Sally Glass - Bitch is the neww black
"I'm bringing pregnant back...with diyet pills and a vodka back."

Female
18 years old
ARDMORE, Alabama
United States



Last Login:7/2/2008
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    Sally Glass - Bitch is the neww black's Interests
GeneralI am intristed in drawing and painting and writing and stuff that is creative and I am also inserted in tortuirng my tv "personality" mother because her personality sucks plus there is nothing else to do in Pennyslvia. i am aslo intrestid in tricking dumb strate boys into gay sex acts!
MusicBikini Kill, Babs In Toyland, Hole, Crontey Love, Blondie, Garbage, Wendy O Williams, Slater Kinney, Bratmobile, Seven Year Bitch, PJ Harvey, Tori Spelling, Missing Persons, Heavens To Betsy, Secret Cervix, Bubble Gum Goodness, Tattle Tale, The Pretenders, Julie Ruin, Lydia Lunch, Penny Arcade, Lunachicks, Theo and the Skyscrapers, X-Ray Specs, Sonic Youth but not Thurston Moore, Le Tigre, Slant 6, The Vuloptuous Horror of Karen Black,
MoviesLast Exit to Brooklyn, The Acused, True Romance, Rekium FOr A Dream, Street Car Namied Desire, THE BAD SEED, Whatever Baby Jane, The Machinist.
TelevisionWeeds, Rescue Me because Dennis Leary has some fine fruity friends. Oh and Law and Order because Mariska is sassy...clang! clang!
BooksGrrrlz don't write books, we're too busy cooking and cleening to entertane the idea of free thought.
HeroesCourtny Love, Mink Stole and Rhoda.

     Sally Glass - Bitch is the neww black's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Ardmore PA
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Pregnint
Income:Less than $30,000



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   Sally Glass - Bitch is the neww black's Blurbs
About me:
hey bitches my name is Sally...Miss Glass if your nasty...and I am a Riot Grrrl fighting the daylee battle of being 14 and living in Ardmore, Pennsylvania. Like my best friend is Mary Alice and she is fat but dont tell her I said so because she'll go on another Sudafed and Caprisun diet. We go to school and when we are not in school we write in my empowered website called Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen oh, that, I have a fetus but I won't have it forever it comes and goes.

Me and Mary Aliice have two sassy bands one is our Rigot Grrrl band called 'Dolls Vomit' and the other is our expremintal Death Metal Band called 'Corpse In The Woods' and like I named the band that because I found a corpse in the woods one time.

But rite now I am working on my Solo album and it is called 'How Empowered Vixens Get Bi' and I am inspired by Crotney Love and just like she wrote her frotn coming album in rehab I wrote mine when I got through doing time in the Wayward Home For Cunty Girlz this past Christmas time because I got arestid after I fell into the towns live nativity..ALL MARY ALICES FAULT.

i am bi

My Frist Movie - "Sally Glass in A Gift From God"

Who I'd like to meet:
In like no paticulir order: Anna Nicole Richee, Juliette Lewis, Crotney Love, the Nasonex bee, Kathline Hannah, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and my nemesister Nacy Grace so I can pull her wig off.


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Sally Glass - Bitch is the neww black's Friends Comments
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Tart Thieving Bastard





May 2 2008 3:49 PM

Wizard 100





Feb 28 2008 9:10 PM

reading your profile is different depending on state of mind. 1-3 beers it's ok. 4-6 interesting. 7-9 whoa! 10+ where did it go?
comment my paper houses.
Bill





Feb 21 2008 8:17 AM

like i need to get my own page because i hate haveing to wait t for my brother to go out and suff he usually just spends his time on his computer trolling for guys anyway i meen come on he is w a whore i meen god its nasty like it the other day i was tryoing on this new coerset you know a black lether one with no pants on and my dad said it looked delious ...i dont know how he thought of food i guess he likes the leather and that is like baby viel and he was hungry and stuff but anyway when i finished modeling my new goth war my brother comes in and tells us he is going to see his new friend and left an we all know what that meens whore. but i guess its onk because he is my brother and stuff and i was once a whore but nowiam goth and i dont have sex because my boy friend stalin said only gross punkers have sex and goth is more cool and we dont have to have sex so we just use eachothers eyeliner and stuff which is cool he also looks good in my clotyhs i let him try on my dresses and he put on a wiga dn heals and says its cool a nd he calls himself mistres of the damed and sa he liks to dress lik agirl when hweealon bcause its so goth so like he pus on bahouse and nilon and we talk aout unicorns ad horses i knida love thet chick fom eevesenc now se i really cooland lik fat nd like sh has no fa pats and i bet she likes reasonce fair and uicons and bfs wihdresses on and like tha extra piece of cake which maes me super sasy.
Bill





Feb 12 2008 10:37 AM

THIS IS MARRY ALICE IN CASE YOU FORGOT YOU NEVER CALL ANYMORE BUT THAT IS OK BECAUSE MY NEW BOY FRIEND IS ALWAYS OVER HERE TRYING ON MY CLOTHS AND LIPSTICK AND YOU SHOULD SEE HIM IN MY DRESSES HES SO GOTH
Bill





Feb 12 2008 10:32 AM

OK SO LIKE IAM WRITING TO YOU FFROM MY BROTHERS MUY SPACE AND LIKE HE DOSNT LKNOW SO DONT TELL AND I NO WE ARE LIKE NOT REALLY FRIENDS AND STUFF BECAUSE I TURNED GOTH AND YOUR LIKE GLAM AND STUFF BUT I LIKE BLACK AND HORSES AND BONDAGE I REALLY DO I TIED MYSELF TO MY BEDROOM DOOR THE OTJER DAY AND IT WAS COOL AND SO I LIKE HAD TO TELL U THAT I SAW THIS THING ON TV THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE BUT I FORGE=OT WHAT IT WAS I WAS DUSTING OFF MY UNICORN COLLECTION AND THINKING ABOUT THE RENASAU NCE FAIR BECAUSE IAM GOTH NOW AND WE ALL LIKE HORSES AND RENASAUNCE GFAIRS AND LIKE THERE ARE ALLOT OF GIRLS THAT ARE FAT THAT ARE GOTH SO I NO LONGER HAVE TO DIET LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS YOIUR FRIND BECAUSE YOU CAN BE GOTH AND FAT EVEN THOR A CORPSE IS SKINNY BUT THAT COMES WHEN YOU DIE AND LIKE SO FIUCK YOU SO I WAS LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE NEW BAND EVERVESISE BECAUSE THE SINGER IS FAT AND I LIKE HER AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER BECAUE IAM SURE SHE IS BI BECAUSE SHE IS GOTH AND I WAS WONDERING WHY DOSE MY BOIYFRIEND WHO WEARS ALLOT OF EYELINER AND LIPSTICK DONT WANT TO KISS ME HES SO GOTH LIKE THAT GUY IN MOTLEY CRUE AND I WANRTED TO ASK YOU BECAUSE YOU NEW SO MUCH A BOUT BOYS. BUT I NEVER SEE YOU SINCE I WAS SENT TO THAT OTHER SCHOOL WHERE THE PEOPLE PUSH MY DO2WN STARES AND YELL IN MY FACE I DIED ALL MY SILVER CLOTHS BLACK AND MY PINK WALLS ARE NOT=W BLACK SO LIKE IAM REALLY INTO IT HEY DROP THAT BABY FOR FAKE GODS SAKE YOU HAVE BEEN PREGNANT FOR YEARS ARE YOU LIKE CROSSING YOUR LEGS AND HOLDING IT IN ITS GOING TO BE LIKE A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN IT COMES OUT OF YOU. THAT KINDA WOULD BE SASSY THO SO I GUY]ESS YOU KNOW WHAT YIUR DOING I GOT TO GO MY DAD IS AT THE DOOR AND WANTS TO SEE MY NEW BLACK UNDERWHERE I DONT KNOW WHY I MEEN IS HE GOING TO TRY IT ON AGAIN.
Tart Thieving Bastard





Jan 24 2008 3:35 PM

kupcake





Dec 29 2007 3:49 PM

Sally, I find great enjoyment out of forcefeeding monkees with afgans....you should try it sometime, its a rush i can't put into words...where's Lib at? I miss that bastard TERRIBLY, i only wish he wouldn't be so damn busy and distant all the time! he's SO hard to get in touch with!!!
Tart Thieving Bastard





Dec 23 2007 10:19 AM

Liz





Nov 10 2007 7:23 AM

my bad dude i dont kno if its a virus but it was sent to every one! lol ya even fam. so ima lil pissed my self u kno i wouldent put that out there like that lol this freaken myspace.. lol sorry me Sally*
Liz*
bryUNI





Nov 3 2007 4:43 PM



HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!!
Lila





Oct 18 2007 3:00 PM

jermy and me are swingers, ya know...
Chet B





Sep 11 2007 1:40 PM

Best Male/Female Dramatic monologue goes to…


SOS





Sep 1 2007 11:46 PM

nancy grace is pregnant with twins should we do an intervention? i can call A&e..
Lila





Jul 10 2007 5:27 AM

one can never too thin or too weird.

take you for example...
*Chezza.B*





Jun 20 2007 10:19 AM

vix,

omg, like, i so know what you mean. i believe bisexuality is, like, who we are, ya know?

she used to want to make out with me, now, like, it's like i have puss (and NOT with the "y" at the end) for lips.

like whatEV.

i will retrieve your things.

xxoo
bollah

PS: i am currently into men now too, but keeping the bi alive! promise.
Lila





Jun 6 2007 9:53 AM

you BITCH!
Lila





Jun 1 2007 4:58 AM

EEEWW!!
Wizard 100





May 31 2007 6:13 PM

Sally still rockin' ya fox!
*Chezza.B*





May 29 2007 6:16 AM

i am not bi
but want to be
how do i do it?
Tart Thieving Bastard





May 15 2007 3:53 PM

Liberation





Mar 19 2007 10:20 PM





Wizard 100





Mar 11 2007 3:44 AM

i think i'm pregnant too thanks to you. we're more like your disciples than friends o' mentor of mentors who is truly imp-powered. yeeeeehhhaaaaa!! u rock.
uh... how is our li'l bubba doin'?
mookychick





Feb 15 2007 2:18 AM

Thank you for adding Mookychick as a friend! We love you and hope you have a great life and rise to power to become the all-powerful general of a f*ckin unstoppable army! And then live in luxury for the rest of your days!

We're currently kind of snowed under so we're sending out generic thankyous, which ain't our usual style. But feel free to hop onto our myspace page and say hello, and to contact us at Mooky Towers via email for any reason. We like to play!

Big hugs,

The Mookychicks xxx
www.mookychick.co.uk
Indy Grrrl Productions





Feb 9 2007 6:07 AM

Indy Grrrl Productions





Feb 8 2007 4:24 AM

awesome page!
bryUNI





Feb 7 2007 11:33 PM


I saw your new tv show on Lifetime Network,
15 AND PREGNANT...
you look good on camera.
Lila





Feb 7 2007 4:09 PM

baby, your name is already carved on my evil heart !
Apryl Electra





Feb 5 2007 7:27 AM

bumi


Is Online


Feb 4 2007 12:52 PM

hi.thanks for add! I think I'm pregnant too.
bryUNI





Feb 2 2007 10:33 AM


Good to finally meet ya!!!
I gotta say you have quite an
impressive rack for a 15 year old!
Jenn





Jan 22 2007 7:15 PM



Sally this made me think of u!!!

Tart Thieving Bastard





Jan 18 2007 11:08 AM

the gibbs will come for you, one by one...


Wizard 100





Jan 16 2007 11:03 PM

Happy birthday Sweetcakes
Tart Thieving Bastard





Dec 20 2006 2:58 PM

you should tell everyone god is the father.




Tart Thieving Bastard





Oct 31 2006 4:11 PM

Tart Thieving Bastard





Oct 27 2006 2:16 PM

you make me feel this way:


Lila





Oct 24 2006 4:57 PM

Dear Sally,
U r my hero. Like, I stalk your profile evry day cuz like, i totally wanna make out with u.
i too am bi,
~Lila
KILLHANDS





Oct 16 2006 6:51 AM

Kill Hands realizes there are a lot of things a pregnant preeteen could do with their time. We're thankful you chose to spend some of your time befriending us. We wish you the best.
bryUNI





Oct 12 2006 1:20 PM


Where did Dr. Bila go???
Not down???
Drunken Butterfly





Oct 12 2006 10:40 AM

thanks for the add.
Tart Thieving Bastard





Oct 11 2006 11:13 AM