Unicity Performing Arts Festival has just signed The FIXX, Sandra Bernhard and John Waters! Tickets go on sale on June 7th at 10 AM and will be available from www. unicityfestival. com .
Whoa. What's even more fucked up about that band is that there is a Japaneses cover band of their band. for real.
I am not even sure what that means. It is like chandeliers of sperm in a house made of dicks. It is like a magic eye poster where you see a cross-section of a penis, and inside the urethra, you see another magic eye poster.
I sure hate those guys. We played a gig in Eugene, they came down from Portland to play with us. Marty totally took a dump in Jimmy Southbound's bookbag while he was passed out drunk. I mean everyone knows not to eat Xanax while slugging Maker's Mark, and everyone knows not to fall asleep in the presence of any of the members of The Clap (let alone all of them). But they really didn't need to poop in DotCom's stuff like that.
You are my hero. "Jon is gay" is the greatest rock anthem of all time. I've got a bootleg recording of it 'off the board' from way back in '02. Vintage stuff.
