Jonzee - vocals
Lee - guitar/vocals
Andy - bass
Will - trombone/vocals
Eric W. Brown - drums
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Brody - dog/public relations/agent
Battle Dad Grundcraw - van
Influences
As of 6:07 PM, Sept. 10th, 2009: rum & orange juice, falling down the stairs, Brody's dry skin and hearing him licking himself, acai juice, pierogis, Ghost Hunters, geckos + catipedes, Hasil Adkins, Community Records krew, Guitar Wolf, Skip and Lee doing Aderall and drinking while listening to F.Y.P. records at five in the morning, TK-421(R.I.P.), marinating stuff, bruises from lack of iron, hot water cornbread, Tom Waits' "Frank's Wild Years" album, organic root beer, Hobbit Crew, the golden mean, falafel, Will cooking stuff and leaving it in the fridge for other people to eat because he is scared of gaining weight, the lack of swoosh haircuts in the band, fat dudes with swoosh cuts, GODLESS NORTH (fuck life metal), two steppin', Castlevania, Europop, Midnight Star, blood boogers, The Sand Bomber, BHT, Junior Senior, "fuck you, ghost", Freaks and Geeks, Andy's one liners, pitas, Magic Hammer, cuddling with air, free pizza, the ascension of Warsteed into the demonic legion for exemplary deeds on earth, The Pipettes, October 31st, the ghost of the Syphallatic Death Machine, Potshot, and still...Jonzee's ability to eat anything if it is covered in ranch dressing.
Why isn't the moon closer so i can hug it? the back yard is now a swamp. i love...i love...i love...i love...Lil' Mama's remix of "Girlfriend"...(sigh)...Will someone do the goddamn dishes please?!?
Sounds Like
listen...you can't unfry things. Sometimes you can't make that onion ring turn back to golden brown...
We are five guys who enjoy playing birthday parties, shacks, hovels, back yards, and the occasional venue. Come to a show and let us scream, sweat, and maybe fall on top of you. When not on tour, we pass the time by sitting on our front porch chatting with the neighborhood horse tranquilizer dealer, who knows he can always stop by our house for a cool, refreshing glass of tea before getting back to the old beaten path, though he knows he will never get us to buy any because we are always broke. Hey kids, stop doing special k. It will stunt your growth. Up the punx by volunteering for the Red Cross or something, not by doing the drugs.
We are also connoisseurs of fine snack foods, so if you want to trade some for merch...
ATTN: We know it's hard saving up those paychecks from the ten hours you work at the local TCBY every week and then having to turn around and buy all that product to tease your hair with in order to impress the ladies, but please consider purchasing "We Never Sleep", a split 12" with our pals Arm The Poor. Check it out at Interpunk.com, where you can also pick up our ever popular CD "Hate The Light Of Day". Ladies need not be afraid to purchase either, just ask your dad for the money before going to watch your boyfriend play in his screamo band and perform songs about making out with corpses and tweens.
Hey check out my graphics and you have a tremendous day Have me make you some 2 1/2" X 5 1/2" Contact Photos. You can print 6 on a glossy paper, cut them out and then hand’m out at your shows.
Listen to Batching It's debut album "Homage" in it's entirety before it is released! CD out in January 2010! Featuring songs by NOFX, Skankin' Pickle, Swingin' Utters, Pearl Jam, Rancid, Lagwagon, Metallica, Sublime, No Use For a Name, Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, No Doubt, The Descendents, Less Than Jake and Operation Ivy!
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