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I am Sean Patton
"www.youtube.com/meseanpatton"

Male
29 years old
Brooklyn, NY
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2008
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   I am Sean Patton's Comedian Bio
Bioborn in slidell, louisiana. now lives in Brooklyn, New York. everything in between has been turned into material.
Websiteyoutube.com/meseanpatton
InfluencesBob Odenkirk, David Cross, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Stephen Wright, Ralph Harris, Eddie Izzard, and then some...
Filmsi've co-written and played the lead in two short films "harmful if swallowed" and "wake". both of these were far better than...

    I am Sean Patton's Interests
Generalmaking you laugh, making you cry, making you laugh again, observing and portraying the beauty of human flaw, reading, shoes, smoking marijuanna, helping people lie to avoid responsibility, speaking, performing, writing, reading what i've written and re-writing it over and over, adventure
Musicyou first
Movies'petey wheatstraw: the devil's son in law', 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind', 'groundhog day', 'ghostbusters', 'the princess bride', anything from the wes anderson and christopher guest catalogs, especially 'rushmore' and 'best in show', 'magnolia', most anything by p.t.anderson, 'brazil', there's so many more...
Televisioni prefer to watch a blank tv screen and project my imagination onto it. what i see could only be shown on cable
Bookstom robbins, murakami, k.v.j.r., david sedaris, augusten burroughs, steve martin, dave eggers. 'geek love', 'concrete island' there are more. we should start a book club together(period)
Heroesanyone who pays to see me perform

     I am Sean Patton's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:where?
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:who?

   I am Sean Patton's Networking
Film - Drama - Acting
i want to write and act in film as well as direct. i'd like to start my own genre
Television - Talent - Comedian
i am a comedian. other comedians and i should be friends. i like doing shows. hey, let's do a show right now!


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 1 2008 7:00P
"Eric I’s $500 Comedy Showdown" @ Ochi’s lounge Manhattan NY
Jul 1 2008 9:00P
"Sweet" @ The Slipper room Manhattan NY
Jul 2 2008 8:00P
"Gelmania" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Jul 2 2008 9:30P
"Communion" @ Teneleven Manhattan NY
Jul 3 2008 9:00P
"Ding-a-ling swing" @ Kabin Manhattan NY
Jul 6 2008 8:00P
"Scum n’ Villiany" @ Piano’s Manhattan NY
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
Tim Werner’s Renaissance Greenpoint, Brooklyn NY
Jul 8 2008 8:00P
"Evenings with Tuesday" @ The Creek LIC, Queens NY
Jul 8 2008 10:00P
"Siriusly" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
"Yertle’s comedy cookie" @ Via della Pace Manhattan NY
Jul 13 2008 7:00P
"The Sunday Soiree" @ Botanica Manhattan NY
Jul 13 2008 9:30P
"Fuck this DJ" @ Beauty bar Manhattan NY
Jul 22 2008 8:00P
"Sweet Haven" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Aug 7 2008 10:30P
"Fresh Voices" @ DC Improv DC DC
Aug 8 2008 10:30P
"Gulf coast comedy" @ DC Improv (Cabaret) DC DC
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
"Gulf coast comedy" @ DC Improv (Cabaret) DC DC

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About me:
i'm on my way, see you there, you can drive too, here i come.
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Who I'd like to meet:
you, whoever you are. life is bigger than compatability.

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Eric I





Jun 30 2008 8:33 AM

Season 1, Episode 8 of 8

If YOU can be funnier than

(1) Sean Patton (New Orleans Comedy Festival, Alt-Scene Demi-God))

(2) Dan Boulger (WINNER, Boston Comedy Festival)

(3) Barry Rothbart (Winner, Academy Award, Best Original Screenplay, 2014)

(4) Becky Ciletti ("Lack Of Etiquette," "In It To Win It!")

- for SIX measely minutes, then YOU will get the eighth and FINAL automatic spot in JULY 29th's Semi-Final of;

"Eric I's Comedy Showdown!"

The top THREE finishers in July 29th's Semi-Final will automatically advance into December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!

Winner of THAT gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Just show up TUESDAY between 7:00 and 7:25 in order to place your name In The Hat.

Six of you shall be chosen to compete.

Even if you DON'T get chosen this time, you shall see a great show for NO COVER CHARGE, you will get to vote for the winner, and you shall be rewarded for your support by receiving an EXTRA index card to place into the hat the NEXT time you come out to the show.

And on July 29th's Semi-Final, TWO EXTREMELY FORTUANTE COMICS WHO SIMLY SHOW UP will get a bye into the SEMI-FINAL ROUND!

And by showing up for JULY 1st's show, you will not only be giving yourself SIX chances of performing JULY 1st, but you will ALSO be doubling your chances of getting one of the two WILDCARD entries into the JULY 29th Semi-Finals.

So be there!

WHEN: TUESDAY, JULY 1st

WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (DOWNSTAIRS of COMIX)

WHERE?!: 353 West 14th Street (between 8th Ave & 9th Ave - closer to 9th)

SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/V to 14th Street - then simply walk 1-2 blocks WEST and you is THERE!

HOW MUCH?! ****NO COVER****

Just bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness, and while you're at it, bring a friend or two (WHO KNOWS - your friend(s) might even VOTE for you!

See You TUESDAY at Ochi's.

Love,

Eric I
ALAN





Jun 26 2008 4:56 PM

Billy "Nodding Off" Conahan!!!!!!





Jun 23 2008 9:23 AM

Your the best!
Mike Drucker





Jun 20 2008 7:58 AM

Since we both love rap, I thought this might help us score big with women we find physically attractive:

Sethy Cockfield





Jun 15 2008 9:49 AM

wait, you're irish?
Jamie Lee





Jun 13 2008 2:26 AM

Hi from Greece! Have so much fun in NOLA.

You're doing shows with Jesse, I'm seen copious amounts of naked old people on the beach... So much is happening for us, isn't it?? What a transitional time this is!

xo
-SUMNER-





Jun 10 2008 3:59 AM

you need to change your layout,it looks boring! I found this cool new site with THOUSANDS of FREE layouts, they even have FLASH ones.
The best part is, you can even update your layout AUTOMATICALLY! You gotta check it out, give your profile a face lift!Right this way
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Jun 9 2008 10:19 AM

dude. for reals. call a bitch.
word.
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Jun 8 2008 11:16 PM

You'll always be my trusted Irishman!

jeff ragsdale





Jun 8 2008 3:32 PM

Call me a plagiarist, call me an alcoholic, call me a son-of-a-bitch, but still grant that I’m one of the most original Men of Letters in the Western Cannon.
I’m the American Experiment: Part Monster, Part Weirdness, Part Genius!
PrognostiKatie





Jun 6 2008 7:04 PM

your poop is all shitted up. there is two of everything.
erin kelly





Jun 6 2008 2:21 PM

1. you changed your headline. wow.
2. when will you be arriving in our fair city?
3. do you need a ride from the airport?
4. that is all. i just needed this to be an even numbered list. ocd is hereditary, you know.
Fictional Scot Green





Jun 3 2008 12:51 PM

You're coming to New Orleans this month!?!?

Awesome!
The Incredible Comic Book





Jun 2 2008 9:03 AM

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We would love to have people like you in our audience! Hope to see you at a show!
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May 29 2008 8:46 AM

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Drucker





May 29 2008 7:47 AM

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May 29 2008 7:46 AM

are you gonna be in NOLA for your 30th?
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May 17 2008 10:54 AM

NOW!
magicmike





May 14 2008 11:11 PM

The trailer for the new Comedy Series about New Orleans, "Below Sea Level" is on You Tube! See it at: http://youtube. com/watch?v=trBILtrIAcc

Please forward the link to everyone!!!!!! As we pitch the series, the more hits we have, the easier it will be to prove that people want to see the show. More to come soon. Enjoy, and thanks to everyone for all your continued support.
erin kelly





May 12 2008 6:32 PM

funny pictures
more cat pictures
Mike Drucker





May 8 2008 9:24 PM

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May 7 2008 9:11 AM

Married To The Sea
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Melissa





May 7 2008 8:10 AM

Dude?? WTF?? No Karma love???!!!!
PrognostiKatie