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Rupert

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  • Moke read

    hows your head doing after u fell of the amp friday night???

    3 years ago
  • Richard Neel

    Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer
    In the hills and highlands
    I fall asleep in hospital parking lots
    And awake in your mouth

    Hello Seattle, I am a mantaray
    Deep beneath the blue waves
    I'll crawl the sandy bottom of Puget Sound
    And construct a summer home

    Hello Seattle, I am the crescent moon
    Shining down on your face
    I will disguise myself as a sleeping pill
    And descend inside of you

    Hello Seattle, I am a cold seahorse
    Feeling warm in your sand
    I sing about the tide and the ocean surf
    Rolling in the evening breeze

    Hello Seattle, I am an albatross
    On the docks and your boats
    I sail above your inlets and interstates
    Through the rain and open wind

    Hello Seattle, I am an old lighthouse
    Throwing beams of bright lights
    Red in the morning, blue in the evening sun
    Taking heed from everyone

    Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer
    In the hills and highlands
    I fall asleep in hospital parking lots

    Take me above your light
    Carry me through the night
    Hold me secure in flight
    Sing me to sleep tonight

    Take me above your light
    Carry me through the night
    Hold me secure in flight
    Sing me to sleep tonight

    3 years ago
  • Matt

    St. Nicholas Church in Malostranska, Prague. 
    Enjoy Your Evening!


    3 years ago
  • Matt

    Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
    William Shakespeare



    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
     

    DON'T FORGET TO WATCH ME IN THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE!


    3 years ago
  • BrushesOfHope …

    HAHA! Finally got the friend request! Lots of great tour & bus IM memories w/DC*B!! God bless u! Keep on praising Him!    -joanie

    3 years ago
  • Matt

    Stopping by to bring you love & friendship, and to remind you that there is only 37 more days until Christmas!

    PEACE †


    HEY RUPERT!  I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU!  STOP BY MY PAGE AND
    DONT FORGET TO POST A HOLIDAY PICTURE ON MY NEW GUEST BOOK! ho ho ho 

    3 years ago
  • ~mArY~

    Will you be in West Virginia with the guys on Nov. 15? I was going to make chocolate chip cookies of you're going to be there! Miss Ya!

    3 years ago
  • ~mArY~

    Don't comb the beard! I like the unruly look! See you in November in Morgantown, WV. What kinds of coolies can I bake for you? Seriously? Miss you!

    3 years ago
  • Beth

    Rupert!My husband and I had our gnome, Henry, snatched right off our balcony last week while we were away on vacation...we need to rise up and spread Gnome Snatcher Awareness! Please help, and make sure you take every precaution to not get snatched yourself!

    3 years ago
  • ~mArY~

    Hey Rupert, Richie and I are so sorry we haven't been able to come over to swim yet. I know you keep asking us but it really is still a bit cold.
    Maybe in May after you get back from the Music Boat! In the mean time, we are happy to take care of the grounds for ya!

    4 years ago
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Interests

  • General

    Travelling. Jamming metal. Watching people play Guitar Hero.
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    Books concerning beards.
  • Heroes

    the Vikings. Ninjas. Anyone who flips out.

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About me:

I travel the world protecting the DC*B from the harms of the road. I am a fearless gnome with a legendary beard and a keen sense of fashion. I'm a pretty nice gnome, unless you're a gremlin, and in that case, we shall duel and I shall defeat you!

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  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra

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