GeneralBeverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.
MusicThe farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.
Movies8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.
Also, stuff I'm in:
BooksThe Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.
HeroesAnita Baker. Jim Belushi. Linkin Park. Your Mom.
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About me:I'm sort of like all of the girls in Sex And The City rolled into one: I'm like Carrie because she was optimistic about love but with a dash of world-weary cynicism, plus she used a Mac. :) I'm like Charlotte, because I too think people are far too crass most of the time. I'm like Samantha, how she was a whore. I'm like the lesbian one because she too secretly liked pussy. I'm like Chandler, because he hides his pain with jokes. I'm like Johnny Drama, because I too have a little brother who has eclipsed my acting career. I'm like Tootie because I can always be found on rollerskates, and because I'm the black one. And I'm like Estelle Getty, because no one has heard from me in years and I'm most likely very near death.
Who I'd like to meet:Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.
- Status: Married
- Hometown: Berkeley, CA
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 6' 2" / More to love!
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Drink: Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Writer. Wealthy Gadabout.
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
New York University
1990 to 1994
- New York, NY
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Acting
- Minor: Budweiser!! HAAAA!
1986 to 1990
- Graduated: 1990
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
Film Pigs dot com
- Los Angeles, US