RAY REEVES and the MASTERS OF THE ECONOMY

Bio:

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When Ray Reeves's mother found out that she was pregnant with young Mr. Reeves, she started beating herself in the stomach with a bass guitar hoping to end the pregnancy... It didn't work, and now he's back, and this time, Its PERSONAL! Ray Reeves is not actually Ray Reeves, Ray Reeves is actually the second coming of christ, Disguised behind a clever mullet. For only $19.95 you can enter Ray's special Jesus Spaceship with the other "Ray-thiests" to enter the magical place of the special self-inflicted lobotomy that is similar to what Tweekers do to their souls with Crystal Meth., Only it is with Ray Reeves AKA jesus Christ!!! After his special training that left him as a Elite Crack Commando Killing machine by the age of 12, the Ray Reeves got tired of inflicting his lethal stadistic will, just to appease his own pride. He began to settle down, He then only killed if he had to because someone looked at him wrong. By the age of 17 all the killing began to wear on his sex life. So he quit killing for good, kind of -(Unless the mother fucker really deserved it!) then The Ray Reeves Might kill him; The Ray Reeves works in mysterious ways. Anyways after Fathering 23 women from 25 different women, The Ray Reeves Rested, And came out with his own Perfume for women, ("Smell Like Ray, BOOM! sexy", for Women) After that Ray Reeves Decided That It was time To get Busy with God. In the Footsteps of M.C. Hammer Ray Reeves Devoted himself to god. However unlike M.C. Hammer, The Ray Reeves Actually is god!! The Ray Reeves is always Making silly M.C. Hammer look stupid. So Isin't that funny, after all the rehab, the lipo suction, and the The Ray Reeves Porn Tapes that the gentile, modest, always humble soul, the soul of the Ray Reeves Inc. is Jesus Christ! The World is so beautiful sometimes that is makes the Ray Reeves Cry. Just Remember that when the Ray Reeves Cries, He Cries for your sins.

Member Since:

May 08, 2006

Members:

What do you want to know? Call or text 928 699 2605. Write me. Somethings about me, I produced all the music that is on this page in my home studio. I played all the instruments except the lead guitar on "Don't do Meth" or the "Unicorn song" That was played by Mike Reeves, my younger brother. "When I'm gone" was co-written with Allen Strong. I produce music for a living. I perform and record live music, around the southwest as well. I look to network and perform as much as financially possible. I rock in many different fashions. Part of the Melody On Bombs was Written By Don Kovacovich. Don also wrote the main Chord progression on "She Woke up in the Morning"

Influences:

MY MIND GETS BLOWN FASTER THAN I CAN OBSERVE TO KNOW WHO MY INFLUENCES ARE. INFLUENCE IS IN YOUR DAILY RITUAL. SO INFLUENCED BY MOTHER NATURE, CHEVRON, ARIZONA, TRAVEL, CALIFORNIA, OREGON, ROCK N ROLL, HIP HOP, RIVERS, CONCRETE, WATER, MEDITATION. WHAT YOU DO COUNTS, IT IS ONLY A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO TAKE CARE OF THE BIG GROUP, UNLESS WE LEARN TO NOT RELY ON OTHERS. SELF SUSTAIN YOUR ASS!! FIND OUT HOW, FIND OUT NOW! HELP EACH OTHER OUT. WHEN'S IT GONNA COME? SOON, NOT TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

Sounds Like:

The universe expanding in your head.

Record Label:

YOUR-RAY-NESS MUSIC .