up Field Goal