Beverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.
Music
The farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.
Movies
8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.
Also, stuff I'm in:
Television
I have a 1988 black and white SONY Watchman hooked up to a TiVo and the DISH Network. I know, I know, overkill, but I love my stories.
Books
The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.
Heroes
Anita Baker. Jim Belushi. Linkin Park. Your Mom.
Stee's Details
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Berkeley, CA
Body type:
6' 2" / More to love!
Religion:
Taoist
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Writer. Wealthy Gadabout.
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Stee's Schools
New York University
New York, NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Acting
Minor: Budweiser!! HAAAA!
1990 to 1994
Berkeley High
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: I'm sort of like all of the girls in Sex And The City rolled into one: I'm like Carrie because she was optimistic about love but with a dash of world-weary cynicism, plus she used a Mac. :) I'm like Charlotte, because I too think people are far too crass most of the time. I'm like Samantha, how she was a whore. I'm like the lesbian one because she too secretly liked pussy. I'm like Chandler, because he hides his pain with jokes. I'm like Johnny Drama, because I too have a little brother who has eclipsed my acting career. I'm like Tootie because I can always be found on rollerskates, and because I'm the black one. And I'm like Estelle Getty, because no one has heard from me in years and I'm most likely very near death.
Who I'd like to meet: Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.
"By all intents & purposes I shouldn't be here. I should be a forlorn figment of nobody's imagination; the impossible secret dream of my mother's troubled heart. By all outward appearances I should have been swimmin' in the load she swallowed; swirling about in that milky glob that flew in her eye. I should have been the one who always got away. If the devil did care, he would have assigned me to a permanent post in the realm of sweet possibility. But did any of this honkey tonk bullshit happen? Noooooooooooooo. That would have been way too fucking easy for everybody. Instead, by the apparent (miraculous) intervention of unseen forces, what began as an innocuous nipping of the nuggets would become the baddest little bitch who could."
'her tumor had a heart of glass' by paula m. stinson
I have to now retract my last statement and say that Stee is my ONLY friend in LA that has donated to my firstgiving site for the Humane Society of Indianapolis. I believe he DOES have a heart and I love his heart! Plus he wished me a happy belated birthday and apparentely also has a fondness for my cock! ;) I love you Stee. See you soon...
Happy birthday bitchass! I know you didn't send me wishes last week for my birthday, which further proves I'm just more thoughtful than you...and more humble.
congrats on the strike being over...right? lol i may be headed back to LA in a month or two, maybe thats a little more notice than last times...what was it three days i gave you? ;-)
dude thanks for the site info, and im really glad to see film pigs picking up the reviews from what started to seem like a hiatus. rambo was AWESOME, and....well i really like cloverfield but its ok that you guys hate it. lol.
my dear inspiring friend, i loved the latest film pigs review and it makes me wish even more that one day i might be able to do one with you guys. what im sure EVERYONE is REALLY wondering is...WILL STEPHEN FALK BE PARTICIPATING IN THE TACO BELL SLOGAN CONTEST?!?!?!?!?
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
