Rock 'n' Roll ain't pretty and neither is Scott H. Biram. The self proclaimed 'Dirty Old One Man Band' successfully, and sometimes violently, lashes together blues, hillbilly and country precariously to raucous punk and godless metal. ??Biram ain't no dour ass singer/songwriter either, sweetly strumming songs about girls with big eyes and dusty highways. HELL NO!!! His singing, yodeling, growling, leering and brash preachin' and hollerin' is accompanied by sloppy riffs and licks from his 1959 Gibson guitar and pounding backbeat brought forth by his amplified left foot. The remainder of this one-man band consists of an unwieldy combination of beat-up amplifiers and old microphones strung together by a tangled mess of guitar cables.??Years of non-stop touring have honed his assault to a fine edge; his wide-eyed throw downs in the First Church of Ultimate Fanaticism routinely lead giddy followers to a fiery baptism.??Scott H. Biram wont die. On May 11th, 2003, one month after being hit head-on by an 18-wheeler at 75 MPH, he took the stage at The Continental Club in Austin, TX in a wheel chair - I.V. still dangling from his arm. With 2 broken legs, a broken foot, a broken arm and 1 foot less of his lower intestine, Biram unleashed his trademark musical wrath.??When Scott H. Biram took the stage at his 2004 SXSW festival showcase right after Kris Kristofferson he was quoted as growling "They said that was a hard act to follow....I'm a hard act to follow motherfuckers!!" The stunned crowd looked on.?
July 10 2008 - Granada Theatre - Dallas, Texas July 11 2008 - Rudyards - Houston, Texas July 12 2008 - Emos - Austin, Texas (outside) July 14 2008 - The Opolis - Norman, Oklahoma July 15 2008 - Mojo’s - Columbia, Missouri July 16 2008 - The Picador - Iowa City, Iowa July 17 2008 - Vaudeville Mews - Demoines, Iowa July 18 2008 - Aquarium - Fargo, North Dakota July 19 2008 - Triple Rock - Minneapolis, Minnesota July 20 2008 - Deep Blues Festival - Lake Elmo, Minnesota July 22 2008 - Ned Kelly’s Pub - Green Bay, Wisconsin July 23 2008 - High Noon Saloon - Madison, Wisconsin July 24 2008 - Empty Bottle - Chicago, Illinois July 25 2008 - Pike Room - Pontiac, Michigan July 26 2008 - Call The Office - London, Ontario July 27 2008 - Casbah - Hamilton, Ontario July 28 2008 - Horseshoe Tavern - Toronto, Ontario July 29 2008 - Starlight Club - Waterloo, Ontario July 30 2008 - Babylon - Ottowa, Ontario July 31 2008 - La Sala Rossa - Montreal, Quebec Aug 1 2008 - Harpers Ferry - Allston, Massachusetts Aug 2 2008 - Jerky’s Live Music Hall - Providence, Rhode Island Aug 3 2008 - Cafe Nine (No Scott H. Biram) New Haven, Connecticut Aug 4 2008 - Mercury Lounge - New York, New York Aug 5 2008 - Southpaw - Brooklyn, New York Aug 6 2008 - Johnny Brendas - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Aug 7 2008 - Iota Cafe - Arlington, Virginia Aug 8 2008 - 31st Street Pub - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Aug 9 2008 - Cafe Bourbon Street - Columbus, Ohio Aug 10 2008 - Off Broadway Night Club - St Louis, Missouri Aug 11 2008 - Riot Room - Kansas City, Missouri Aug 12 2008 - Waiting Room - Omaha, Nebraska Aug 13 2008 - Larimer Lounge - Denver, Colorado Aug 14 2008 - Bar Deluxe - Salt Lake City, Utah Aug 15 2008 - Neurolux - Boise, Idaho Aug 16 2008 - Doug Fir Lounge - Portland, Oregon Aug 17 2008 - Red Room - Vancouver, British Columbia Aug 18 2008 - El Corazon - Seattle, Washington Aug 20
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefukin'haw!!! Keep ur music alive mi amigo! southern bluez with a jar full of pure texas white lightening! Thats the only way to jam! helllll yeah
Baby U.S. arrivd today! Van Dean Ross 7 pounds and 4 ounces... A whole mess of blackness has entered the world!! Yea!! Hope you're having fun darlin'!! Lucky beach bum!! -L xoxo
