Spider Mattheson
Spider Mattheson
Spider Mattheson We do not live in our own time alone; we carry our history within us.

Male
23 years old
Misawa, Aomori
Japan



Last Login: 11/1/2009
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    Spider Mattheson's Interests
GeneralReading, writing, photography, politics, philosophy, computers, stuff.



Photos!
Here are some albums I have online. Enjoy!

Great Britain, Ireland, and Paris - July/August 2002

Russia - Model United Nations, March 2004

Friends and people I know
Trip to Cincinnati to see Greco
Boston Easter weekend
Random South Korea photos and DMZ trip
Beach & Amusement Park in Pusan
Gyeongju (1)
Gyeongju (2)
China - November 23-27, 2006
Singapore - February 16-21, 2007
Cherry Blossom Festival, Chinhae, South Korea - March/April, 2007
San Diego Comic-Con 2007 - July, 2007
Tokyo - November, 2007
Deployment to USCENTCOM - November, 2007-February, 2008

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Top Five:
1. Barenaked Ladies
2. Polly Paulusma
3. The Dresden Dolls
4. Regina Spektor
5. Depeche Mode/U2 (both hit their peaks in the 80s but both still manage to put out good stuff--I'm torn, but I think I lean more towards Depeche Mode's darker sound)

Aberdeen City....

Anna Nalick....

Apples in Stereo, The....

Arctic Monkeys....

Aventura....

Avril Lavigne....

Badly Drawn Boy....

Beatles, The....

Belle and Sabastian....

Ben Folds....

Billy Joel....

Bloc Party, ....

Blue Man Group....

Blur....

Bond....

Cake....

Cartel....

Cascada....

Cat Power....

Christina Aguilera....

Client....

Cold War Kids....

Coldplay....

Counting Crows....

Cranberries, The....

Dave Matthew's Band....

Death Cab for Cutie....

Dido....

Dinosaur Jr.....

DJ Tiesto....

Enigma....

Eve 6....

Fall Out Boy....

Film School....

Five For Fighting....

Flaming Lips, The....

Franz Ferdinand....

Fray, The....

Gin Blossoms....

Goo Goo Dolls....

Green Day....

Guster....

Ian Van Dahl....

Interpol....

Jack Johnson....

James Blunt....

Jem....

Jethro Tull....

Jewel....

Jimmy Eat World....

Jim's Big Ego....

Jump Little Children....

Karl Blau....

Keane....

Kelly Clarkson....

Killers, The....

Kimya Dawson....

Kings of Convenience....

KT Tunstall....

Lagoona....

Leonard Cohen....

Liz Phair....

Matchbox 20....

Men Without Hats....

Michelle Branch....

Minus the Bear....

Modest Mouse....

Moldy Peaches, The....

Mommy and Daddy....

Moxy Fruvous....

Muse....

Mute Math....

My Morning Jacket....

Natasha Bedingfield....

Nora Jones....

Oasis....

Panic! At The Disco....

Paul Oakenfold....

Paul Van Dyk....

Pearl Jam....

Pink Floyd....

Pixies....

Postal Service, The....

R.E.M.....

Rachael Yamagata....

Radiohead....

Raveonettes, The....

Remy Zero....

Rilo Kiley....

Sandi Thom....

Sara Bareilles....

She Wants Revenge....

Shins, The....

Silversun Pickups....

Simon and Garfunkel....

Sister Hazel....

Smashing Pumpkins....

Snow Patrol....

Something Corporate....

Soviettes, The....

Stabbing Westward....

Stephen Lynch....

Strokes, The....

Superbus....

System of a Down....

Talking Heads....

TATU....

Tegan and Sara....

They Might Be Giants....

Travis....

Vanessa Carlton....

Vanity Project, The....

Velvet Underground, The....

Veronicas, The....

VNV Nation....

Wallflowers, The....

We Are Scientists....

Weezer....

White Stripes, The....

World/Inferno Friendship Society, The ....

Yellowcard....

Yo La Tengo....

MoviesThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Star Wars IV: A New Hope, , Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Batman Begins, Ghost World, Sin City, Ninja Turtles, Batman, Strictly Ballroom, Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Shrek 1 & 2, The Life Aquatic, Team America: World Police, Miranda, Closer, Garden State, V for Vendetta
TelevisionSimpsons, South Park, Daily Show, MTV Spider-Man, Spider-Man: The Animated Series, Smallville, Colbert Report, Dark Angel, Daria (oh, how I miss you so), Scrubs (the only show to make me laugh as hard as South Park since the last time the Simpsons were actually good), Veronica Mars, Heroes, Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (it's hard to find good, libertarian television these days), Entourage
BooksHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Douglas Adams, Ayn Rand, Discworld, Terry Pratchet, Edgar Allen Poe, Lord of the Rings, Memoirs of a Geisha, Blankets, Alan Moore, Robert Heinlein, Neil Gaiman, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, E.E. Cummings, Great Expectations, Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Everything Bad Is Good for You, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, George Orwell, 1984, Animal Farm
HeroesLeft to right: Aristotle, Edgar Allen Poe, Ayn Rand, William F. Buckley, Adam Smith, Ludwig von Mises, F.A. Hayek, Milton Friedman, Steve Ditko, Stan Lee, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Michael Chabon, Matt Stone & Trey Parker..

Educated men are as much superior to uneducated men as the living are to the dead. --Aristotle, 384-322 B.C.

"Some among us inspire childlike faith and wonder--they become more than people or even legends... They become ideals. Ideals are bigger than ANY person, and we need them. They speak to what's best in us." -Captain America

"It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma or the kind which human ingenuity may not, by proper application resolve." -Edgar Allen Poe

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast." -Douglas Adams

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." -Douglas Adams

"I'm not much for public speaking, or much for speaking, or, come to think of it, much for the public. And I'm not very good at lying. So let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. If I had to do it all over again, I'd have started advanced placement classes in preschool so I could go from eighth grade straight to college. However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares, it doesn't have to suck quite as much. Otherwise, my advice is: stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong; remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked; the truth and a lie are not "sort of the same thing"; and there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria

"Your petitioners are Atheists and they define their lifestyle as follows. An Atheists loves himself and his fellow man instead of a god. An Atheist thinks that heaven is something for which we should work for now - here on earth- for all men together to enjoy. An Atheist accepts that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, subdue and enjoy it. An Atheist thinks that only in knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

"Therefore, he seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to 'know' a god. An Atheist knows that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist knows that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death.

"He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man. He wants an ethical way of life. He knows that we cannot rely on a god nor channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter. He knows that we are our brothers' keepers in that we are, first, keepers of our lives; that we are responsible persons, that the job is here and the time is now." - Madalyn Murray O'Hair

The ghost said, "Take off both your shoes/ Whatever chances you get/ Especially when they're wet."/ He also said,/ "Imagine you go away/ On a business trip one day/ And when you come back home,/ Your children have grown/ And you never made your wife moan,/ Your children have grown/ And you never made your wife moan."/ "And people make you nervous/ You'd think the world is ending,/ And everybody's features have somehow started blending/ And everything is plastic,/ And everyone's sarcastic,/ And all your food is frozen,/ It needs to be defrosted."/ "You'd think the world was ending,/ You'd think the world was ending,/ You'd think the world was ending right now./ You'd think the world was ending,/ You'd think the world was ending,/ You'd think the world was ending right now."/ "Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee,/ And never ever watch the ten o'clock news,/ Maybe you should kiss someone nice,/ Or lick a rock,/ Or both."/ "Maybe you should cut your own hair/ 'Cause that can be so funny/ It doesn't cost any money/ And it always grows back/ Hair grows even after you're dead"/ "And people are just people,/ They shouldn't make you nervous./ The world is everlasting,/ It's coming and it's going./ If you don't toss your plastic,/ The streets won't be so plastic./ And if you kiss somebody,/ Then both of you'll get practice."/ "The world is everlasting/ Put dirtballs in your pocket,/ Put dirtballs in your pocket,/ And take off both your shoes./ 'Cause people are just people,/ People are just people,/ People are just people like you./ People are just people,/ People are just people,/ People are just people like you." ~Regina Spektor, "The Ghost of Corporate Future"

"The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." -John Stuart Mill

"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant." -John Stuart Mill
Groups: Mountain View HSDreamstalker Films VolunteersBlack Shard StudiosBarro's Pizza for PresidentAtlas ShruggedAyn Rand FansThe OfficiaL Fan CLub oF JameS EpLey!The Cone Zone

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     Spider Mattheson's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Boston, MA
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Education:Some college
Occupation:IT
Income:Less than $30,000

   Spider Mattheson's Schools
Mountain View High School
Mesa,Arizona
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Speech & Debate

Model UN
 

2002 to 2005

   Spider Mattheson's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Comedy, poetry, political commentary, satire, comedy, philosophy, some more comedy...

   Spider Mattheson's Companies
United States Navy
Chinhae, Gyeongsangnam KR
ITSN
NCD

April 24, 2006-May 11, 2007
United States Navy
Misawa, Aomori US
IT2

August 1, 2007-August 28, 2010



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About me:
There is ample opportunity to piece together what kind of person I am on the internet.
Facebook
LiveJournal
Don't Tread On Me - Mostly the same as my LJ
FictionPress - Stories and poems. Occasionally updated
deviantART - Rarely updated
Last.fm - Some players that I use don't have a plug-in for last.fm, so charts are not accurate.
Zaadz - I don't know why I have this.

Thought of the moment:
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Think rationally.

Transmetropolitan

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"Hello, dear lady. A lovely evening is it not? Forgive me for intruding. Perhaps you were intending to take a stroll. Perhaps you were merely enjoying the view. No matter. I thought it was time we had a little chat, you and I.

Ahh, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice this is V. V this is Madam Justice. Hello, Madam Justice. 'Good evening, V.'

There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking. 'The poor boy has a crush on me... an adolescent infatuation.' I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all.

I've long admired you, albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, 'Who is that lady?' And he'd say, 'That's Madam Justice.' And I'd say, 'Isnt she pretty.'

Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal. That was a long time ago. I'm afraid there's someone else now.

'What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!'

I, madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms! Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

'Uniform? Why, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one'

Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots! Well! Cat got your tongue!

Very well. So you stand revealed at last. You are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another. Well, two can play at that game.

'Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?'

Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did. She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know.

So goodbye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman that I once loved. Here is a final gift. I leave it at your feet."


You are a

Social Liberal
(88% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(88% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Anarchist




Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Who I'd like to meet:
God. Not any time soon, of course. It's just on my "to do" list for 7-8 decades from now.

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Scott

Scott moss



Aug 10 2009 12:56 AM

Happy Birthday Matt, I hope that everything is going good for you and i will see you soon, well take care of your self and have fun today.
Furhman

Christopher Manning



Jul 6 2009 3:50 PM

spidermatt, sup dude!?
♥HM3♥

RAchel VIgIl



May 6 2009 8:10 AM

thank you. its alright... i miss freedom but the ppl are cool.
t.younksツ

t.younksツ



Feb 25 2009 1:00 AM

Haha... true enough.
How is life... and what country are you in these days?
Tim

Tim



Feb 14 2009 3:06 AM


Acting job in Japan, you say...?
what goes down gets better with viagra

coby Akeo-roberts



Jan 12 2009 12:07 PM

look at the new pimp in town...
Patti lives to fish and fishes to live...

Patricia Haldane Bondor



Dec 24 2008 8:43 PM

Merry Christmas, nephew! We're so glad you get to be home for the holidays this year. We're having moose and mousse and mousse and mousse and mousse and mousse and mousse and mousse for dinner tomorrow. Mmmm.... almost time for Santa! Love you ~
Aunt Patti & Uncle Andy
t.younksツ

t.younksツ



Dec 10 2008 3:21 AM

haha... you can smack talk the coast guard all you want... not a problem with me.

They are giving me free room/board and breakfast-lunch-dinner, while letting me plan MWR activities. Pretty sweet internship compared to most of my friends.
what goes down gets better with viagra

coby Akeo-roberts



Dec 5 2008 9:43 PM

no i wasn't engaged on the ship, this was... idk, but its fun. NO, im not pregnant... and what has vitamin C been up to? i haven't heard anything about her recently. Its a good thing for me, but i don't know about for you. God forbid you have to settle for watching the 'smile' video on repeat, lest you have a mental break down from the audial torture of it all.
what goes down gets better with viagra

coby Akeo-roberts



Nov 18 2008 8:36 AM

I miss you... I finally decided to get out of the dark ages and be a real IT... so i have internet at my house now. im getting married soon, so i think that means im going to get fat and ugly. im not sure yet. anywho, drop me a line.
you make me smile =)
Serena

Serena Laney



Nov 3 2008 5:07 PM

I'm doing well, thanks :).
and yeah, I didn't mean to make waves in the political/ideological pool. that was meant for someone specific.

where are you now? i can't keep up with you/anyone from high school.
Serena

Serena Laney



Nov 3 2008 1:23 AM

haha, yeah i can understand that view point..
but i didn't mean to sound so general about my statement.
hope you're doing well.
chrisBee

Christopher Brennan



Nov 2 2008 9:36 AM

This is the coolest video I have ever seen. I hope they make this an xgame sport.

Jarkoer

John Koerner



Oct 12 2008 10:32 PM

Heya, buddy! Check out the ASG message board. We gotta get the band back together again.
t.younksツ

t.younksツ



Sep 26 2008 5:49 AM

...whatever navy boy.
You know I love you all...
You're the ones keeping us safe! =)
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Sep 24 2008 5:47 AM

No matter what happens, we always come back to each other.
We're due for another meat buffet.
Live Wire

Amy Pahl



Sep 20 2008 2:27 PM

Hahaha I loved when Ghost Riding the Whip goes wrong!! How are u doin? Im finbally back in the States- yay!
Divorced Glen

Divorced Glen



Aug 30 2008 8:06 PM

ooo it was a marvelous wonderful adventure. that sounds like a pretty bad ass birthday. not too many people get to spend their birthday at a tokyo festival.
was it all foreign music and singing? id be very intersted in some of the things you got to hear
Divorced Glen

Divorced Glen



Aug 25 2008 1:07 PM

this is late....but i have excuses cause i didn't have internet access, and well it would take a lot of research and effort to call japan. and as much as i love you enough to do that recert and effort to call japan i didnt. because. i had no phone either. but. now. i have come. to say happy birthday. i know its late and i know i'v been lazy. but. i hope you had a wonderful day and i hope you celebrated the japanese way, whatever that way be.
Scott

Scott moss



Aug 9 2008 7:51 PM

Happy Birthday brother well i hope your doing good and be safe keep in touch
Shawn

Shawn Haldane



Aug 9 2008 11:10 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I hope you have a wonderful day.
Jackie

Jackie



Aug 9 2008 1:32 AM

happy birthday you old fart
Patti lives to fish and fishes to live...

Patricia Haldane Bondor



Aug 8 2008 9:40 PM

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear Matthew! Happy Birthday to you! You're probably off to the music festival already, but I wanted to say hi and I hope it's great. Love you!
Aunt Patti
Patti lives to fish and fishes to live...

Patricia Haldane Bondor



Aug 4 2008 9:33 AM

I checked out that website. It looks like a pretty amazing festival. Have a blast! I'm sure you will...
Patti lives to fish and fishes to live...

Patricia Haldane Bondor



Aug 3 2008 9:30 AM

Got big plans for Saturday? Wow. 22 - that means I'll be celebrating my 22nd anniversary in November! I'm pretty sure you were the littlest one at the wedding. Now look at you. They ask about you at our church often. How is everything? Give our best to all the brave sailors.
Love,
Aunt Patti
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