It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2007)
Grey’s Anatomy (2006)
Entourage (2006- 2007)
Jim Rome Is Burning (2006)
Cheap Seats (2004-06)
Law and Order (2005)
Utilityman: The Quest For Cooperstown (2004)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (2002)
Becker (2001)
Providence (2001)
The Oblongs (2000)
It’s Like You Know (1999)
Action (1999)
Late Friday (2000)
Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2002)
Comedy Central Presents (2001)
Comedy Central’s Premium Blend (1997)
Late Night with Conan O’Brien (1997)
Apt. 2F (1997)
VH1 Countdown shows
E! Countdown shows
Films
The Comebacks (2007)
Wild Hogs (2007)
My Baby’s Daddy (2003)
The Prime Gig (2000)
Bubble Boy (2000)
Citizen Toxie (2000)
Albums
Sklar Maps (2007)
Poppin’ The Hood (2004)
Randy and Jason's Interests
General
World Strongest Man competitions, editing our MySpace profile, homeless fights, sudoku
Music
Belle and Sebastian, Wilco, Via Audio, The National, Band of Horses, The Hold Steady, Mates of State, The Black Keys, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, My Morning Jacket, Ben Folds, Suftjan Stevens, Michael Doughty, Jurassic 5, Detroit, The Decemberists, The Format, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsen, Manplanet, Morrissey, Grant Lee Phillips, Alison Kraus and Union Station, Springsteen, Cantor Leon Lissick
Movies
anything involving soul switching and, of course, Under the Tuscan Sun
Television
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Snuff Box, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Dean Learner Man To Man, The Mighty Boosh, Extras, The Office, Man Vs. Wild, Project Runway, Top Chef, 30 Rock, I Am Alan Partridge, Spaced, The Sarah Silverman Program, MST3K, Arrested Development, All In The Family, P Diddy's Bad Boys Of Comedy, the Baseball Bunch.
Books
The Corrections, Little Children, White Noise, Bel Canto, The Straight Man, Nobody's Fool, Crossing To Safety, any poetry by Jewel
Heroes
Any strip club D.J., utility infielder Jose Oquendo, and 1997 Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee Champion Rebecca Sealfon, Jackee
About me: Me is really Us, we're too lazy to create our own profiles. We are Randy and Jason Sklar and we have been rated in the top seven of jewish identical twin comedy duos in North America. We do a little show on ESPN Classic called Cheap Seats and we are obsessed with 1997 Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee Champion Rebecca Sealfon.
Who I'd like to meet: We'd like to meet Machmud Abdul Rauf just to find out what it sounds like when the government taps your phone.
We'd also like to meet Michael McDonald, who really was the Nate Dogg of his time. He'd come in, sing one line of the chorus and the crappiest of songs became hits. "Shine sweet freedom, shine a light on me, you are the magic, you're right where I want to be."
We'd also like to meet the guy who played the voice of the doctor who was a necklace on Buck Rogers. What people don't know about Dr. Theopolis, was that for years he was the galaxy's leading proctologist.
And finally, we'd love to meet Byron Allen, a man so white, he was thanked twice in the liner notes of the latest Nickelback album.
Saw the '89 Holiday Bowl and I'll have you know that I'm now a fan of Samoans, Hawaiians, and those Girl Scout cookies with the orange hair in em.
- Keith Jackson
P.S. Went to Sea World the next day and saw Shamu making it with Mammu. His penis was pink. A pink so flurescent pink like my butt cheeks in a strobe light. It was four foot long and massive girth. I watched for minutes upon minutes at that thing and felt the need to taste some cotton candy.
Saw the ’95 Bee Ya’ll the other night starring Mogwai, Jena Jamison, and Lloyd Christmas*. Such a classic. Nearly fell over onto the floor from larfin.
*Christmas’ tear drippin victory emotions were a refreshing change from Tennessee Ned and Sealfont’s cocky ones. “What happened, son? Is that your cat laying dead out in the middle of the street?” “No, I won the National Spelling Bee fifteen years ago and I’m still celebrating”.
I'm giving away 10 pairs of tickets to this weekend's Sir Comedy Knight's All Star Show at The Queen Mary Dome in Long Beach, CA: Just send me an email with your name/which night and how many and I'll leave your name at the will call/entrance.
Check out the flyer for the great lineup or go to www.sircomedy.com for more information/directions.
