Since the demise of the legendary John Holmes in March 1988, the short, mustachioed, heavyset Ron Jeremy has assumed the mantle as the number one U.S. male star of adult cinema. However, don't confuse Ron with the similar looking mustachioed 1970/'80s adult film star, Harry Reems, who has long since retired from the adult film industry. Portly Ron is not blessed with film star looks and a chiseled six-pack (a decidedly unchiseled 12- or 18-pack would be more like it) - his appeal and talents lie in other areas (which happen to be in his long 'member' measuring nearly 10 inches, erect!) and his "regular guy" appearance and amazing endurance in front of the camera have undoubtedly contributed to his phenomenal success in an industry notorious for dumping those men who can't perform on cue.
He's also one of the very few adult film stars to make the jump into mainstream cinema, with minor appearances in movies such as Reindeer Games (2000), Detroit Rock City (1999) and The Boondock Saints (1999). He was born Ron Jeremy Hyatt on March 12, 1953, in New York City and graduated from Cardozo High School (Queens, NY) in 1971, attained a masters degree from Queens College and then commenced special educational teaching in the New York City area. In 1978, a girlfriend sent his photo off to "Playgirl" magazine for appearance in its "Boy Next Door" pages. It was an understatement to say that Ron was deluged with female fan mail, and letters of interest from adult filmmakers!
He first appeared on screen in a hardcore production in Coed Teasers (1983), and has since gone on to appear in well over 800 adult feature films including Inside Seka (1981), Debbie Does Dallas Part II (1981), Terms of Endowment (1986) Lust of Blackula (1987) (V), 21 Hump Street (1988) and Natural Born Thrillers (1994) (V). At 50+ years of age, the charismatic and often comedic Ron Jeremy is still appearing in front of the camera in adult films and he's definitely attained iconic status in the adult entertainment industry and beyond.
I met a man who told me to follow him. He said that he was a Kabbalahist. His name was Rav Vinny Depinko. He said he wanted me to join him to be witness to the resurrection of Micheal Jackson. I thought to myself this guy must be crazy. He was rich and I was bored, so I figured what else do I have to do. We went to Micheal's secret burial plot not reported to the media. I held his hand while he prayed in Aramaic. We chanted a word in Aramaic over and over and over again. I didn't know what it meant. He said that Micheal was granted one more blessing. Slowly Micheal rose from the dead. I fainted and awoke in the back of a taxi cab with tinted windows. Madonna was driving the cab in a classic Thriller T-shirt which was obviously an original. She noticed that I woke up and told me to look under the covered hump that was next to me. It was Micheal Jackson! He was a bluish color, but was obviously alive. He told me, "I love you my child." I didn't say anything. We got out of the taxi near a beach. I'm not sure exactly where we were. As we got out of the taxi I saw many lights in the sky. Vinny told me that we were here to do God's will and take Micheal home. It was very windy and sand was blowing everywhere. A large oval shaped ship came down from the sky and a bright flash of light knocked us all down. The light went away and Micheal was gone. I had to wear a blindfold and was taken to a temple somewhere and bathed. I was then again blindfolded and dropped off in Santa Monica. They took my phone number, but I haven't heard anything. I found $1000 in cash in my back pocket and I've been scared to tell anyone for fear of being committed into a psychiatric hospital. I figured that the Enquirer would believe me and I wanted to share my story.
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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pan cakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
Hey how is going myspacer, just coming thru to show you my love and checking how you doing. I hope you are enjoying your summer, anyways listen to my music especially Neva Thought Ft. Mardelll Maxwell (single), California Soul, Oktcredible and my Hottest In The Hood Freestyle, anyways peace and blessings hope you love my music, I need all the support I can get thanks for your time to read this, may all your years be fruitful and blessed, here's to success
hey man, happy 4th, dont kow if u remember me but when i met u you wher fallin asleep on the bar in las vegas befor yor movie showin. hope all is well.
HELLO RON JUST STOP BY TO SHOW YOU SOME LOVE AND ASK YOU WHY NEVER STOP BY SAY HI,I'M STARTING THINK U DON'T. LIKE ME :( LOL I KNOW YOUR BUSY MAN WELL ANYWAY HAB VE GREAT 4TH JULY LOVE ,PEACE
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