Wow that's a long haul from Nashville. I know you did a guest spot at Black 13 recently but I was broke broke broke. Planning any more guest spots down South?
World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and went to Vegas and Hooters a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End
hey LONG time no see! checked out your pics and your daughter is the cutest thing! how's shit been? we checked out your work and u have gotten amazing jeff! i remember when u would just doodle and have a masterpiece in like 5 min lol! well congrats on everything!
lame ass. well if you ever get tired of hanging out with your waaaayyyy (obviously being sarcastic) cooler tattoo friends then you know where to find us. Dont change your life too fast...itll make your stomach hurt and youll have to poo alot.. and by the way i am wayyyyyy more awesome in so many more ways than anyone eles you could be friends with..i hope you see that some day...for your own well-being..This feels like a break-up letter...hey this is the second breakup letter ive written to a paetzold. awesome.
then what the heck man.. you have a way cooler life now? let me back in dammit!...did you see my flyer..i was proud...i drew and colored that shit...i know your impressed. plans for tomarrow night?
dude does it hurt your soul to say hi.. we gave laura the invite to our reception...i dont know your address and you never want to message anyone back sooo we just gave it to her since shell see you before we do...wtf man. are you not my friend anymore?