Static Age Records
"Our Bathroom Is Your Playground!"

Male
35 years old
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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    Static Age Records's Interests
GeneralTurning people on to what they didn't know they loved. What?
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BooksWire and Arthur magazines.
HeroesRonnie Graham.

     Static Age Records's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Asheville, NC
Body type:8' 11" / Some extra baggage
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Bestower of Musical Sundries

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Music - Marketing - Merchandising
This is the coolest record store in Western North Carolina. What more do you need?

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   Static Age Records's Blurbs
About me:
Static Age Records is part of the very scenic downtown of Asheville, NC. Here you can enjoy the exquisite sights of brown buildings; grey buildings; weird bronze statues; cigarette butts; strange "splashes" in the middle of the road, and many, many dogs! Also, commune with our local color. Receive a friendly, "What the hell are you looking at yuppie/hippy/creep/tourist." Or, a "Gimme a dollar!" People-watch folks more able-bodied than you waste away in the street! Then, step into our store...

We specialize in BELOW Top 200 sellers of all genres, we aim low 'cause that's where the good stuff is.

Inventory includes a modest, but excellent selection of new Vinyl, CDs, and DVDs; all the best Indie bands; Hip Hop; Electronic; Punk - Hardcore; a growing Experimental - Jazz - Noise - Psychedelic section; and, the largest Metal selection in Western North Carolina. Maybe the state.

If it's obscure, odd, quasi-popular, we either have it or we can get it.
Excellent prices and we will mail order anything ridiculously cheap!

Who I'd like to meet:

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Static Age Records has 1509 friends.
 andrea 


 DANNY REED 


 ahleuchatistas 


 teenage heart 


 JUST DIE! 


 christopher 


 Thomas Function 


 Hey Neighbor! 


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 Subramanium 


 Suttree 


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Jun 29 2008 10:02 PM

Thanx for the Add! We appreciate it! How are things in yer neck of the woods?
Mugician





Jun 29 2008 5:07 PM

Hi...thanks for the ADD! I really appreciate it! I hope you have an awesome week! :o)
tucker





Jun 29 2008 11:25 AM

LOVER! (feat. ex-members of the Reatards, Lost Sounds, Knaughty Knights, Black & Whites and Touring member of THE SPITS!!!)

July 2nd
@ the Admiral
w/ the Labiators

***Sorry this is so cheap, but Mister NO HTML CODES here!!!
Thank you kindly againg for your help Joel and I have a CD for you I'll get to you this week!!!
Chris





Jun 21 2008 8:14 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Matt Howard





Jun 21 2008 6:26 PM

Happy B-Day Static Age! May this be your greatest year so far.
^v^ Villia BloodDoll ^v^





Jun 21 2008 1:24 PM

Have a Kick Ass HaPpY BiRtHdAy!
Silber





Jun 21 2008 10:33 AM

Happy Birthday!
DEFLICTED





Jun 21 2008 10:02 AM

Happy birth day!!! You should celebrate by having DEFLICTED play!!
projectMAGS





Jun 21 2008 8:46 AM

happy birthday joel!
Queen SisterDiscordia





Jun 20 2008 6:42 AM

HAPPY YOU WOMB POPPIN DAY!~
WPVM





Jun 19 2008 4:46 AM

HAPPY B-DAY from WPVM!
~Dan~ieL~jon~San~





Jun 16 2008 9:51 PM

happy Birthday!
Snowflake





Jun 12 2008 8:33 AM

LET US PLAY YOUR STORE AGAIN!!!!!
King Tut





Jun 7 2008 1:48 PM

yo three new songs up hot damn
teegers





Jun 5 2008 6:00 PM

thanks for the new radio on your site
Action Friend





May 31 2008 3:38 PM

Thanks for the Add! We'll have to peruse your establishment if we ever find ourselves in Asheville.
AF08
Meghan Mulhearn





May 31 2008 1:32 PM

joel is great!
Sturgeon Hoof





May 30 2008 8:33 PM

Melted Men and Sturgeon Hoof
@ The Rocket Club June 4th
MOUNT DUNGEON





May 21 2008 7:35 PM

Friday, May 23rd @ The Grey Eagle!
Mount Dungeon presents:
A most glorious fundraising concert to benefit public access TV.

Featuring the exquisite talents of the following artists:
The Secret B-sides
The Mend
Jonathan Ammons & The Electric Ghost Collective

Door is $7, all proceeds go to URTV.

Asheville's public access television is YOUR television.
Son of Earth™





May 20 2008 3:40 AM

Nice!
Thanks for adding me!
BLACK MAGIC SIX





May 19 2008 11:27 PM

Nice job, Static Age Records! Greetings from Finland!
GrEen eYEd BAstArD





May 16 2008 10:39 PM

Hey bro... let me know when the next punk show is. I always have a blast at Stactic Age tm.
tHE POLES





May 5 2008 3:58 PM

We have a new song up. An un mixed unmastered version that will be on our full length due out by summers end.
Underground Unheard





Apr 17 2008 10:34 PM

Hey Static Age Records. Its White...I was just swinging through your part of myspace to say whats up. Grettle and I will be in soon to say hello!
Chaotic Underworld Recordings





Apr 17 2008 1:29 PM

Oxbow’s Eugene Robinson This Saturday!!
At the Hideaway. Johnson City TN
With: Pilgrimm, Panzer, & Mannequin Hollowcaust

Get in to it!!
Darpa





Apr 14 2008 8:37 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, Step right this way:
Come one come all to Darpa's first headlining show in Asheville!
Thursday April 17 at Emerald Lounge.
Discordian Society will be opening and then Darpa will be joined by TWO surprise guests along with the mindbending visuals of Projexorcism.

In other words:
Not just your average night out
Chaotic Underworld Recordings





Apr 8 2008 7:23 AM

April 10th
Johnson City, TN – The Hideaway
Capsule – (Robotic Empire)
Furnace – Spazz/Math/Metal from NH
Door 9pm
Local Band: TBA

Also April 10th
Asheville, NC
April 10th @ Gourmet Perks
Khann ( Metal Blade )
Panzer ( Chaotic Underworld )
10 PM!!!

Please come out!
andrea





Mar 26 2008 9:52 PM

we should go see "jesse's thing" this weekend
ahleuchatistas





Mar 25 2008 3:32 PM

Ahleuchatistas & Juan Prophet Organization, Wednesday @ Grey Eagle!
feels like home records(split CD/EP out now!!!)





Mar 22 2008 8:19 PM

thanks for the add!!
Tonberry





Mar 5 2008 5:21 PM

Tonberry at Joli Rouge Friday Night March 7th.

Come if you're 21+ or have a great fake.
King Tut





Mar 2 2008 2:19 PM

hey thanks a lot for caprying our cd in your store! we'll play a show any time you want us to. sounds like my roommate kurt dropped half his paycheck at your store too!

peace,
mark
the trucker pills





Feb 23 2008 3:53 PM

thanx for the add sir...check me...im pretty.
GaragePunk Podcast





Feb 4 2008 9:07 PM

The GaragePunk Hideout... now with more than 1,200 members! Are you one of them?


http://hideout.garagepunk.com
The Hellblinki Sextet





Jan 29 2008 2:11 PM

Howdy Friends,
Hellblinki performs
on Sunday Feb 3rd. at
Joli Rouge 130 College St. Asheville, NC 28801
with Zombie Bazooka Patrol (real zombies)
and the South French Broads...
Hope to see you there,
Yours,
A-
Meg





Jan 17 2008 11:56 AM

Tonight, Mount Dungeon on the big screen at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company. Clips from some of the 50 shows filmed so far. 9:30 p.m. At 11 pm. we will premier the new episode featuring Laura Reed and Deep Pocket
andrea





Jan 14 2008 9:47 PM

bull from night court isn't dead (thank god)
Brian Danielson





Jan 10 2008 2:37 PM

IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND!!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING INDIE MUSIC!!

BRIAN

P.S. CHECK OUT MY NEW TUNES AND DOWNLOAD THEM FOR FREE!!!!!
Chaotic Underworld Recordings





Jan 8 2008 8:51 PM

Panzer CD Release Show Jan 12th with U.S. Christmas and Generation of Vipers

Fahrenheit Studio
200 Commerce St (downtown JC, Across from Morrell Music)
Johnson City, TN
ALL AGES!!
8pm
$5
SEAnLOUIsDAIl





Jan 5 2008 9:55 AM

Hey Joel, so, what's new, what's good?
If you could just get back to me on that. I'd much have a Thank You, for you.
GrEen eYEd BAstArD