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Pete Holmes
Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused.

Male
30 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 6/17/2009
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GeneralComedians: Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Gaffigan, Cosby, Seinfeld, Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin. Superhero: Batman.
MusicForegone Conclusion
MoviesGlengarry Glen Ross, American Psycho, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine, Swimming Pool, Sideways, Laurel Canyon, Adaptation, Fight Club, Sling Blade, Big Fish, The Door in the Floor, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski, Magnolia, Batman Begins
TelevisionThe Office (both), Lost, am I allowed to say Best Week Ever? It seems pompus. What if I say it, but then I wink twice? Okay. I'm winking now. And again. I've now stopped winking. If I had an eyepatch, there would be no blinking, only winking. No one would take me seriously, and not because of the winking, because of the eyepatch.
BooksImpro (Keith Johnstone), Less Than Zero, Garrison Keillor (Leaving Home, Book of Guys, Summer 1956), No One You Know... good comics: Batman Year One, Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween. Those TOTALLY count.
Groups: Stand-up ComicsNew York ComediansComedians of MySpaceAnti-Popped CollarTEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FANS!!!Gordon MusicNYC Underground Comedy FestSeptagon Studios Inc

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     Pete Holmes's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Lexington, MA
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian

   Pete Holmes's Schools
Gordon College
Wenham,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English / Communications
Clubs: Sweaty Toothed Madmen
 

1997 to 2001
Lexington High
Lexington,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Improv troupe
 

1993 to 1997


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About me:
hey everyone, it's me, pete. i'm a new york city comedian originally from lexington, mass. you may have seen me eating burritos. that would be fun and exciting. let's be friends!
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Also, I'm on FACEBOOK! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500846142
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Pete Holmes's Friends Comments
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Brett





May 23 2009 5:47 PM

Petebot, Grady Spires told me to spam your profile with this. He's Old!

..The Situation's Changed
kristinaBREAKDOWN





Jun 8 2009 11:27 PM

every time i watch vh1i love the 80s
or best week ever, you're the only
person on there who makes me laugh.(:
Jake Armerding





Mar 21 2009 6:07 PM

.. ..
Brooks Wheelan





Jan 2 2009 3:46 AM

I'm just sitting around enjoying some damn fine comentary on free bird right now. Well done sir.
Sina Amedson





Jan 5 2009 9:44 PM

You're the greatest man alive. How've you been Petey?

Any plans to come out west and visit? Love to catch your show again.

Sina.
Adam





Jan 16 2009 4:14 AM

Hey Pete, thanks for the add. I LOVE the superbowl spot and the doctors office bits. If you are in the San Francisco area and want to book a show, let me know. Good luck with the Doritos spot.
You have my vote!
A L D O





Dec 26 2008 3:33 AM

Hope You Have The Best Christmas Ever!!! !



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PROK NYC





Nov 7 2008 4:31 AM

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Thomas Middleditch





Oct 29 2008 4:16 PM

Hey Funnel Cakes, it's me, Cream. I just wanted to let you know that Waffles and Assorted Nuts aren't making it to the BBQ. Pancakes was going to drive them but Yogurt: Fruit On The Bottom Edition pulled a "help me with the baby" card. Looks like little Fruit Bowl gets three parents this year.

Let me know if you hear anything from fahmedy bent-real.
Arias 4 Liberty





Oct 24 2008 4:26 AM

Hi, I'm looking for a Ray Romano impersonator... anyone? anyone?

Thanks for the add, Mr. Holmes.

Please tell your friends (at no additional charge) about my race for Congress and say NO to
more WAR and shooting wolves from helicopters! :)

why, it’s your old pal joselynhughes!





Oct 7 2008 3:13 PM

Pete! Why do I always have to yell your name!? Is it out of style to leave a myspace comment? What is happening?
♥KRYSTAL♥





Oct 23 2008 12:36 AM

Haha No prob! I gotta tell ya, you seriously brighten my day!! No matter how down I'm feeling I can't help but laugh when you're on! :) I loved the joke you made about the Saphyre vs. H-town fight on the most shocking celeb-reality momments show thingy.
When Saphyre is hitting H-town but screaming at her to stop hitting her---you said it's the weird version of stop hitting yourself!! Loved it~
Chelsey





Sep 4 2008 10:10 AM

The Bumbershoot show was awesome! Thanks for being cool and autographing the bag.
:]
I AM Mormon bitches!!!





Aug 4 2008 8:31 PM

I miss my friend....oh I do
Russ





Aug 3 2008 2:02 AM

DUDE, when are you coming back to Utah?
Matt Braunger





Aug 3 2008 1:46 AM

Wrestle you for that sandwich.
Phil Murphy





Jul 31 2008 1:27 PM

Pete, Great set last night!! Thanks again for doing the show..It was good meeting you and I'll see you around.
Dustin Chafin





Jul 27 2008 9:10 AM

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Jul 26 2008 10:20 PM

Hey its me the Stocker from U Maine Hows life Comment back!!!!


Your Great!
PROK NYC





Jul 19 2008 6:30 PM

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Jason Zumwalt





Jul 19 2008 11:40 AM

I;ve seen The Dark Knight twice already. I fear I may never be able to stop. O yea, I'm town tonight.
Hungry?
James Deen





Jul 10 2008 6:47 PM

there's vomit on his sweater...
it's.. spaghetti!
Some call me Manders...





Jul 8 2008 4:31 PM

Point it straight down to the earth.
your friend, kimi.





Jul 6 2008 5:14 PM

yes, this must happen pete. ill have my people call your people call elizabeths people, leave a voicemail with joes people and that will be that.
Mike Drucker





Jul 4 2008 6:10 AM

I like being your friend.

I hate being your enemy.

I'm okay with being associated with you.
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