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About me:

About Me:
YES! Another one of these.. It's overdone, but deal with it anyway!
Hometown: I come from the land of arse. Occasionally after eating a Power Bar and slamming a Redbull I take a quick swim to Guam.
Messengers: None, I hate technology it's for wussies, it's so much easier to tie a note to a brick and throw it thru someone's window.
I'm here to: Find people to make friends & network with.
Favorite People: People who have a sense of humor and a working brain.
Favorite Radio Stations: Radio sucks.
Favorite Web Site: Too many to recant atm.
Favorite Books: All of them. But mostly pop up ones.
Favorite Films: The kitchy ones. Film noir, comedy, drama, action, horror all wrapped into one package is my trip.
Favorite TV Shows: Don't watch much TV buuuut when I have, "Heroes" is a good one, or I should say was, because it's just like "Lost" now. A long drawn out never-ending story or soap opera - senseless, hard to follow and without closure or an ENDING (did I mention that already?) I still like old skool TV series like "Twin Peaks", "X-Files", "Charmed", "Six Feet Under" etc. etc ad nauseum Right now I'm partial to "Dexter" on Showtime (only cable and premium channels are a rip off, really, that's why I'm a Netflix member) and everything else on TV is predictable & pales in comparison.... if you live in a cave or on a desert island maybe. Honestly, there are a few others worthy of mention that have slipped through the cracks of my overactive mind, so apologies if I've forgotten to mention any. But imo what TV needs is good writers who don't recycle the same old shit over and over again. Period. End of discussion. Oh that's right, I was ranting. Nevermind...
Orientation: Straight like as in Occasional Straight-Jacket Use Suggested. Z0mglulz!
Relationship Status: Married, taken, not looking, sorry. But send me your phone numbers anyway. They fetch a lot on eBay.
Zodiac Sign: Cancer, but I'm born pretty close to Gemini, and have certain Geminian qualities (was that a word?) I also have an Aquarius rising. I was born under a bad moon rising with a trined Uranus, Mercury, Saturn squared to the root of 140,000,000,010..doom is imminent. You must submit, resistance is futile. YEAH, whatever!
Want kids? Probably not. Still not sure. Maybe I'll have many, like an entire army of rug rats, to mold into little versions of myself to set upon the world. It's all part of my master plan.
Drink? Socially on occasion. It's a good occasion right now... "Hi, I'm drunk, who are you?"
Smoke? Rarely, unless I'm pissed then it comes out my ears. Oh and, mmmm, smoked ham...
Body type: I'm 4'5" tall and GROSSLY overweight, not just a little extra baggage. Yes, I'm Danny Devito. Not really, ignore all of the above. Am I lying? Maybe, but you'll never believe me if I was anyway.
Religion: Religion is the antithesis of equality & peace.
Ethnicity: I am a mutt.
Education: Self educated since 1901.
Schools: The one made of bricks. Just another brick in the wall.
Occupation: Some number at a mindless job spewing out drivel & producing mass quantities of mind pollution daily.
Companies: Corporate propaganda or endorsement is not my thang... but I do like the Pepsi.
Salary: Belly button fluff.
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