Siskel & Negro is composed of stand-up comics Kevin Avery & W. Kamau Bell.
TV Shows
Kamau can be seen on COMEDY CENTRAL'S PREMIUM BLEND hosted by Damon Wayans!
Films
We actually BOTH did extra work in The Matrix 2... Yes, it was the stoooopid underground rave scene. But we swear that the movie isn't our fault. You can actually see us in the movie if you watch frame by frame. Kamau gives an enthusiastic black power fist in his frame. Ask Kevin about the girl with the umbrella.
Siskel & Negro's Interests
General
Any and all kinds of movies. Write us and let us know what you think of our reviews or other flicks out there that we haven't reviewed.
Music
Kevin actually listens to movie soundtracks... What a nerd! heheheheh --- Kamau
Kamau plays the harp...in the nude. --- Kevin
Kevin has memorized the statutory rape laws for all 50 states. Giggeddy, giggeddy, giggeddy!!! --- Kamau
Movies
KEVIN'S FAVORITE MOVIES: Apollo 13, The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Star Wars, The Hunt For Red October, Lord of The Rings (all of them), Anything with the words "Indiana Jones" in it, The Matrix, Red Dawn, The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh, Zorro the Gay Blade, Blazing Saddles, Anything with Denzel Washington (even the shitty ones).
MOVIES THAT MAKE KEVIN WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY'S MAMA: Batman & Robin, Passenger 57, Demolition Man, Tomb Raider, Ecks vs. Sever, You Got Served.
KAMAU'S FAVORITE MOVIES: Glengarry Glen Ross, Groundhog Day, Goodfellas, Kentucky Fried Movie, Bruce Lee Movies (Jackie Chan & Jet Lee SUCK!!!), Top Secret, The Matrix, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut... Rocky II (THAT'S RIGHT!!! I said Rocky II!) Anything with Denzel Washington (even the shitty ones).
MOVIES THAT MAKE KAMAU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY: Cool World, Birth of a Nation, Fire Walk with Me (The Twin Peaks movie), Vanilla Sky, Two for the Money, Any of those movies with six or seven B movie black actors all standing in a line together looking SASSY, Anything with Eddie Griffin (even the good ones).
Television
Battlestar Galactica.
Books
"Which Lie Did I Tell?" by William Goldman, "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" by Peter Biskind.
THE BOOK OF AJAYE!
Heroes
Denzel Washington...Sammy Davis Jr...William Goldman...Chief Matt Whitlock....Jack Bauer. Blake (from Glengarry Glen Ross)
About me: **UPDATE: "SISKEL'S ROAD TO THE HBO LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL**
Hey Guys, Kevin is now one of 12 finalists to perform at the HBO LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL...All he needs now is your vote for his stand-up video on ziddio.com.
Comedians Kevin Avery & W. Kamau Bell are 2 ANGRY BLACK GUYS who talkin' smack about everything from movies to politics to general Hollywood madness TUESDAY MORNINGS (around 8:45) on LIVE 105.3's WOODY SHOW!
Don't live in The Bay Area? You can hear us LIVE ON THE INTERNET at WWW.LIVE105.COM
You can also catch either of us regularly at THE PUNCH LINE and at COBB'S COMEDY CLUB in San Francisco, as well as in other stand up comedy venues around the country. Check our calendar to find out where we'll be appearing from month to month!
Siskel & Negro LIVE at the Punch Line Comedy Club...
"...And Kevin Avery as 'Darnell!'"
Who I'd like to meet: KAMAU: Denzel Washington.
KEVIN: Sammy Davis Jr, Don Cheadle, Boomer & Starbuck, Jack Bauer, Chief Matt Whitlock...Oh, and Denzel Washington.
Hello my myspace space friend friend! I just wanted to invite you to come to the 2nd Annual XXX-mas comedy show! P.S. it's recommended to call the club and reserve seats. P.P.S. I've already lost 5 myspace friends from posting this flyer! Jesus Christ! That's silly!
Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!!
Haha thanks for posting on my profile! You guys are fucking awesome!
Now, I'll try to redeem myself for "Matrix"-ee profile...
...okay so I can't really redeem myself. I completely agree that the last 2 movies we a complete ass-rapings. It's not so much of a love of the Matrix as it is a sheer laziness to change the profile layout. It's been like this for more than a year and a half...I'm just digging a bigger hole for my self aren't I?
If someone can come up with a new layout, I'll be more than happy to replace it and put everyone out of this misery. But I can't, because that takes effort, and that is something I don't have for MySpace right now.
Sure! I saw the morning crew at the baseball game last week and gave Ravey my card and told her to give me a call if she ever burns out the Rabbit! :-)
yuppers... that's me!!! i'm so glad you remembered!
i would've been drinking my patron, but i felt like being different that day... lol...
anyways... it was coo meeting you... kinda random that you were just kickin it at the corner though... hahaha... hopefully i'll see both of yalls around next time...
hi there... sorry bout that... you were only deleted because i deleted everyone... you know... gotta clean out my friends list and remove the worthless people... lol...
anyways, i met one of you guys the other day last week... i forget who, but you were reading a newspaper or something on the street corner... i was with menace and tony...
anyways... keep up the good work... and by the way... i love how you rate movies with "kicks to the nuts"... lol...
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