Stee
"I'm Going To Meet Tons Of New People Now!!!"

Male
36 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Stee

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/steedoggydogg  

    Stee's Interests
GeneralBeverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.
MusicThe farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.
Movies8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.

Also, stuff I'm in:

TelevisionI have a 1988 black and white SONY Watchman hooked up to a TiVo and the DISH Network. I know, I know, overkill, but I love my stories.
BooksThe Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.
HeroesAnita Baker. Jim Belushi. Linkin Park. Your Mom.

     Stee's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Berkeley, CA
Body type:6' 2" / More to love!
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer. Wealthy Gadabout.
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Stee's Schools
New York University
New York, NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Acting
Minor: Budweiser!! HAAAA!
 

1990 to 1994
Berkeley High
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1986 to 1990

   Stee's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Screenwriter
Many screenplays. Many television shows.

   Stee's Companies
Film Pigs dot com
Los Angeles, US
writer/performer
sketch comedy

4eva!!! whoo!!!



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Stee's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

New Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog: "The Incredible Hulk"!  (view more)

New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary: "Bratz"!  (view more)

Film Pigs Movie Review 25: “Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull."  (view more)

New Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog: "Harold And Kumar 2"!  (view more)

New Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog: "The Forbidden Kingdom"!  (view more)

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   Stee's Blurbs
About me:
I'm sort of like all of the girls in Sex And The City rolled into one: I'm like Carrie because she was optimistic about love but with a dash of world-weary cynicism, plus she used a Mac. :) I'm like Charlotte, because I too think people are far too crass most of the time. I'm like Samantha, how she was a whore. I'm like the lesbian one because she too secretly liked pussy. I'm like Chandler, because he hides his pain with jokes. I'm like Johnny Drama, because I too have a little brother who has eclipsed my acting career. I'm like Tootie because I can always be found on rollerskates, and because I'm the black one. And I'm like Estelle Getty, because no one has heard from me in years and I'm most likely very near death.

Plaintive Wail dot com / Film Pigs dot com / AIM - steedoggydogg

Who I'd like to meet:
Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.

   Stee's Friend Space (Top 16)
Stee has 312 friends.
 Film Pigs 


 God, Inc. 


 Sludgie 


 Adam 


 Daniel 


 Rebecca 


 Sara Rocks 


 franks bitch 


 Mandy 


 the Long Winters 


 Kimmi 


 Tess 


 Hatebeak 


 Popcornjack 


 Blynch 


 Gabe 





Stee's Friends Comments
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The Hive





Jul 1 2008 4:58 PM

The Hives July 2008 Featured show and performances
Just Bret





May 22 2008 2:14 PM

Hey Stee, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Maren Morgan





Apr 26 2008 6:29 AM

Happy Birthday, you anciently old writer-dude.
Taurus people rule!
Stuck in the 80s





Apr 25 2008 10:47 PM

Keith





Apr 25 2008 1:25 PM

To you on your birthday kid.

HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY!

Seeing as you have lucked out and can party on your birthday I hope it's legendary.
VIΞRØ®





Apr 24 2008 11:19 PM

HAPPY B DAY STEE.
LONG LIVE THE FILM PIGS!
CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS
That One Guy





Apr 24 2008 8:02 PM

I have to now retract my last statement and say that Stee is my ONLY friend in LA that has donated to my firstgiving site for the Humane Society of Indianapolis. I believe he DOES have a heart and I love his heart! Plus he wished me a happy belated birthday and apparentely also has a fondness for my cock! ;) I love you Stee. See you soon...
Dennis





Apr 24 2008 7:53 PM

Happy Birthday!
Nellymom





Apr 24 2008 2:47 PM


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Have a great day tomorrow.
That One Guy





Apr 24 2008 7:09 AM

Happy birthday bitchass! I know you didn't send me wishes last week for my birthday, which further proves I'm just more thoughtful than you...and more humble.
JPM





Apr 22 2008 12:37 PM

Hey, happy early birthday!
Robert Rummel-Hudson





Apr 22 2008 8:39 AM

Happy (early) birthday, yo!
♠ J ♣





Apr 12 2008 1:38 AM

Hi
Thought u might like this website name http://www. 80stees. com/
:)
Amusingly Allison





Apr 5 2008 12:38 AM

im digging the new site.
paula





Mar 11 2008 7:14 PM

pugs rule. so do you. thanks a million for sending CW...i absolutely adore that piece.

kisses,
paula
Secretly Stephie





Feb 29 2008 7:10 PM

Same here: "we watched THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM! AGH!"
Doug Schwarz Photography





Feb 24 2008 7:46 PM

dude i couldnt help but laugh and think of the film pigs review when bourne ultimatum just won best film editing lol
Doug Schwarz Photography





Feb 18 2008 10:45 PM

congrats on the strike being over...right? lol i may be headed back to LA in a month or two, maybe thats a little more notice than last times...what was it three days i gave you? ;-)
Mimi Vinyl





Feb 13 2008 2:00 PM

Stee come see!

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Doug Schwarz Photography





Feb 6 2008 12:16 AM

dude thanks for the site info, and im really glad to see film pigs picking up the reviews from what started to seem like a hiatus. rambo was AWESOME, and....well i really like cloverfield but its ok that you guys hate it. lol.
Doug Schwarz Photography





Jan 31 2008 10:12 PM

my dear inspiring friend, i loved the latest film pigs review and it makes me wish even more that one day i might be able to do one with you guys. what im sure EVERYONE is REALLY wondering is...WILL STEPHEN FALK BE PARTICIPATING IN THE TACO BELL SLOGAN CONTEST?!?!?!?!?
That One Guy





Jan 28 2008 5:57 PM

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Amusingly Allison





Jan 11 2008 5:43 PM

So you have triangle cabinets... good for you.

( i listened to the entire thing in the car)
Stuck in the 80s





Jan 1 2008 1:42 PM

Emily





Nov 25 2007 9:27 PM

what kind of post-quiz hijinx should we get into this week? you are going to be back by monday night, right? because if not...well, that would be sad. but then we might have a chance at winning.
Amusingly Allison





Nov 5 2007 7:15 AM

good luck with the strike. I hope that it doesnt last too long asn you get everything you guys want.
Laura Lynn





Sep 10 2007 10:30 PM

How u b?
Kimmi





Aug 26 2007 10:15 AM

Cheers!
Laura Lynn





Aug 22 2007 8:34 PM

Nice fat cat. Kinda looks like my Toonces (check him out in my pics) after he finally weighs "too much"
Jo Anne Ware


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Aug 22 2007 10:13 AM

Damn I like that fat cat. Oh and you. I guess I hope you are doing well, too.
JPM





Aug 18 2007 12:00 PM

Just wanted to say that you were hilarious at the wedding, your speech about Frank was some funny shit lol.

-jpm
Mira Jean





Aug 18 2007 7:58 AM

I love that f'n cat. I only like ginormous fat cats. I don't like the athletic skinny ones.
Popcornjack





Aug 10 2007 8:57 AM

Dude, that cat is huge. Like, genetic freak huge. Like, feed a family of six for a month huge. Like, get a deduction on your taxes huge. Like, I expect it to be able to speak and do simple arithmatic huge. Like, I'd be afraid to be in the same room with it huge. Like, huge.
Secretly Stephie





Aug 8 2007 7:54 PM

That picture is priceless. I'm glad that cat is going to meet tons of cool people now.

Also, Buttleman rocks!
Blynch





Jul 31 2007 8:45 PM

I say we spend the day going to garage sales and Half Price Books and buying every copy of Tuesdays With Morrie that we see. Then we cover the books with explosives and one tapioca pudding cup. BOOM. Fuck a tapioca.
Blynch





Jul 29 2007 2:56 AM

We should go and blow something up sometime soon. Just sayin.
Amusingly Allison





Jul 18 2007 10:31 PM

Congrats on GOD INC being picked up! Now I'm gonna have to get one of them fancy cable doohikeys.