Praise Sweet Baby Jesus, I am so happy that you are here. I really do hope that you will be enjoying my fantastic, True® Christian myspace site. This site has information on it that just might save your Soul! Now read my conversion story and witness a miracle!
Jesus came to me one day when I was eating a slice of ham and pineapple pizza. I noticed the semblance of a child in the mozzarella and ham! It was Sweet Baby Jesus! I heard a voice in my imagination say; "Eat me, and you will feel the cuming of the Lord!" And I did eat of that holy wedge of carbohydrates, and felt my bowels move from within! I quickly ran to the johnny hopper, tore off my tighty whiteys, and proceeded to unload my sin at an alarming rate of velocity! Yea, It was an holy religious movement that cleansed my sinful innards! I immediately flushed that sin straight to hell, where our loving god forces the unsaved to partake of it as if it was beef stew! I was born again®! Praise Sweet Baby Jesus!
Now, I went from being initially Atheist as a baby -- as all babies are stricken with the terrible, talking snake disease known as Atheism (a.k.a "Original Sin") at birth because of Eve's infection through eating that magical apple-- Straight into a mary worshipping Catholic family. It seemed that I was destined at birth to enter that flaming torture chamber that our loving God created just as soon as I Croaked in the Spook.
So what made me change my mind to become a True® Christian and BORN AGAIN (Praise!) in the sweet and sticky blood of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus!? It was a great many things.
I can trace it back, indirectly, to the successive (and sinful) admission from my parents that the popular demigods of my childhood, were in fact, imaginary. By demigods, which are defined as Pagan, mythical beings who have more power than a mortal but less than a god. I mean Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy. My parents were hell-bound Catholics, so they were directed by the Pope himself to screw up my brain with those lies and misdirections! I still wet my bed at night thinking of that satanic Easter bunny sodomizing Santa as that limp wristed, buck-toothed fairy watched it all!
As an Altar boy, when I was attending high mass at St.Dicks Academy of Manshank, Tennessee, I was told by Bishop Harry Dick-in-son that; "We Catholics are only supposed to ACT like we beleive in Christ Jesus because of our ties to the Liberal and communistic Democratic party. In reality, we worship the Satanically homosexual religion of Atheistic Evolution as decreed by our king of the Mary worshippers himself! Now get on your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth, and prepare for the coming of the Lord."
I usually call in to ShockNet Radio LIVE every Friday and Saturday nights (7:00 - 11:00 Eastern) to deliver the message of our Lord God Christ Jesus to this unsaved audience! RJ, the host of this show, is a certified ATHEISTIC SEX FIEND, and he could definitely use the wisdom of the bible in his life. We here at Reverend Jeremiah Ministries are praying for your soul, RJ, as well as the souls of those godless heathens who listen to you.
Ahhh, my dear Reverend. If you were to look beyond your nose, you would see that the Native Americans see the Wolf as a nurturing, faithful Protector, amongst other things. These are characteristics I carry within myself. Therefore, if the wolf is looked upon as Hell's demons, than I shall be the one driving the vehicle which transports them back & forth.
"Jesus and her Gospel of Yes" will be released this year by Maxim Media on dvd & was described as "The best naked acid trip Jesus movie you'll ever see". Cheryl Townsend as Jesus, John M. Bennett as Satan, Michael Basinski as God,PinkFreud as the not so virgin Mary,Kelli Parker as Moses & Alfred Eaker as BlueMahler.
WHILE IN PRAYER...THE LORD TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SECRETLY TOUCHING YOURSELF BEFORE PREACHING YOUR SERMONS. DIRTY! DIRTY! DIRTY! I AM PRAYING THAT YOU WILL STOP THIS FILTHY AND ARTIFICIAL WAY OF GETTING YOURSELF INTO THE SPIRIT!
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PS; BE WATCHING FOR MY NE RECORDING...."BELOW THE BIBLE BELT" SOON!!!!
