"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
Male
29 years old
Glasgow, Scotland
United Kingdom
Music (writing, listening, playing, gigging), literature, theatre (writing & watching), films, Suicide Girls and other tasteful erotica, traditional pubs, good food, Dilbert, classic kids cartoons, complaining about the state of the world, plotting, board games, sobbing onto my huge pillow at night; drunk and alone, motor racing, The Onion- America's Finest News Source, Burlesque, killing......
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
You have a sexual IQ of 138
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
You scored as Democratic Socialist. You are a Demcratic Socialist!
You beleive that the government should support programs like social welfare and that there should be a small gap between the rich and the poor.
Look, I put in links so you can hear it for yourselves, because I'm the sort of arrogant yet lonely prick who thinks people care what I think and want to be like me. You'd better start drinking, and slowly move the hair on your temples to your chin.
Movies
In between downloaded Rocco Siffredi films and insightful debate on IMDB, I has mostly been watching
Watership Down
Shaun Of The Dead
Vertigo
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Donnie Darko
Secretary
Jour de Fete
Spirited Away
Cradle Of Fear (which was truly f*cking awful)
Akira
Young Adam
Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag
Team America: World Police
Flash Gordon, which is getting closer to being my favourite film ever with every viewing.
Television
Digitiser, Planet Sound, Dark/alternative comedy (Black Books, Little Britain, The Office, League Of Gentlemen, World Of Pub), documentaries, news, classic dramas, tightly-written American imports (Arrested Development, Cheers, Frasier, Six Feet Under seasons 1,2 and part of 3), cartoons, education (O.U., Mark Steel Lectures), cheap late night erotica disguised as "a tense thriller" through poor reception on Channel 5, sci-fi, F1, rallying, the footie, Happy Tree Friends, South Park, The Simpsons, Lost, Doctor Who, Heil, Honey I'm Home(yes! it actually exists!), Big Train, Mastermind, Countdown, Around The World With Willy Fog, The Mysterious Cities Of Gold, Top Gear, The Crow Road.....
Books
Currently on my "to read" list are
David Mitchell- Cloud Atlas
Banksy- War And Piece#
Iain Banks- Inversions
Helen Walsh- Brass*
Some Eastern European gentleman- A Book of Puzzles
William Goldman- The Princess Bride
Andy Riley- The Bunny Suicides*
Dante- The Divine Comedy#
Milton- Paradise Lost#
* to read again because it was funny/gave me a bone-on
# to read to make me look clever/interesting
Also greatly enjoyed
All Iain Banks
Most Pratchet
Walter M Miller Jr- A Canticle For Leibowitz
Tolkien- The Hobbit@
All Roal Dahl
Robert Harris- Archangel
Douglas Copeland- Girlfriend In A Coma (read it while listening to Muse, gives you the creeps)
The following magazines:
Viz
Esquire
Arena
Bizarre
Word
Roger's Profanisaurus
Ken MacLeod- the Fall Revolution series
@ F*ck the Rings. Coincidently the last film I rented.
Heroes
Davan, from the splendiferous webcomic Something Positive. All people I respect should start reading this. And from the beginning, you don't want to catch the plot developments by accident.
The sixth actor to play Bond in the movies promises to be a more realistic, down to
earth and not so perfect James Bond, while still being a sexy womanizer.
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
This months basement heralds the last party of the summer for a change we've had sun burn and ice poles and what better way to celebrate the sunny phenomenon that was glasgow's summer than a basement party
bringing together some of the best dj talent in glasgow... fresh from rippng the k-os tent at the welsh square festival a new arsehole 2mankyDJs beatport chart toppers & basement residents Dirty Basement elliot castro & O///D's dance junkie round off the residents and a special guest, the 2nd appearance of hot young thing Rebecca Vasmant who also has been ripping up festivals, this time in italy
were international baby!
THE BASEMENT FROM 11PM TILL 4AM AT THE SOUNDHAUS FRIDAY 7th August09
only £5 for soundhaus members and £7 for non-members
no other night in glasgow offers better value for money with that qulaity of line up!!!
i really hope you dig the music. Never know what to say in these things so as not to sound like a complete asshole. so thanks and ill keep you updated.
Been out in the sun? Looking hot... Fuck yeah you do!!!
Its the first party of the summer!!
Red hot producer Aquilaganja Fresh back from gigging in Bratislava Dirty Basement The eclectic skills of Evil Ean O///D's Dance Junkie, Diversions Elliot Castro
Debut boys Twonko & Pasty Plus 2mankyDJs unique brand of filthy filthy beats + much much more...
Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. 
