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Sass Dragons
Punk / Zouk / Grime

Let's find some hot girls and smoke all their weed



Chicago, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  11/14/2009
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Member Since11/9/2004
Band Websitewww.sassdragons.com
Band MembersPhotobucket FREEMASONJASON: Vocals, Guitars and Biblical figure Photobucket JIMMY ASSMUNCH: Dwums, posterboy for public urination. Photobucket MIKE AS FUCK: All bass, no rape.
InfluencesPrizzy Prizzy Please and Curtis' aunt. (I've got a melvin and I can't pull it out!) Oh, and DC Talk.
Sounds LikePhotobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
Record LabelLets Pretend Records, Johanns Face
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Sass Dragons
we are a three dude rock group. some of the things we like are people getting kicked in the nards, drinking beer, doing drugs, running around with slinkies on our weiners, and we ecspecially laugh hard when people bonk their heads on things. o and also when people slip on banana peels we might pee our pants laughing so much. remember the part in ROBOCOP when kurtwood smith sez "can you fly bobby?" Also, a big fat THANK YOU to Jeremy Hogan, JeNn 5!37, Thomas May, Pat Rios, Brad Chim-Chim, Olivia Pape, Becky and Joe Murphy for the photographs on this site. A double-dip thank you to brad for doing our website as well.

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Ben

Ben



Nov 15 2009 5:11 AM

Dude.  I'm stoked.  I'll definitively hook you guys up with a place to stay.   I'll try to make it to a few shows on the West Coast, if you guys are going to like Seattle and shit.  I'm gonna buy a plane ticket soon to visit Chicago.  Lemme know if there's any good shows I can kinda set up my trip around.  -Bunjumin
Ketchup

Ketchup



Nov 13 2009 9:15 PM

ya'll need to put up work horse back up. next time I get on yo' page shit better be up, or have your split in my mailbox.

-ashley
Brain Surgeons

Brain Surgeons



Nov 11 2009 10:54 PM

Keep it SWEATY & BITCHIN
HAIL & XXXX
Deborah
Ryan

Ryan



Nov 11 2009 10:47 PM

Come back to Baltimore you worthless fucks
Brickfight.awesome.not really

Brickfight.awesome.not really



Nov 9 2009 10:32 PM

WOWIE!
The Muzzler (New Full Length Out Now)

The Muzzler (New Full Length Out Now)



Nov 8 2009 5:27 AM

raise
Starter Kits

Starter Kits



Nov 6 2009 6:01 AM

that song for boner pilot gives me awesome weiner urges
Starter Kits

Starter Kits



Nov 5 2009 4:38 PM

crazy cool tunes, fellas.

- andy
Sausage Mahoney

Josh Gross



Nov 4 2009 3:17 AM

see you boners saturday!
The Burninators

The Burninators



Nov 3 2009 8:45 PM

Saw your set at Ronny's last night and you guys rocked! 


Hot Fuck Sundae

Hot Fuck Sundae



Nov 3 2009 7:59 AM

awe, don't play the same night as TOTALLY Michael and Best Fwends, what em i gonna do?
Church of Satan Youth Group

Church of Satan Youth Group



Nov 3 2009 6:35 AM


Sass Dragons
DAS KAPITAL

DAS KAPITAL



Oct 29 2009 7:40 PM

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DAS KAPITAL

DAS KAPITAL



Oct 28 2009 3:45 PM

Photobucket
Kenan Hattington

Kenan Hattington



Oct 17 2009 7:55 AM

man, "Faggot Boys" rules
A Ghost and Mortes

A Ghost and Mortes



Oct 17 2009 2:03 AM

Nervous Laughter Records

Nervous Laughter Records



Oct 15 2009 5:58 AM


Elephant Gun

Elephant Gun



Oct 12 2009 8:54 PM

BEAR HUGS!Birthday Party!
erica

erica



Oct 8 2009 10:00 PM

go get me a beer bitch.. is that always sunny in philidelphia? i think yall should thow some dayman harmonies on the next one either way
melanie

melanie



Oct 2 2009 1:38 AM

guys,

trish likes EVERRRRRRYONES "style". she's totally a trampy bitch that way. but with a tiny vanayner, one can say just about anything.
Johanns Face Records

Johanns Face Records



Sep 28 2009 6:14 PM

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Hot Fuck Sundae

Hot Fuck Sundae



Sep 27 2009 8:17 PM

czech this out, mikey

sam

I love Jesse Fevold



Sep 27 2009 6:41 AM

the test results aren't in yet on the baby....
no, she is my first little ball of chaos that loves sass dragons-well as far as i can tell
Nervous Laughter Records

Nervous Laughter Records



Sep 23 2009 2:49 AM

woah, thanks
Nervous Laughter Records

Nervous Laughter Records



Sep 23 2009 2:37 AM

Just so I get it right it is "I Kicked My Grandma's Ass" right?
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