we are a three dude rock group. some of the things we like are people getting kicked in the nards, drinking beer, doing drugs, running around with slinkies on our weiners, and we ecspecially laugh hard when people bonk their heads on things. o and also when people slip on banana peels we might pee our pants laughing so much. remember the part in ROBOCOP when kurtwood smith sez "can you fly bobby?"
Also, a big fat THANK YOU to Jeremy Hogan, JeNn 5!37, Thomas May, Pat Rios, Brad Chim-Chim, Olivia Pape, Becky and Joe Murphy for the photographs on this site. A double-dip thank you to brad for doing our website as well.
Dear Sass Dragons, My name is Timmy and i was listening to "Bonkaru" which i think is like a kangaru, but has a giant penis, and i like the song "work hores" and you are my favorite band named after a mythical creature with a lot of spunk. From, Bryan Static, age 19 and 1/4
doin the "gargoyle"- perched up on the toilet seat, holding your knees, and shattin. it also pertains to doing the same thing on top of a keg while drinkin from it, but without the shattin part, so fuck that.
Dude. I'm stoked. I'll definitively hook you guys up with a place to stay. I'll try to make it to a few shows on the West Coast, if you guys are going to like Seattle and shit. I'm gonna buy a plane ticket soon to visit Chicago. Lemme know if there's any good shows I can kinda set up my trip around. -Bunjumin
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