Aphex twin playing a jam session with the legendary screwed up click while doing acid with syd barret and drinking with bukowski in the back room of the hell's angel's manor on 11 Charles Street while the antithesisters and 1 2 3 teeth practice new songs with a gang of hookers, 5 drug dealers sipping on tiny blue drank bottle, and 17 Miss American finalists shake their pancake booty to a calculated game of Risk played by Carlton Fisk and the dude from the Lost Boys with blonde hair, and no not kiefer sutherland it is the other dude from the lost boys, Alex Winter, from bill and ted fame. And yes we are still wearing white tees to noise shows.
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"The Tuesday Scissor Test at the Red Door is like having robots from outer space performing a transplant on your ear bones under the supervision of an anesthesiologist who is using plenty of mescaline. " Wire (http://www.wirenh.com/Music/Music_-_general/here_be_monsters_200602151086.html)
Tuesday Scissor Test was the red door's 4 year year bad acid trip fueled by martini's and cheap PBR. Every Tuesday Portsmouth got their fix for the finest in rap music, experimental rock and electronic shit from 9 till whenever. We get the best djs and the best bands in the area. We Really dope in otherwards. We play rap. We play house. We play club. We play freakout rock. We play hardcore. We play anything that is not wack. If you'se a bama you don't come into our club. We killed Elvis too.
We now Wednesday Scissor Test at the Dover brickhouse. Same party now we let the kids in cause its 18 plus. First show back is october 7th with Eat Cloud, MMOSS, and Human Speakers. Beat Perv is still running shit and djing, and SCISSOR TEST IS THE BEST PARTY IN NH
Can I take a moment of your time yo? I was wondering if you could check out my track "30 Minutes", where I plan and explain my vicious suicide, taking one man with me.
Ohhhhh! It all makes so much more sense now. I thought that guy was a Hasidic Portsmouth townie with social anxiety disorder. That, I guess, accounts for all the hissing he was doing at me when I accidently walked in on him
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