ϟ Static ϟ

www.myspace.com/staticspacemunky

Feelin' karazee..like an AstroNUT on the lunatic fringe!Mood: cooky/wacky cooky/wackyPosted at 9:41 PM May 14 view more

  • ϟ Static ϟ

  • 99 / Male
  • nom a Power Bar & take a quick swim to Guam , US
  • Last Login: 10/13/2009

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Interests

  • General


    Hi here's a few details- My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo! I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Phileas Fogg, by loosely based I mean I have no idea in hell who Phileas Fogg was. My other interests include- Converting O2 to CO2 Chewing my toenails Watching grass grow Artsy fartsy stuff Music Offbeat news Comedy Humor Funny stuff Rants Bizarre Insane Weird Randomness Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next Tossing midgets and more! y'know typical guy stuffs... I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes on. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. ? Don't end up with stupid!

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    Static is currently writing his memoirs from The Land of Arse, RI USA

    Contact Static: x.static.one[at]gmail [dot] com
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    I am also a creator of amateur video!
    By amateur I mean "shit". Like this...

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  • Music


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  • Books

    Some of my favorite writers and artists:
    H.P. Lovecraft
    Edgar Allan Poe
    William S. Burroughs
    Jack Kerouac
    Black Elk
    Samuel Taylor Coleridge
    Franz Kafka
    Aldous Huxley
    Herman Hesse
    Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    Mark Twain
    Carlos Castaneda
    Neil Gaiman
    C.S. Lewis
    H.G. Wells
    Kahlil Gibran
    Deepak Chopra
    Mark Twain
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Langston Hughes
    Maurice Sendak
    HR Giger
    Larry Carlson
    Alex Grey
    Cam de Leon
    JK Potter
    Jerry Uelsmann
    Boris Vallejo
    MC Escher
    Egon Schiele
    Marcel Duchamp
    Salvador Dali
    El Greco
    Marcel Duchamp
    Pablo Picasso
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Networking

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 9" / More to love!
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Blurbs

About me:

About Me:
YES! Another one of these.. It's overdone, but deal with it anyway!
Hometown: I come from the land of arse. Occasionally after eating a Power Bar and slamming a Redbull I take a quick swim to Guam.
Messengers: None, I hate technology it's for wussies, it's so much easier to tie a note to a brick and throw it thru someone's window.
I'm here to: Find people to make friends & network with.
Favorite People: People who have a sense of humor and a working brain.
Favorite Radio Stations: Radio sucks.
Favorite Web Site: Too many to recant atm.
Favorite Books: All of them. But mostly pop up ones.
Favorite Films: The kitchy ones. Film noir, comedy, drama, action, horror all wrapped into one package is my trip.
Favorite TV Shows: Don't watch much TV buuuut when I have, "Heroes" is a good one, or I should say was, because it's just like "Lost" now. A long drawn out never-ending story or soap opera - senseless, hard to follow and without closure or an ENDING (did I mention that already?) I still like old skool TV series like "Twin Peaks", "X-Files", "Charmed", "Six Feet Under" etc. etc ad nauseum Right now I'm partial to "Dexter" on Showtime (only cable and premium channels are a rip off, really, that's why I'm a Netflix member) and everything else on TV is predictable & pales in comparison.... if you live in a cave or on a desert island maybe. Honestly, there are a few others worthy of mention that have slipped through the cracks of my overactive mind, so apologies if I've forgotten to mention any. But imo what TV needs is good writers who don't recycle the same old shit over and over again. Period. End of discussion. Oh that's right, I was ranting. Nevermind...
Orientation: Straight like as in Occasional Straight-Jacket Use Suggested. Z0mglulz!
Relationship Status: Married, taken, not looking, sorry. But send me your phone numbers anyway. They fetch a lot on eBay.
Zodiac Sign: Cancer, but I'm born pretty close to Gemini, and have certain Geminian qualities (was that a word?) I also have an Aquarius rising. I was born under a bad moon rising with a trined Uranus, Mercury, Saturn squared to the root of 140,000,000,010..doom is imminent. You must submit, resistance is futile. YEAH, whatever!
Want kids? Probably not. Still not sure. Maybe I'll have many, like an entire army of rug rats, to mold into little versions of myself to set upon the world. It's all part of my master plan.
Drink? Socially on occasion. It's a good occasion right now... "Hi, I'm drunk, who are you?"
Smoke? Rarely, unless I'm pissed then it comes out my ears. Oh and, mmmm, smoked ham...
Body type: I'm 4'5" tall and GROSSLY overweight, not just a little extra baggage. Yes, I'm Danny Devito. Not really, ignore all of the above. Am I lying? Maybe, but you'll never believe me if I was anyway.
Religion: Religion is the antithesis of equality & peace.
Ethnicity: I am a mutt.
Education: Self educated since 1901.
Schools: The one made of bricks. Just another brick in the wall.
Occupation: Some number at a mindless job spewing out drivel & producing mass quantities of mind pollution daily.
Companies: Corporate propaganda or endorsement is not my thang... but I do like the Pepsi.
Salary: Belly button fluff.
Durka, durka, durka...

Who I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like to Meet:

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Mahandas K. Gandhi

"We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves." -Dalai Lama

"Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'" -Kahlil Gibran

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." -Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." -Jack Handy on SNL's Deep Thoughts

You, sexy beotch. =D

Comments

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  • Sep 7 2009 1:21 AM

  • Sep 6 2009 2:17 AM

    some bizzare
  • Sep 6 2009 2:16 AM

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    Hey ~Static~,
    I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
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  • Jun 23 2009 1:27 PM

    That's hot, can I shuck your corn?
  • Jun 21 2009 2:14 PM

    IN MEMORY OF YOUR DAD ..........HAPPY FATHERS DAY !!!!!!
  • Jun 7 2009 11:22 PM

    Looking Sexy as usual
  • Jun 5 2009 1:48 AM

    I am dead in here, I am marcelino guerrero on Facebook!
  • May 9 2009 3:28 PM

    RetroKimmer
  • Apr 23 2009 10:20 PM

    HEy StaaaticcccI love that Icon so much!
  • Apr 22 2009 12:51 AM

    Dude! That bit about not going to confession in a while was totally crackin me up! Must be like a gift for you, eh?!?! How DO you come up with them?
  • Apr 17 2009 3:09 AM

    Staaaaaatic! Hya Hya!
  • Mar 24 2009 2:14 PM

    Hi!

    Just letting you know that i have a private page.

    If you want to be a part of it, have a read on my profile to find out how you can get to it :)

    Wishing you well.


    ~J.

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    P.S. If you are already on my private page.

    Please disregard this message.
  • Mar 24 2009 12:22 AM

    Hello,
    Wishing you a wonderful week!
    Fantasy Myspace Comments

    Julia :-)
  • Mar 23 2009 9:32 PM

    ~Static!. —Jfay, of course, sends her personal greetings. --As for me, I can’t tell you how delighted I am to have you join in, rather than be left behind. — W.
    Maltese, the chronicler of …




  • Mar 23 2009 5:09 AM

    Hello Static!! Very happy to have you as a friend here on Flicker! Keep up the funny my friend! Jfay xxoo
  • Mar 20 2009 1:40 AM

    Hey!
    Yeah.. It's been a while :)
    How have you been?
    Things are pretty cool here :) Taking a short break.. from music that is.
    I'll be back in the real world by spring :)
    Nice of you to drop by :)

    ttys.


    ~J.
  • Mar 18 2009 5:41 PM

    Hey, man...how are you? What have you been up to?
  • Mar 16 2009 9:14 PM

    sadly i am netflix deprived and ignorant (what is it), but i will look up this phenominal sounding b-moive on watch-movies-links. net or some similar domain... cheers for the hint :D

    ps sea of love is awesome and we MUST be psychicly linked lol
  • Mar 16 2009 5:55 AM

    You are quite welcome my very fun new friend! I've signed on to follow your blog -- it's a blast! All the best to you! Jfay
  • Mar 16 2009 5:20 AM

    thank you
    Photobucket
    drop in
  • Mar 14 2009 8:25 PM

    Amazon Women On The Moon...?!!!!!! that just sounds too exciting to miss!! :D
  • Mar 10 2009 4:48 PM

    yeah, i'm about the same...peachy
    (makes me want to eat a peach)

    your profile pic makes me dizzy lol but its very cool! :D
  • Mar 8 2009 11:52 AM

    hey Static!

    how are you ?

    Sara
  • Feb 28 2009 9:19 PM

    Must be the magic mushrooms in the sandwich.......lol
  • Feb 27 2009 1:42 PM

    Welcome to THE MEDICATION AGE.