I took up knitting in 2006. In an obsessive way. I knit a lot. Masturbating this much would be considered a criminal act. It's pathological.
I also like: Annoying my cat, watching The Ppl's Court, making hors d'oeurves, hugging baby animals, contemplating complex algorithms and yodeling.
Oh, and I take pictures and make stuff.
Music
Movies
Amelie, 40 Year Old Virgin, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Dirty Dancing, Legally Blond, Walk the Line, Election (I have a serious Reese Witherspoon obsession) Grease, The Sound of Music, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Grosse Pointe Blank, Shopgirl, Thank You For Smoking, Transamerica, Amores Perros, My Own Private Idaho, St. Ralph, Brokeback Mountain, Secretary, Donnie Darko, Run Lola Run, Dodgeball, Old School, Cider House Rules, Pink Flamingos, Pan's Labyrinth, Mean Girls, Pick Up Artist, Hairspray, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Moulin Rouge, Whale Rider, Monster's Ball, American Splendor, Office Space, Frida, Borat, Say Anything, Bend it Like Beckham, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Breakfast Club, Secretary, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Science of Sleep, all those horrible teen movies they show on basic cable... clearly I do not live in reality watching this many movies.
Television
My Name is Earl, The Office, Six Feet Under, Law & Order, Extras, America's Top Chef, The Sopranos, The People's Court, Dexter, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Drake & Josh
Books
it would be futile to even attempt a list... Suffice it to say that I'm nerdy and bookish. I love books like I love air.
About me: I'm a writer, training consultant, artist and all around lazy ass.
The cult of myspace makes me feel important. Especially when I get all those random friend requests from faux people.
My goal is one day to be famous. As in having a wiki about me that I didn't have to write myself. I work on this effort harder some days than others.
In the meantime, refrain from stalking me.
Who I'd like to meet: Other humans. Who agree with me.
Stephanie, I read what happened. I'm so very sorry for your loss. I remember about a year ago when you were here to visit you were going to try and check up on him. But, we never had a chance. :( I'm so sorry. (((hugs))) Love you!
Hey! Thanks for adding me! :-) I was just thinking about you the other day because I've been going down 30 and through Reisterstown in the morning on the way to work. We really do live so close to you. Let's meet for happy hour or dinner one night!
Pam cannot go... that is close to global annihilation. So its just us three... or four (hahaha) And for anyone reading this, I'm not hinting that anyone is pregnant!!!
Hey you! I hope your evening gets better. Does this mean we aren't doing happy hour? or just that we are moving it up to tomorrow??? I think you need it!!!! I hope Connor is better! I wish I was smart enough to go to take the exam for you tomorrow!
