"You show us yours and we'll show you ours. Well, since monkeys don't wear pants, we kind of have to show you ours. It's okay to look, we're Self-Made Monkeys."
Male
101 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
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Self-Made Monkeys's Interests
General
COMIN' STRAIGHT OUTTA HEAVEN Y'ALL - AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE MUCH ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF THE BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO FROM DJ JC.
Easter Jesus Music Video ..
INTERESTS: Making videos, picking bugs out of your hair and eating them.
Music
Brass Monkey, Jungle Boogie, anything from the Gorillaz, I'd write more but I have to go fling some poo. brb __________________________
CHECK OUT OUR UNAUTHORIZED MUSIC VIDEO BIOGRAPHY OF TOM CRUISE, AN UP-AND-COMING YOUNG ACTOR WHO WE THINK HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL TO BE A LEGITIMATE MOVIE STAR.
Tom Cruise: Craziest Guy In LA .. Add to My Profile | More Videos
Movies
12 Monkeys, Planet of the Apes (the one with the dude from Bowling For Columbine), Monkey Shines, King Kong, Gorillas in the Mist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being... a Monkey.
___________________THIS VIDEO IS AN ODE TO TIME WHEN A MAN USED A COMPUTER FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY._________________
Internet P...orn 1994
The Monkees, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, The Office, Always Sunny, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, Lost, 24, The Shield, Prison Break, Entourage, Sopranos, Weeds, Dexter, Seinfeld, The King of Queens, The Apprentice and the retarded people on American Idol.
Books
I can't read, you jerk. But I can sign over 900 words. Guess what I'm signing to you right now.
Heroes
WATCH THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING ANNA NICOLE SMITH AND YOU!
THIS IS THE TRAILER FOR THE ORIGINAL CUT OF SWINGERS, A MOVING, PASSIONATE LOVE STORY BETWEEN TWO BEST FRIENDS WHO WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. BROUGHT TO YOU BY SELF-MADE MONKEYS
Pretty much all Bobs, including, but not limited to:
BOB BARKER, the first person to have himself spayed and neutered on live television.
BOB HOPE, invented the game of golf and was Donald Trump's original "Apprentice".
BOBBY KNIGHT, the winningest college basketball coach ever, and was once arrested for punching a kitten in the face.
BOBBY KENNEDY, famous city councilman or something like that and he slept with Marilyn Monroe.
BOBBY BRADY, he slept with Marcia, Jan and Cindy.
About me: I was born in Sumatra. I have 24 brothers and sisters. I have opposable thumbs, which I enjoy shoving into holes. I like to fling my poo, and I've been told I'm very good at it. I like to make videos with a camera and a computer. Okay, actually SELF-MADE MONKEYS are a couple of guys who figured that if a million monkeys with a million typewriters can write Shakespeare, we can use our opposable thumbs to push enough buttons on cameras and computers to create something for your enjoyment. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT OUR BRAND NEW WEBSITE!!
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Living the Dream - Episode 5 .. Add to My Profile | More VideosLIVING THE DREAM - EPISODE 4!
Who I'd like to meet: The inventors of TV, the internet (Al Gore would suffice), Playstation, Tivo and every other form of technology that has completely decomposed our attention spans and prevented us from ever experiencing boredom again.
Thank - Thank you all my fantasies have come true!!! We can send that silly thing called "evolution" back a few thousand years... YEA HAW! I will keep my lil monkeyman close to my heart... Love you lotz!!!!!
Hey babe! Everything is all good on the East coast. Haha. Just busy working and hanging with my new lover. Haha. When are you gunna be back in good ole Gville? Please don't say Christmas... that's too long! Haha. Love and miss you cuz! :}
I'm currently starring in a new webseries. We're having a red carpet event to help raise funds for our production.
Hope you can attend! See invite below:
'BEVERLYWOOD'S RED CARPET BASH!!!
Location: 4202 Vantage Ave, Studio City, CA 91604 | When: Saturday, June 7 Time: 6:00PM
A donation of $10 is suggested at the door, to help fund our actor-produced webseries.
Raffles!! Door prizes!!!
Please RSVP to: noellemichiels@hotmail.com
Get your picture taken on the Red Carpet!
We're giving away a night of deluxe accommodations at the Ritz-Carlton Marina Del Rey! Backstage passes to a Beach Boys concert, and many other amazing prizes we'll raffle throughout the night (see list below!)
We'll also give our first 18 guests an exciting door prize, courtesy of Samuel French, so come early! Come mingle with the cast and creators of the online series Beverlywood (at bwseries. com) as we kick off our production season with a bang! Get photographed on a bona-fide red carpet, enjoy the sounds of Chance and the Choir, and check out some silent auction goods.
Raffle Prizes also include: Gift certificates from Casting Networks and Samuel French Bookstores, private yoga sessions w/Callie Solano, private voice/acting lessons w/Jeff Cohen, private magic lesson w/David Kwong, private piano lessons w/Charissa Wheeler, Starbucks coffee, a boombox, a webcam, a manicure at Mailan Salon, photoshoot makeup session, Matrix and El Portal Theater tickets (more prizes to come...)
“For here, apart, dwells one whose hands have wrought Strange eidola that chill the world with fear: Whose graven runes in tomes of dread have taught What things beyond the star-gulf lurk and leer. Dark Lord of Averoigne–whose windows stare On pits of dream no other gaze could bear!”
Thanks man... had to swap the video out (swapped "YouTube" for "MyspaceTV" to try to get them to feature it), so you know I didn't delete your comment, the video is just gone.
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