Self-Made Monkeys

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  • Billy Grant

  • 102 / Male
  • Los Angeles, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/15/2009

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  • General

    COMIN' STRAIGHT OUTTA HEAVEN Y'ALL - AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE MUCH ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF THE BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO FROM DJ JC. Easter Jesus Music Video
    .. INTERESTS: Making videos, picking bugs out of your hair and eating them.
  • Music

    Brass Monkey, Jungle Boogie, anything from the Gorillaz, I'd write more but I have to go fling some poo. brb

    CHECK OUT OUR UNAUTHORIZED MUSIC VIDEO BIOGRAPHY OF TOM CRUISE, AN UP-AND-COMING YOUNG ACTOR WHO WE THINK HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL TO BE A LEGITIMATE MOVIE STAR. Tom Cruise: Craziest Guy In LA
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  • Movies

    12 Monkeys, Planet of the Apes (the one with the dude from Bowling For Columbine), Monkey Shines, King Kong, Gorillas in the Mist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being... a Monkey.

    THIS VIDEO IS AN ODE TO TIME WHEN A MAN USED A COMPUTER FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY. Internet P...orn 1994

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  • Television

    The Monkees, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, The Office, Always Sunny, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, Lost, 24, The Shield, Prison Break, Entourage, Sopranos, Weeds, Dexter, Seinfeld, The King of Queens, The Apprentice and the retarded people on American Idol.
  • Books

    I can't read, you jerk. But I can sign over 900 words. Guess what I'm signing to you right now.
  • Heroes

    WATCH THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING ANNA NICOLE SMITH AND YOU! THIS IS THE TRAILER FOR THE ORIGINAL CUT OF SWINGERS, A MOVING, PASSIONATE LOVE STORY BETWEEN TWO BEST FRIENDS WHO WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. BROUGHT TO YOU BY SELF-MADE MONKEYS Pretty much all Bobs, including, but not limited to: BOB BARKER, the first person to have himself spayed and neutered on live television. BOB HOPE, invented the game of golf and was Donald Trump's original "Apprentice". BOBBY KNIGHT, the winningest college basketball coach ever, and was once arrested for punching a kitten in the face. BOBBY KENNEDY, famous city councilman or something like that and he slept with Marilyn Monroe. BOBBY BRADY, he slept with Marcia, Jan and Cindy.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: The Jungle
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Occupation: Thingy-Do Creators

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About me:

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT OUR MONKEYLICIOUS WEBSITE!! We were born in Sumatra. We have 24 brothers and sisters. We have opposable thumbs, which we enjoy shoving into holes. We like to fling our poo, and we've been told we're very good at it. We like to make videos with a camera and a computer.

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Hollywood Hand Job - CLICK HERE TO COMMENT AND RATE!!


LIVING THE DREAM - EPISODE 2

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LIVING THE DREAM - EPISODE 1 - LIVE IT!

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Who I'd like to meet:

The inventors of TV, the internet (Al Gore would suffice), Playstation, Tivo and every other form of technology that has completely decomposed our attention spans and prevented us from ever experiencing boredom again.

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  • Sep 29 2009 10:43 PM



    cheers!
  • Aug 3 2009 3:17 AM

    thank you very much for the birthday comment!!!! =]

    *****Rachel*****
  • Jul 29 2009 10:27 PM

    Thank you for the birthday wishes and remembering me! Have a lovely day!
  • Jul 15 2009 6:40 PM

    Thankyou so much!
  • Jul 14 2009 2:18 AM

    No freak'n way Self-Made Monkeys trucker hats.... I will be the coolest kid on the block....
  • Jul 14 2009 2:15 AM

    Ok I will patiently wait for the premier on pins & needles & yes I will enjoy it.... the pins & needles...
  • Jul 9 2009 12:44 AM

    Thanks for the birthday wishes!
  • Jul 5 2009 11:09 PM

    did you guys see the match.com commercial with john?? his screen name is johnminus9.....shit is funny if ya ask me
  • Jul 5 2009 6:04 AM

    monkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jul 2 2009 5:55 PM

    Thank you for the birthday wishes ;)
  • Jun 24 2009 8:18 PM

    Whats up!
    Just wanted to let you know that we are having an event on June 26th. For all my friends that would like to purchase tickets before hand, I can give you VIP enterance and a discount. Come before 12am for your chance to meet Heather Chadwell and an opportunity to win the raffle of Tony's Smoke Shop package.

    See You there



  • Jun 9 2009 5:06 PM

    in the steel cage match called 'similac smackdown', octomoms finishng move is called 'the gatlin'....its a variation of the figure four leg lock but she places her kids in her loosesy goosey vagina and shoots the kids at her opponent, like a gatlin gun would do.

    john and kates finishng move is called 'the bee-trayal'. like the queen bee, she makes everyone do the work yet she claims all responsibilty for it. she sneaks around behind your back when you least expect it, and has her bodygaurd use his stinger on her to give her more power.....

    if ya ask me, i wouldnt touch either of them. they are both too deadly. they are killing morals all over the country and ruining lives as they continue to vaginally spit out kids left and right.

  • May 18 2009 6:49 PM

    Hey Monkeys - Thanks for being a friend!

    For Best Quality and to WATCH ALL WEBISODES of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films:
    FunnyOrDie.com/BellaFeFilms

    Here's the third installment of Magnum Farce, if you like it, please vote (but wait until the clip is over):



    GOOD NEWS! Our fan-base is growing. So, in order to stay on top of the latest developments, please join the mailing list at: www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
    ( We never spam or sell our list ! )
  • Apr 30 2009 5:28 PM

  • Apr 23 2009 2:43 AM

    haha you guys are the best
  • Apr 17 2009 5:16 PM

    Thank you!!!! I love Monkeys!!! And let me know if you need a female voice for a Dry Hump Remix! hahaha You guys crack me up!!!
  • Apr 11 2009 11:02 PM


    Happy Easter!
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    Happy bunny day you pervs! Love ya!
  • Apr 9 2009 12:16 PM

    thanks for the birthday wish...you're awesome! :D
    much ♥ luv ♥
    ~ta
  • Mar 5 2009 3:48 PM

    lol thanks :}
  • Mar 3 2009 3:41 AM

    MONKEY'S... where is you?
  • Mar 2 2009 1:32 AM

    Hey baby! How ARE you?! You need to call me! WE have been out of touch too long! Love you monkey!!!
  • Feb 15 2009 4:43 AM

    Hey to my favorite monkey in the WORLD!!!!! Happy Valentine's Day! I love your guts! : )
  • Feb 5 2009 9:07 PM

    Thanks Monkeys!!