Stacy Silver is:

• - An enigma to most, and understood by a very select few (not including herself).
• - She doesn't play hard to get. She is hard to get.
• - She hates getting her picture taken... if she's not allowed to make a funny face.
• - She is much too sarcastic and silly for her own good.
• - She can't turn left. She's not an ambiturner.
• - A procrastinator in its every viable definition (which is why she will be finishing this section at another time, lol).
• I Live: for having fun, laying in the sun, being silly, ruining people's pictures by making funny faces, and beer pong.
• I Work: hard for the money.
• I Talk: in a secret language only a select few native Martians would be able to comprehend.
• I Wish: they made laundry bags with backpack straps on them.
• I Enjoy: your mom with a large helping of mayonnaise.
• I Look: at little kids.
• I Find: little kids at the park down the street because it's where they usually hang out after school lets out as they wait for their parents to come get them.
• I Smell: like a flower.
• I Hide: from my imaginary friends.
• I Pray: to the Porcelain God if I have too much vodka and Red Bulls.
• I Walk: No, I don't. I'm too lazy to walk anywhere. I drive down to the end of the driveway to get the mail everyday.
• I Write: surprisingly well for someone who has nothing to write about.
• I See: through people, and am a keen observer of hidden behavior that is invisible to the naked eye.
• I Sing: along with the voices in my head.
• I Can: sleep standing up (I wish!)
• I Watch: animal and midget if I see them.
• I Yearn: for a mean cup of Chef Boyardee.
• I Daydream: about my pillow after a long day.
• I Want: to meet new people and make lots of friends.
• I Cry: because it's the cool thing to do.
• I Read: silly romantic novels cause I'm a romantic!.
• I Love: laying out in the sun.
• I Sometimes: like to sing in the shower.
• I Hurt: I don't like to hurt anything!
• I Fear: dying alone.
• I Hope: to aspire to something worth aspiring to.
• I Break: absolutely everything I get my hands on.
• I Eat: the most horrible foods and will most likely suffer a heart attack by the time I am 30.
• I Quit: rehab because rehab is for quitters jk.
• I Bathe: every week whether I need it or not!
• I Drink: Red Bulls and Vodka byatches!
• I Stop: traffic when I go out. Probably because it's my day job to direct traffic at stoplights that aren't functioning properly. I'm serious.
• I Save: little kids who... are in need of saving.
• I Hug: everything and everyone.
• I am in: my own little world - all the damn time.
• I Play: your mom like a piano.
• I Miss: when you were little and never felt like crap.
• I Hold: grudges like it's nobody's business.
• I Forgive: not easily.
• I Drive: people insane.
• I Learn: nothing from my mistakes.
• I Have: too much to do and not enough time (but I'm trying to show more love here at MySpace and my other sites!)
• I Don't: joke around.
• I Made: love to your mom.
• I Kiss: like we're in a movie.
• I Believe: that everything happens for a reason.
• I Wait: impatiently because waiting for anything sucks.
• I Need: another cup of coffee.
• I Feel: sweepy cause I just got up!
• I Know: a lot more than people give me credit for.
• I Wonder: how we came to exist.

I am: Stacy Silver! Say hi, don't be shy!