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BooksI Am America (And So Can You), Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have the Balls, Silent Night: Reassessing the Sociological Imprint of the Tiananmen Square Massacre, Alpha Squad 7, Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have the Balls - for Kids. And of Course All these fine books are written by me Stephen Colbert. I don't read other peoples books due to all the words. All though I do listen to The Bible on tape while being driven around town in my Hummer Limo. James Earl Jones voice is very convincing as Jesus!
HeroesStephen Colbert, Richard Nixon, Tom DeLay, George Bushes, Bill O'Reilly, Jesus Christ, Hallmark, and how I could I almost forget the Zesty Flavor of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
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About me:Who is Stephen Colbert you asked? Well, you may know me as Stephen Colbert the TV Pundit with the wildly successful show called The Colbert Report. Or maybe I'm Stephen Colbert the Peabody award winner, an award I got for my excellents on Television. Or am I, Stephen Colbert, the Golden Globe Award winner? Or maybe I'm Stephen Colbert the Devilishly handsome stud that graces you on TV. Or am I, Stephen Colbert, the God fearing Catholic from South Carolina that's on TV. Or what about Stephen Colbert, the former Presidential Candidate of South Carolina with the wash board abs. Whatever you see me as, you should view me as one thing, an American, just like you, except I am on TV. So you should view me as an American that's on TV. Which makes me better than you.
If you don’t believe that I’m better than you, why don’t you ask People Magazine, who recognized me as one of the Sexiest Men Alive? Or you could ask GQ, who honored me as one of the Men of The Year for 2006. Not to mention that Maxim Magazine named me, Stephen Colbert, one of the Sexiest News Anchors in the world. Plus, I won VH1’s Big Breakthrough Award. Ben and Jerry also honored Stephen Colbert by naming an ice cream after me, Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream. If you are not convinced that I am better than you after reading all of those accomplishment, just remember one thing, that Hungary is naming a bridge after me. Oh and don't forget that I am the best selling author of I Am America (And So Can You).
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One last note, I have to put the following awards: Peabody, Golden Globe, Pulitzer Prize, and Noble Prize on notice. As soon as you give me an award I will take you off of notice.
Who I'd like to meet:Who haven't I met is more like it! Maybe Jesus
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Charleston, South Carolina
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 10" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: TV
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
2006 to 2006
- Galesburg, IL
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Ph.D.
- Greek: Sigma Upsilon Pi
1982 to 1986
- Hanover,New Hampshire
- Graduated: 1986
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Other
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