Beverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.
Music
The farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.
Movies
8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.
Also, stuff I'm in:
Television
I have a 1988 black and white SONY Watchman hooked up to a TiVo and the DISH Network. I know, I know, overkill, but I love my stories.
Books
The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.
About me: I'm sort of like all of the girls in Sex And The City rolled into one: I'm like Carrie because she was optimistic about love but with a dash of world-weary cynicism, plus she used a Mac. :) I'm like Charlotte, because I too think people are far too crass most of the time. I'm like Samantha, how she was a whore. I'm like the lesbian one because she too secretly liked pussy. I'm like Chandler, because he hides his pain with jokes. I'm like Johnny Drama, because I too have a little brother who has eclipsed my acting career. I'm like Tootie because I can always be found on rollerskates, and because I'm the black one. And I'm like Estelle Getty, because no one has heard from me in years and I'm most likely very near death.
Who I'd like to meet: Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.
I have to now retract my last statement and say that Stee is my ONLY friend in LA that has donated to my firstgiving site for the Humane Society of Indianapolis. I believe he DOES have a heart and I love his heart! Plus he wished me a happy belated birthday and apparentely also has a fondness for my cock! ;) I love you Stee. See you soon...
Happy birthday bitchass! I know you didn't send me wishes last week for my birthday, which further proves I'm just more thoughtful than you...and more humble.
congrats on the strike being over...right? lol i may be headed back to LA in a month or two, maybe thats a little more notice than last times...what was it three days i gave you? ;-)
dude thanks for the site info, and im really glad to see film pigs picking up the reviews from what started to seem like a hiatus. rambo was AWESOME, and....well i really like cloverfield but its ok that you guys hate it. lol.
my dear inspiring friend, i loved the latest film pigs review and it makes me wish even more that one day i might be able to do one with you guys. what im sure EVERYONE is REALLY wondering is...WILL STEPHEN FALK BE PARTICIPATING IN THE TACO BELL SLOGAN CONTEST?!?!?!?!?
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
what kind of post-quiz hijinx should we get into this week? you are going to be back by monday night, right? because if not...well, that would be sad. but then we might have a chance at winning.
Dude, that cat is huge. Like, genetic freak huge. Like, feed a family of six for a month huge. Like, get a deduction on your taxes huge. Like, I expect it to be able to speak and do simple arithmatic huge. Like, I'd be afraid to be in the same room with it huge. Like, huge.
I say we spend the day going to garage sales and Half Price Books and buying every copy of Tuesdays With Morrie that we see. Then we cover the books with explosives and one tapioca pudding cup. BOOM. Fuck a tapioca.
