lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com

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  • lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com

  • 26 / Female
  • KALAMAZOO, Michigan, US
  • Last Login: 11/13/2009

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Interests

  • General

    architecture, art, bagels and lox, bomb pops, checkerboard, composition books, cooking, cultural judaism, d.i.y., danger mouse, dr. pepper, egypt, fabric, fairy tales, fruits, glow-in-the-dark, grilled cheese, halloween, hammocks, homemade bread, kitties, lace, lady lovelylocks, latkes, lockets, lolita, ninjas, old cars, owls, photo booths, pin up girls, pineapples, pirates, pizza, pleats, pogo sticks, polka dots, ramona quimby, reading, robots, rockabilly, roller skating, sax-a-boom, saxby, sega genesis, self employment, sewing, shirley temples, singing, skeletons, skull and crossbones, sombreros, sparkles, spies, stripes, swearing, talkboys, tex avery, thrift shopping, timmy, trampolines, tree houses, umbrellas, weekends, wonder woman, zelda
  • Music

    elliott smith, social distortion, the gossip, the misfits, the distillers, the shins, Jesus and the Fuckin' Miracles, cyndi lauper, the descendents, bad religion, good riddance, sleater-kinney, the muffs, led zeppelin, the rolling stones, david bowie, ween, weezer, the stray cats, the horrorpops, anti-flag
  • Movies

    the Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, the Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, Ginger Snaps, the Station Agent, Scotland, PA, Dogville, LOtR, Star Wars, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, Ghost World, The Man Who Wasn't There, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, City of God, Being John Malkovich, I Heart Huckabees, Memento, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Three Kings, Sin City, Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, Fantasia, Adaptation, Paris, Texas, Everything is Illuminated, Let The Right One In
  • Television

    Veronica Mars, Dexter, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Larry Sanders Show, MXC, Seinfeld, Sifl & Olly, Good Eats, Daria, Twin Peaks
  • Books

    The House of the Spirits (I. Allende), the Bell Jar (S. Plath), 100 Years of Solitude (G. Garcia Marquez), Catch 22 (J. Heller), Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me (R. Farina), the Winter of Our Discontent (J. Steinbeck), the Red Tent (A. Diamant), Slammerkin (E. Donoghue), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (H. S. Thompson), Damon Runyon, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (J. Vasquez), Tess of D'Urbervilles (T. Hardy)
  • Heroes

    Omar Little

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Hell
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 6"
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: independent fashion designer

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  • Smarmy Clothes

    • Kalamazoo, MI US
    • owner

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About me:


my name is alexis. i make clothes and food and messes.

some would say i'm antisocial, but i'm a psychology nerd, so i would correct them and say that i'm technically avoidant. me = hermit.



smarmyclothes.com


check out my site and buy stuff...
don't forget, i take custom orders!!


xoxox ATTENTION! xoxox

I hate to be an anal butthole (and a redundant one, at that) but EFF it: If you wanna be my 'Space Friend, please read...

#1: If you're a CREEPY DUDE, take a hike. I have a boyfriend.

#2: Make sure you've added me as a friend if you're sending me a message. If you have your profile set to private, and we are not already friends, I won't be able to answer you...

I don't check Myspace everyday, so it might take me a few to get back to you. If you want a more immediate response, please email me at smarmycity [AT] gmail.com

For sewing tips + tutorials + a big fat list of craft supply and resource links, I have an entire site dedicated to that kind of stuff here.

wanna buy my clothes?
Smarmyclothes.com

Etsy





xoxox JOIN THE SMARMY ARMY xoxox
Enlist in the Smarmy Army by emailing me pictures of you in your Smarmy garments (smarments!), and I'll post your pics in my customer gallery! PLUS, you'll get sweet special offers available only to the Smarmy Army!

....

How do I do it? Check out my
diy sewing & craft tutorials...



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Who I'd like to meet:

veronica mars
wild bill hickok

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