As a rule, I enjoy witter banter. I get really excited about history. Sometimes when I talk about history, spit flies out of my mouth. I don't mean anything by it. It's just that I'm a nerd, and I'm physically awkward.
Music
My 13 year old daughter recently found out she likes Ministry. That's funny.
Movies
I find myself looking at sets and costumes. So I watch a lot of costume dramas. The Changeling wasn't all that great, but I'd stab a bitch to own that wardrobe. Shit was fabulous.
Television
Is on too much. But I love it. It's my mommy.
Books
Somebody should let me borrow a book about Texas history. Or, I'd trade. I'm flexible.
Heroes
John, swamp tour guide extraordinaire. Dot. Ninjas. Ballerinas. Grandmas and grandpas that carry guns and use them to protect themselves. I love tough old people.
About me: I need a sous chef, a maid, and someone to follow me around, writing down all the clever things I say.
I think I could whoop 90% of the population if I had to. And I may have to.
I don't know how to drive a car or ride a bicycle. I am retarded in all modes of transportation, including walking. I'm just not good at being ambulatory in general. I wander into walls and that sort of thing. It's because I'm too busy creating a master plan to worry about the distance between point A and B. And I won't tell you what the master plan is, unless you are the person following me around, recording all the clever things I say. I'll have to tell you, otherwise, I'll probably forget.
I like to tell stories. I'd prefer to tell them in person, but since that is currently impossible, I write them down. My husband collected them all in one place. The Others. Read stuff by other folks that you'll like. Or not. I don't know what you like.
Who I'd like to meet: People planning for the apocalypse (zombie or otherwise). Story tellers. Banjo players. Deep sea divers. Other pretend archaeologists. Someone with a metal detector and a shovel. Indian people that desire to prepare me great feasts, and possibly anoint me with precious oils. Internationally known wildlife photographers. Arm wrestling midgets. Always with the midgets. Why do you always bring this up? Shut up! You're making a scene and it's embarrassing me.
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If I don't lose some weight everyone will call me fatty whether I like it or not, Rebuh!
We had a pretty awesome squall line come through. Intense lightning too, very scary and impressive. Luckily I wasn't working, 'cause just sitting through it all in a car was rough enough!
Hope life is good for you and your fambly these days....
Yeah I was almost scarred by the Nakedness of him but I just had to override the disturbance because I like the movies so much...I faced my fear and now Im fine.
I just finished the best indian of my LIFE it made me think of you i recall you wanting a good indian. in july igo to manchester to paki family i will learn to cook this shiz and one day perhaps you will be lucky enough to have me cook 4 ya.
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so says they. This "they" person seems to be a know it all if you ask me! I am neither of those things and I thank goodness you find having dog shit on your floor revolting because otherwise I could never be at your house. I would PUKE! hahaha, sorry but I couldnt handle it! Well I didnt attempt watching the show either...instead I opted for steam cleaning my carpet and watching Harry Potter. Yeah thats right I said Harry Potter!! He's the shit!
REBELLIOUSNESS!!! The tornado went to fuck up Dallas instead of us. We be celebrating tonight with brats on the gril and BEER. We loves you and look forward to seeing you next weekend. We will arrive with Dot and her little dog stapped to the back of the truck. :D xxoo
