Simim

Hi. My name is Nie, Raeth, Simim, or Joker. Pick one.

Simim lives in Houston, works at an Asian restaurant, and will someday be an accountant.

Simim is not female and not male. Simim has a hole, not a stick. Simim has 5 tattoos and 15 piercings.

Simim is ashamed of nothing for more than 5 minutes. Simim is a liar to be nice and honest to be mean.

Simim is perfectly sane and has a clean bill of health: no medical history, no allergies, no disorders. This doesn’t mean that Simim will take your shit. Simim chooses to use their rational capability on a second-to-second scenario.

Simim loves to start shit. Simim is a joker, a fool, a prankster, and an adrenaline-junkie.

Simim believes in some things, some times, and sometimes not. Simim worships nothing. Simim is a manipulative, self-serving, grade-A asshole and proud of it. Simim has little moral values and prefers to keep it that way.

Simim is an Anarcho-Capitalist, and Simim doesn't expect the government to do a damn thing to help them out. Fuck welfare, fuck financial aid, and yes, Simim is a broke ass college student with a part time job making payments each semester to stay in school.

Simim has a lover: Jack. They have been together for 4, going on 5, years. Jack's in the military. Simim will do anything for him. <3

Simim does not support the military. Simim supports chaotic-random-violence, not ordered-violent-upscale-bitch-fights. Simim does not see eye to eye with Jack on this, obviously. Simim and Jack have many differing opinions on many things but that doesn’t stop them from being reasonable and continuing a relationship despite such differences, unlike many people.



In other words, Simim loves Jack: all of Jack, for every thing Simim likes and dislikes. Jack wouldn’t be the same lover otherwise.

And nothing you can say or do will change that. -January 17, 2005-


As for family, Simim has a mom and dad, who are still together, and 2 sisters, and 2 dogs. Simim loves them with all their essence. Simim would die for them.

Which is different than killing for them, because Simim honestly believes that, with the right incentive, they'd kill for anybody.

Simim has a top 1. Simim likes to keep a friendlist at less than 70. Simim doesn't add bands they have not personally talked to face-to-face, or people they don't know. Simim hates promos, and they are not afraid to send you a 5 page long explanation of why they think you fail.

Simim thinks family's more important than friends. Opinions on what constitutes your "family" are up to you, but blood is thicker than water, and Simim takes care of their own first, and strangers last.

Simim is vulgar as fuck, talks dirty, curses like a sailor, and uses euphemisms that would kill nuns 3 times over. Simim is polite to customers at their job, victims of their pranks, and their grandma. Simim also has the capabilities to be very sarcastic.

This all, of course, is subjective to change at any time. Everything may or may not change in the blink of an eye. Simim can be a polite, nice, conservative young lady, or a vulgar, rude, mean, extremely liberal ageless agendered demon.

But you cannot change Simim unless they want to. It doesn’t take much, anyway. So quit being an ass about it, or start handing over those dollar bills.

Simim likes to argue. These arguments are not always rational or logical, but they usually do follow some sense of reason, regardless of how fucked that reasoning is.
Simim is very big supporter of common sense and reason. That's a lie. If you say you believe in flying purple sasquatch, more power to you. Simim doesn’t give or take shit about you or from you.

Don’t expect Simim to understand where you’re coming from without explaining yourself. Simim is not a psychic mind-reader, although Simim is amazing and could pass off as such.


Randomly: you cannot blame others for the things about yourself that you can change. Simim thinks you’re more like them than you imagine. Everything in the whole universe is similar when you look at it.


Ta.
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