Carl

About me:

Carl promise number one: I am not a lawyer, so you don't have to worry about me hanging out at an office or boring you with stories from work. I live with my mother, and I can get anywhere within a thirty-mile radius anytime she doesn't need the car!

I am not interested in a sexual relationship nor a long term one. That's Carl promise number two: positively no sex. I'm just there to hang out with you for as long as you want!

Carl promise number three: you don't have to ask me to leave. I get the message.

Remember the three promises:

I am not a lawyer.

I won't try to have sex with you.

and I will leave when things get uncomfortable.

Beware of other people who make these promises. They either want to have sex with you, or they're a lawyer! .. ..