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S.T. Gulik (official)'s Interests
General
torture, sex, film, painting, music, puns, extreme body modification (on others), fucking with people's heads, discordianism, tacos, the mating habits of insects, decadence, money, neoteeny, philosophy, theology, sex toys, odd things, misanthropy, sushi, alcoholism, mind expansion, cats, taxidermy, and cheese.
Music
i like a little of everything, but mainly punk and experimental
Little Fyodor
the shags
crispin glover
melt banana,
lolita 18,
devo,
polysics,
oingo boingo,
yukari fresh,
kokeshi doll,
tujiko noriko,
dead kennedys,
they might be giants,
the decemberists,
henry rollins,
black flag,
sex pistols,
cibo matto,
deerhoof,
frank zappa,
nurse with wound,
franz ferdinand,
eagles of death metal,
the hives,
hermann nitsch,
throbbing gristle,
baby chaos,
minor threat,
william shatner
Movies
movies are a major obsession of mine, so i could go on forever. i'll try to keep it short.
favorite directors:
lindsay anderson
jorg buttgereitt,
takashi miike,
olaf ittenbach,
john waters,
jodorowsky,
ingmar bergman,
louis bunuel,
nick zedd,
shinya tsukamoto,
higuchinsky,
Christoph Schlingensief,
trent harris,
Nikos Nikolaidis,
dario argento,
aldo lado,
lloyd kaufman (although troma hasn't released a good movie that i know of in like 5 years),
tobe hooper,
woody allen,
miyazaki,
gainax
favorite movies: excluding those guys above):
squirmfest,
august underground,
stacy,
all night long series,
guinea pig series,
hanzo the razor,
never been thawed,
battle royale,
in the realm of the senses,
pervirella,
salo,
hollywood chainsaw hookers,
andy warhol's frankenstein
Television
drawn together,
lain,
boogibop phantom,
the oblongs,
red dwarf,
jam,
coupling,
brass eye,
darkplace,
the prisoner,
twin peaks,
the kingdom (original series 1-2, the remake SUCKED),
bullshit,
nip tuck,
soap,
dead like me,
dexter,
god the devil and bob,
anything on adult swim
Not sure what this is from but I love it.
Books
My favorite authors are: Robert Anton Wilson, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas M. Disch, Franz Kafka, Aleister Crowley, Milton, Dante, Voltaire, Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Robert A. Heinlein, Phillip K. Dick, William Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Gore Vidal, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Allen Ginsberg, Edward Gorey, Desmond Morris, Jhonen Jasquez, the Marquis De Sade, and Gregory Maguire. Then of course there's me. You can buy my book by clicking the link below.
I wrote this one. To oversimplify, Romeo and Juliette meets American Psycho in this darkly comic and extremely graphic misadventure through the dark underbelly of the human mind. For more details check out my blog for a few reviews.
Heroes
Anyone who does anything to fuck with people's heads and make them think. Also, that guy from todd brownings freaks that has no arms or legs, but rolls and lights a cigarette with his mouth. That was impressive. And this chick.
I am a writer. So far I have written Principia Discordia the movie,a sequel to bloodsucking freaks, Chiroptera year one the musical (a punk opera batman spoof), the great american slasher film (actually an art film w/o slashers), and several shorts
I am currently working on a screenplay for a movie called "Kink" about a couple of yuppies that push S&M too far. They can't go any farther with each other without one of them dying, so they decide to invite and abduct new playmetes into their dunge
About me: I was born within the walls of an Irish castle on October 21, 1681. The master of the house was a mister Edmond DeSwitch who had a keen interest in the art of alchemy. Though a complete failure in every aspect of his work, his incessant fumbling with God's video game led to severe consequences for all who surrounded them. Mutations of mind and body were not altogether uncommon in this household, which ultimately resulted in my departure at the tender age of one.
Having left my thousands of brothers and sisters behind, I traveled the world in search of wisdom and new forms of mayonnaise. As I have always lived in the shadow of emphatic irony I found my next home within of the walls at the base of the Australian Illuminati. For many years, I inadvertently soaked up millions of memes of above average information which further mutated my consciousness creating an intellectual wanderlust which eventually drove me to Great Britain where I found an odd sect of apple obsessed chaos worshipers. Within their temple walls my third eye opened, revealing the goddess in all her majesty
I found myself face to face with the goddess Eris who, finding me cute and less annoying than her other saints, sainted me on the spot and introduced me to her good friend Timothy Leary. Timothy in turn introduced me to an electric cheeseburger who eventually talked me into taking over the mind of Ronald Regan and forcing him to run for president. In the body of the Gipper, I became hooked on crack and completely screwed the U.S.A. condemning it to hundreds of years of masochistic frivolity. I looked upon my creation and saw that it was good. However, since my importing of crack had completely buggered the lower class, I began to feel guilty. So I did the only sensible thing. I abandoned the president's body and dedicated my life to making sure that broccoli will never again seize the reigns of the world.
For those of you who are not personally familiar with my dear friend Eris I must say that her reputation as a trickster is not overstated. She enlightened me but, being the goddess of chaos, it was only to be expected that she would play a trick. One night she left me without a trace. That morning when I awoke I found that I was missing two appendages and that I had gone all squishy and pale in addition to a considerable increase in size.
I searched for many years for a way to heal my wounds. Luckily, one day I bumped into the electric cheeseburger at a dive bar on the outskirts of Birmingham, Alabama. I regaled him with my story and he was very sympathetic. Apparently, he hadn’t always been an electric cheeseburger. As it happened, he had also been searching for a way to return his form to it’s previous glory and only recently found a solution. Sadly, the price of that transformation was much too great for his moralistic outlook. It seemed that only large scale human sacrifice would release the power necessary to get me into that level of cosmic swap meet. Having already been the president my hands were already stained with the blood of countless innocents. Nevertheless, murder for personal gain is always wrong. You should only kill for fun or revenge. Otherwise you’re a jerk and no better than a soccer mom who drives a hummer.
I was still pondering the best course of action when I happened upon a family named Bush, who regularly indulged in mass murder but only for the sake of monetary gain. All that potential energy was just going to waste so I did some things I can’t talk about for obvious reasons and eventually gained the power to transcend life and death. I am now able to manipulate my physical form at will and travel through all fifty six dimensions. Having achieved this, I ate a taco.
I wrote my first book "Muffy: or a Transmigration of Selves" in 1999 and subsequently misplaced it. This novel was followed by several screenplays which have also been lost. Recently I discovered "Muffy" hiding in a shoe box in my closet labeled Salvador Dali's Rhenquist. I took that as a sign from Eris to finally unleash it upon the world. And so I did.
I encourage everyone to buy at least ten copies and then pile them in the middle of your living room. After that you should strip naked, douse them with gasoline, set them on fire, and dance around them naked while spinning your arms widdershins until your entire home is reduced to ash around you. When you are finished, look up. If you see a multitude of shiny nacho-like creatures flying around your head you have achieved the desired effect. Your consciousness has been successfully transformed. You're welcome.
Who I'd like to meet: i like interesting people. anyone unique, intelligent, and capable of free thought. artists, conspiracy theorists, sickos, and in general anyone with carnie blood. i have a taste for the bizarre and extraordinary things that average people will never see.
I really enjoyed the book. Did you feel better after getting all of that angst off your chest? I keep forgetting to call and tell Rick that I finished it.
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