lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com
"where's the recipe, you whore?!"

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25 years old
KALAMAZOO, Michigan
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Generalarchitecture, art, bagels and lox, bomb pops, checkerboard, composition books, cooking, cultural judaism, d.i.y., danger mouse, dr. pepper, egypt, fabric, fairy tales, fruits, glow-in-the-dark, grilled cheese, halloween, hammocks, homemade bread, kitties, lace, lady lovelylocks, latkes, lockets, lolita, ninjas, old cars, owls, photo booths, pin up girls, pineapples, pirates, pizza, pleats, pogo sticks, polka dots, ramona quimby, reading, robots, rockabilly, roller skating, sax-a-boom, saxby, sega genesis, self employment, sewing, shirley temples, singing, skeletons, skull and crossbones, sombreros, sparkles, spies, stripes, swearing, talkboys, tex avery, thrift shopping, timmy, trampolines, tree houses, umbrellas, weekends, wonder woman, zelda
Musicelliott smith, social distortion, the gossip, the misfits, the distillers, the shins, the neuticals, cyndi lauper, the descendents, bad religion, good riddance, sleater-kinney, the muffs, led zeppelin, the rolling stones, david bowie, ween, weezer, the stray cats, the horrorpops, anti-flag
Moviesthe Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, the Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, Ginger Snaps, the Station Agent, Scotland, PA, Dogville, LOtR, Star Wars, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, Ghost World, The Man Who Wasn't There, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, City of God, Being John Malkovich, I Heart Huckabees, Memento, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Three Kings, Sin City, Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, Fantasia, Adaptation, Paris, Texas, Everything is Illuminated
TelevisionVeronica Mars, Dexter, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Larry Sanders Show, MXC, Seinfeld, Sifl & Olly, Good Eats, Daria, Twin Peaks
BooksThe House of the Spirits (I. Allende), the Bell Jar (S. Plath), 100 Years of Solitude (G. Garcia Marquez), Catch 22 (J. Heller), Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me (R. Farina), the Winter of Our Discontent (J. Steinbeck), the Red Tent (A. Diamant), Slammerkin (E. Donoghue), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (H. S. Thompson), Damon Runyon, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (J. Vasquez), Tess of D'Urbervilles (T. Hardy)
Groups: World Artists Network (WAN)THRiFT STORE L0VERSMidwest Creatives & Vigilante ArtistsFans of the PinupEdward ScissorhandsThe Big LebowskiGreasers/RockabillysPinckney High School

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     lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hell
Body type:5' 6"
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:independent fashion designer

   lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com's Schools
Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, MICHIGAN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: nursing
 

2001 to Present
Pinckney Community High School
Pinckney, MICHIGAN
Graduated: 2001
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: crap
 

1997 to 2001

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   lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com's Blurbs
About me:

my name is alexis. i make clothes and food and messes.

some would say i'm antisocial, but i'm a psychology nerd, so i would correct them and say that i'm technically avoidant. me = hermit.



smarmyclothes.com
check out my site and buy stuff...
don't forget, i take custom orders!!


xoxox ATTENTION! xoxox

RULE #1: I will not add BANDS or CREEPY DUDES unless I KNOW YOU!

RULE #2: Please don't message me asking for sewing tips or tutorials or where I got ______ fabric. I have an entire site dedicated to that kind of stuff here. If you have a specific question about something, post it in the WhatTheCraft.com Forums.

RULE #3: Make sure you've added me as a friend if you're sending me a message. If you have your profile set to private, and we are not already friends, I won't be able to answer you.

I don't check Myspace everyday, so it might take me a few to get back to you. If you want a more immediate response, please email me at smarmycity [AT] gmail.com

wanna buy my clothes?
Smarmyclothes.com

Etsy



xoxox JOIN THE SMARMY ARMY xoxox
Email me pictures of you in your Smarmy garments (smarments!), and get 10% off your next order, and I'll post your pics in my customer gallery!



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KonekoRubi





Jul 2 2008 4:11 PM

http://i147. photobucket. com/albums/r287/ember_red/t-shirtcookie. jpg

inspired by you
hee hee
Random Rabbit™





Jul 2 2008 3:44 PM

No, thank YOU for adding me!
lol, I love you're work,
All my friends love you too, especially your tops, you make the best out there!
simon





Jun 30 2008 7:43 PM

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iRiSH [[cream]] LUV MUFFiN :D!





Jun 30 2008 10:05 AM

i know this is going to sound like a stupid question to you,
but i am trying to make a a short little circle skirt. i bought this really cute fabric at Hancock's and i have been wanting to use it. but the thing is, i cant really figure out how to make it. I know how to fold the fabric and but the corner to make it a circle, but from there on, i have no clue what to do.. help??
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Jun 29 2008 9:02 AM

Oh. I think your comment made my day.
I've been feeling pretty depressed lately because I haven't sold anything on etsy for ages :'( I don't miss ebay though haha.
Actually I'm even looking for a "real" job, because I need money quickly. Gasp!
Buuuuut I will list some stuff I made for my last fashion show soon, yay!
I've just checked out all your etsy sales, everything is amazing (if I could marry the drink me top and anchors dress, I would. And we'll make a happy love triangle, aww :)
What about you Lex, how have you been?
Black Heart Productions





Jun 28 2008 11:45 AM

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TaylorMade





Jun 27 2008 11:20 AM

i absolutely LOVE all your stuff,
all of it, its incredible!
im determined to get a dress one day.
hopefully soon!
Naughty Girlys!™ Shop-Original Designs





Jun 27 2008 11:08 AM

Hey lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes. com Thanks for adding Naughty Girlys!♥ Accessories and more for the subcultural girl!
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Jun 23 2008 11:36 PM

thanks for the add! :)



The Crazy Owl





Jun 23 2008 10:09 AM

Awesome clothes! You do such a great job!

Thanks for giving a hoot and adding me.
...... ........Etsy
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Jun 23 2008 7:24 AM

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Awesome Unique clothes... i'm in admiration! My mother is a seamstress so i really appreciate the hardwork that goes into designing and sewing clothing. Kudos to you my dear! ^.^

~Lara
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Jun 23 2008 1:23 AM

Helloo fellow tentacle friend!

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Please be a part in helping reduce the

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squid youth by adopting one on my page!

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Jun 22 2008 1:30 PM

FINAL SM
ZANDRUH!





Jun 22 2008 1:09 PM

no prob. your stuff is pretty rad. Be sure to check out the section on my page for designers!
xo~zandruh
skyemark Gothic Horror Ooak Art Doll Artist


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Jun 22 2008 1:05 PM

Hell-O,
So nice to meet you!
Feel free to email me anytime!
I would love to hear from you!

Thanks for the friendship!!!

Michelle (skyemark)


You can find my Gothic Horror dolls at:

Website: http://www. screamingscorpiostudio. com
Myspace: http://www. myspace. com/screamingscorpiostudio
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Jun 22 2008 12:55 PM

Thanks for finding us on here!.... Let us know what you think of our stuff !
zawann





Jun 22 2008 12:47 PM

Coucou,
Merci pour l'ajout,
@ très bientôt,
BiZz
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katя<photographer>





Jun 22 2008 11:47 AM

YES :)

thank you, i love ur outfits :)
i like to buy.
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Jun 22 2008 10:32 AM

and thank you as well..your clothes are amazing..you are very talented.. :)
Erica





Jun 22 2008 10:25 AM

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Toast Bunny!





Jun 21 2008 9:24 PM

I have What the Craft bookmarked. It's my favortie DIY site.
=]
Psycho Kitty





Jun 21 2008 11:55 AM

I've been taking another look around your Etsy shop, and I really need to order a custom reconstructed dress from you... maybe when I figure how good this month's paycheck is gonna be, and how much am I gonna spend in my holidays... and what t-shirt I'd want reconstructed... but I'll definitely need to get me one Smarmy dress!
Toast Bunny!





Jun 15 2008 10:44 AM

I love your work. You make the cutest clothes! It reallymakes me wish I had money to buy custom clothes. =] But I don't. =[ Your clothes have inspired me as to what I can do with my old, too small t-shirts. Thanks.
Sewn By Gen





Jun 13 2008 11:12 PM

hi, that ren and stimpy top is mint and oh such hard work making tha clothes and modeling. i have also opened a shop in the south west of western australia more god damm hard work. p.s. do u like my designs
see ya gen
Christy





Jun 9 2008 5:19 PM

Thanks for the add, Alexis!
xoxo
RetroGirlGypsy