As a rule, I enjoy witter banter. I get really excited about history. Sometimes when I talk about history, spit flies out of my mouth. I don't mean anything by it. It's just that I'm a nerd, and I'm physically awkward.
Music
My 13 year old daughter recently found out she likes Ministry. That's funny.
Movies
I find myself looking at sets and costumes. So I watch a lot of costume dramas. The Changeling wasn't all that great, but I'd stab a bitch to own that wardrobe. Shit was fabulous.
Television
Is on too much. But I love it. It's my mommy.
Books
Somebody should let me borrow a book about Texas history. Or, I'd trade. I'm flexible.
Heroes
John, swamp tour guide extraordinaire. Dot. Ninjas. Ballerinas. Grandmas and grandpas that carry guns and use them to protect themselves. I love tough old people.
About me: I need a sous chef, a maid, and someone to follow me around, writing down all the clever things I say.
I think I could whoop 90% of the population if I had to. And I may have to.
I don't know how to drive a car or ride a bicycle. I am retarded in all modes of transportation, including walking. I'm just not good at being ambulatory in general. I wander into walls and that sort of thing. It's because I'm too busy creating a master plan to worry about the distance between point A and B. And I won't tell you what the master plan is, unless you are the person following me around, recording all the clever things I say. I'll have to tell you, otherwise, I'll probably forget.
I like to tell stories. I'd prefer to tell them in person, but since that is currently impossible, I write them down. My husband collected them all in one place. The Others. Read stuff by other folks that you'll like. Or not. I don't know what you like.
Who I'd like to meet: People planning for the apocalypse (zombie or otherwise). Story tellers. Banjo players. Deep sea divers. Other pretend archaeologists. Someone with a metal detector and a shovel. Indian people that desire to prepare me great feasts, and possibly anoint me with precious oils. Internationally known wildlife photographers. Arm wrestling midgets. Always with the midgets. Why do you always bring this up? Shut up! You're making a scene and it's embarrassing me.
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