SPOT GOLD LARMEY SKELETON MINTY THE PEDANTIC PEDESTRIAN DUNCAN THE CLOT ROCKETTE MORETON BINKY - THE HUMAN NAIL SNILTWEASEL(DIRECTOR) ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE CLASHING TWOS FAERIES INCLUDING THE PINK ONES EVIL DEMENTED BUNNY ZEPHYR HAPPENSTANCE PIXY BLINK THE DAMNED VIV STANSHALL AND THE BONZO DOG DOO DAH BAND THE ADDAMS FAMILY SPIKE MILLIGAN TORI DEVIANT HAIR UNIO AND PETITIO DUNKY McCALLION POP ART JOYCE GRENFELL PURVEYOR OF NOTHING FLEAS BOB PERCIPHONE PETTICOAT DADA LADY GAGA KATIE POOHS JANET THE LIZARD SUITED EXTREMIST GOLLY PRE MIDDLE CLASS HIPPY GLASTONBURY JOHN BETJEMAN FAUST NATALIE DOWSE THE NEW FOREST AND ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ME.
Welcome to the Rabbit Show Reject SCREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS reception desk.
A complete idiot will entertain you in a moment.
That's me!
Be good
Shelfy the Bear
I offer LOW-FI STORIES, POEMS AND MUSIC which reflect the fact that I'm as mad as a bag of weasels and have only witnessed reality in films and magazines.
I also attempt to make motion pictures but have to get help with the technical stuff. I have access to the ODD POP film academy and the skilled camera operators therein.
My favourite colour is MangMang Screlt.
I have made a little film, on me own, so it's a bit simple and basic. Here it is below. It is called 'BURN BLACK IN A HOLLY BUSH'.
Here's another film.... I have decided to invent my own MOTION PICTURE GENRE of filmic styling. It is called 'That'll do, I haven't got all day cinema'.
This film was photographed by Binky (Dr Quadbike) of ODD POP. The soundtrack is a clabberation 'tween me and Minty the Pedantic Pedestrian
If you like the concept of puppies chasing mythical eyeflies you may enjoy the works of RABID SOW REJECT The Rabid Sows are the usual culprits, namely Minty and Shelfy. Minty does the tunes and Shelfy tells it like it isn't... Address is: myspace.com/artdozer.
Ha! I'll see your Clarks - and raise you four Farquahars and a Smythe! Thornberry and Piece O' String are obviously made up names, neither of which could stand up in court.
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