Jayson Musson aka PackofRats
Michael Stern aka SQUID
Kurt Hunte aka No Body's Child(NBC)
Jon Folmar aka Jon Thousand
Si Young Lee aka DJ Si Young
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Radio: Spectre Entertainment Group: www.spectremusic.com
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Dopness.
All Ya'll Niggaz Dead
Rap O'clock
Club Banger
Live...
Green Room!
We're also trustworthy
And Smart!
Influences
Lets see here, uhm... Southern Comfort 100, Getting Thowed, 3-6 Mafia, Bonnie Raitt, Dwight Yoakum, Getting Buck, Girl's Dookeys, Aria Giovanni, Sade, Disney, Saint R. Kelly, Skeeting then leaving, Kurt really gets off on sewing and making clothes for women(not a joke), Squid got the mescalin, you can find Jon Thousand at a Puerto Rican Day Parade pulling mass amounts of digits on some fraudulent hispanic shit. And PackofRats, you can find him... actually, you can't find him because his cell phone is turned off. Broke ass...
Sounds Like
The song you were accidentally conceived to. Minus the outdated condom your dad kept in his wallet for 6 months because, lets face it, your pop is a loser. A no ass getting whimp. But you're cool though. I like your 200$ jeans. They give you a magic ass worth writing poems about in a lofty language thought long dead. What? Huh? Say that again? You're a dude and i'm grossing you out? Well, too bad Tupac, it's not my fault you look like Legolas. Chill with the hair extensions, Mr. Los Angeles.
Check out our piece on Current TV! Shot by Ted Passon.
GO TO SHE'S MATURE.COM TO BUY OUR ALBUM!!!Shit... okay.... so we've been making music since the summer of 2000... or was it 2001? I can't really remember. But in any event, Our first album entitled "Thug Paradise 2.1" was a self-released project. In 2004, the first 6 songs of 'Thug Paradise 2.1' was re-released as an EP on A-Ron's fledgling label aNYthing Records to the critical acclaim of magazines such as Beautiful Decay, Fader, Vice(10 out of 10), Pitchfork, Urb, and our local Philadelphia rags. Our 2nd album, She's Mature was released in November of 2006 and has recieved all types of praise and hatred. All in day's work, I guess, but we're rappers, so day work just doesn't fit in my pockets, yahm saying, nigga? You don't? Well fuckit, I'm not going to explain it. Since the release of She's Mature, Plastic Little has been able to tour in the US as well as England (the rest of Europe will see our feet on their precious old world soil pretty soon. Prepare the lambskin condoms and proper sacrifices.), and we've entered Phase 1 of working on our next album. What's 'Phase 1' like you ask, dear myspace lurker? Well, it involves alot of drinking and sitting around, then calling up the other members in Plastic Little and being like "Yo Jon, check out this new rap line i thought of: My penis is like a monsoon in your poom-poom! Pretty soon I'll have another half a bar! I love rapping!" Yep. We'll be done in about five years.
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(Lil Dude Warning: womens sizes are womens tees with a cap sleeve cut)
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