About me: We are Charlotte and Fred, TV presenters.
Broadcast 'live' from the Shit Studios in London, its presenters, embracing their role as the roving cultural diarists of modern society, go out into the world and ask 'Is this Shit or Really Shit?'. Reporting from art galleries, rescuing dead Christmas trees or simply investigating the contents of nearby W.C., Shit TV strives to give its' blunt and biased opinion on these cultural artefacts.
Shit TV, like many 'magazine' TV shows is made up of several segments. These include 'Shitty Things', 'Hunt the Dump' 'Charlotte Talks Shit', and 'And now for something Completely Shit'.
This is the new episode "Shituationism" made for "The Guy Deboard Show" at New Gallery Catalog, New York.
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To celebrate the anniversary of the First Situationist International, Shit TV will be discussing the impact of Situationism on culture and art, interviewing members of the public and members of the private to get their points of view, recreating some of the defining moments of the SI and hanging about in toilets. All the regular Shit TV segments will be featured, such as Shitty Things, Hunt the Dump, Charlotte Talks Shit, and And Now for Something Completely Shit, but with a Debordist bent.
November 19th, the day this episode airs, is also World Toilet Day. Charlotte & Fred are very excited about this.
Christmas Shit
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This Friday I'm playing at The Constitution, 42 St Pancras Way, Camden, NW1 0QT. Hope You can make it along.I will be dressing up in some magnificent new spandex that I have brought and painting myself up, and am being supported by some of the best new solo artists around, including Andrew Clarke.Click Here To View The Event,
Love Jim'll. x
Shit Tv,
On Wednesday at 8.30pm, I'm Playing a gig at The Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes with Brian Jacket Letdown and The Bobby Mcgees.
You can eat, drink, and bowl or just put your feet up, let us do the hard work and listen to the music.
Travel : Holborn Tube. Address : Tavistock Hotel, Bedford Way, London, WC1H 9EU
Hope to see you there,
Love Jim'll
The Constitution Friday 25th May - I'm on at about 9.00pm then Sonic Dragolgo (Plays Guitar Synth and Bob The Builder Glove Puppet all at the same time), tops the evening off. Also came over and sign up for my mailing list if you like what I do. Sorry If I post this more than once; Myspaz errors and hurry = mistake...
The Constitution Friday 25th May - I'm on at about 9.00pm then Sonic Dragolgo (Plays Guitar Synth and Bob The Builder Glove Puppet all at the same time), tops the evening off. Also came over and sign up for my mailing list if you like what I do. Sorry If I post this more than once; Myspaz errors and hurry = mistake...
The Constitution Friday 25th May - I'm on at about 9.00pm then Sonic Dragolgo (Plays Guitar Synth and Bob The Builder Glove Puppet all at the same time), tops the evening off. Also came over and sign up for my mailing list if you like what I do. Sorry If I post this more than once; Myspaz errors and hurry = mistake...
Hello Shitters. Come see us for FREE at The Comedy Pub in London this Sunday!
We're on at 9pm (after the Mixt Nutz sketch show) and it's totally free.
THE SCOTTISH FALSETTO SOCK PUPPET THEATRE
Sun 29 April 9pm - Free Socks show at The Comedy Pub (just down from The Comedy Store), 7 Oxendon St, London SW1. An hour for free, start queueing now!
Premiere for two new songs from Fred's band "The Peace"!
Listen or download for free these songs from the new album called "The Album" at myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/fredthepeace
Our debut full-length album "Spectre At The Feast" is to be released by Wicked Wicked Bird Records on April 2nd and will be available for purchase from our website www.thehellsetorchestra.co.uk from then onwards. You can hear clips and see videos from the album on our MySpace page now.
To celebrate, we're holding two album launches; one at The Maze, Nottingham on Saturday 31st March and the second at Water Rats, London on Sunday 1st April. Do come along to either if you are able, they promise to be monumentous occasions.
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
