Reverend Nørb. You were expecting maybe Paderewski?
Influences
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huhhh hmmm you used to consort with the upscale ivy league Korean whatever, what do you make of this? (see very last 2 posts from my own hand, at the far bottom of the HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE WHITE / KOREAN / PAC ISLANDER clip collection).
as cultural de-evolution it would be jaw dropping, but in the historical scheme of how fast music genres tank out (let's say from 1977 elvis costello/Cars/blondie new wave to the 1980 LA-scene "fake new wave" acts that every major label in LA signed 1 or 2 or 3 of) i guess it's nothing new.
it's kinda like if one had never put on a "lite metal / commercial-hard-rock" album during the entire 8 or 9 years between 1st/2nd Billy Squier and the first Trixter album i guess. you'd be all like omg omg omg SATAN BE GONE! but actually, it's just the 1st Trixter album, dude.
ok ok ok stop your cryin i will get CH!PZ to play live in your living room this christmas. i have lots of connections and various favors owed although calling this one in may require me kicking in a BJ or two.
standard contract, they'll play any song you want twice or more. and then have group sex in your kitchen just to prove that the dutch "pop4kids" circuit is just as thugg as any 1995 Snoop Dog video
i told people all summer long, "Harvin was a HIGHWAY robbery STEAL at the 22nd pick," duh! like that 101-TD return taken toooo the house today. 3 games, 3 TDs. big-plays from the SEC upper echoelon, yeah why the hell would you want to draff them? i mean Harvin just BLEW through the middle zone on that kickoff return.
motherfucker's fast, don't you SF-gaytard fools (i hate the 49ers and always have) watch SEC saturday afternoon football? i sure do. 10 hrs or more EVERY saturday, fuckin right.
Macklin from Missouri (who is a clone of Harvin, but a better WR skills) was also a steal.
from message answering Javier/from the Bum City Saints today
dear J --
wait wait wait
there are still fuckall of different 62 Packers/t-shirts (w and w/o the samoans screen/logo) in Rev NORB's pile (which is like 9 inches tall, seriously). all types of men's sizes/styles. i can't remember what your t-shirt size was?
the 2XL was theonly one left in regular merch (going to gigs, some of it each time) which is how i noticed it when i was pulling the shirts to pack/that go to LancasterPalmdale and San Marcos in two weeks. (all already packed, somewhere during the 10 hrs of SEC FOOTBALL yesterday on my TV)
i could swap out any one of them for renting out 1-foot wide of merch table space at the Oct 2 exclusiver appearance of TREITLER IS AWESOME UK at gilman. since i'll steal it anyway by being there early to set up for the GILMAN DANCE CONTEST $5 PRIZE 7pm, mike alvarez';s wet dream, 70's/80's/90's disco and Freestyle and Eurobeat on a boombox while the "real bands" are loading in.
i can bring the #4 men's MED green FARVE retail jersey (with samoans screen on teh front) to Oct 2 in case you want to wear it around for good luck or something. but Norb still has first claim on it. which may change (his wanting it) if the Vikings/Farve keep WINNING GAMES WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT. the SF-Vikings game today was just NUTTTTTS.
i told people all summer long, "Harvin was a HIGHWAY robbery STEAL at the 22nd pick," duh! like that 101-TD return taken toooo the house today. 3 games, 3 TDs. big-plays from the SEC upper echoelon, yeah why the hell would you want to draff them? i mean Harvin just BLEW through the middle zone on that kickoff return.
since you have mastered the art of posing w/guitar without looking like a metal/hardcore/grunge retard AND own one or more Monkees records, you have obviously qualified to receive any Inner Circle muso message(s) -- like this one today --
huhh you might need to check in re this UK Glitter Rock revisionism, especially now that it involves naked lesbians
Oh by the way, our first song is sort of a wrongly-remembered rewrite of "But I'm Different Now" by the Jam. Paul Weller shoved Bruce Springsteen off the stage, and here goes Yeah No.
Well, me being a "hard eight" isn't such a stretch. Like you needed this info, I know. But thanks for the b-day greetings. As for where am I? Come take a field trip to Phoenix! I'm sure we could round up Bam Bam and a few of us other old poonk rawk fucks for the occasion!