Jonzee - vocals
Lee - guitar/vocals
Andy - bass
Will - trombone/vocals
Eric W. Brown - drums
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Brody - dog/public relations/agent
Battle Dad Grundcraw - van
Influences
As of 1:47 PM, Dec. 25th, 2008: rum & orange juice, falling down the stairs, Brody's dry skin and hearing him licking himself, acai juice, a Those Darlins button stabbing me in the chest, Ghost Hunters, geckos + catipedes, Community Records krew, Guitar Wolf, Skip (The Offbeats) and Lee doing Aderall and drinking while listening to F.Y.P. records at five in the morning, TK-421(R.I.P.), marinating stuff, bruises from lack of iron, hot water cornbread, Tom Waits' "franks wild years" album, punk rock breakfast w/ Elvis Abe, organic root beer, Hobbit Crew, the golden mean, falafel, Will cooking stuff and leaving it in the fridge for other people to eat because he is scared of gaining weight, the lack of swoosh haircuts in the band, fat dudes with swoosh cuts, GODLESS NORTH (fuck life metal), two steppin', Castlevania, Europop, Midnight Star, blood boogers, The Sand Bomber, BHT, Junior Senior, "fuck you, ghost", Freaks and Geeks, Andy's one liners, pitas, Rainbow Dragon Eyes, cuddling with air, free pizza, the ascension of Warsteed into the demonic legion for exemplary deeds on earth, The Pipettes, October 31st, the ghost of the Syphallatic Death Machine, Potshot, and still...Jonzee's ability to eat anything if it is covered in ranch dressing.
Why isn't the moon closer so i can hug it? the back yard is now a swamp. i love...i love...i love...i love...Lil' Mama's remix of "Girlfriend"...(sigh)...Will someone do the goddamn dishes please?!?
Sounds Like
listen...you can't unfry things. Sometimes you can't make that onion ring turn back to golden brown...
We are five guys who enjoy playing birthday parties, shacks, hovels, back yards, and the occasional venue. Come to a show and let us scream, sweat, and maybe fall on top of you. When not on tour, we pass the time by sitting on our front porch chatting with the neighborhood horse tranquilizer dealer, who knows he can always stop by our house for a cool, refreshing glass of tea before getting back to the old beaten path, though he knows he will never get us to buy any because we are always broke. Hey kids, stop doing special k. It will stunt your growth. Up the punx by volunteering for the Red Cross or something, not by doing the drugs.
We are also connoisseurs of fine snack foods, so if you want to trade some for merch...
ATTN: We know it's hard saving up those paychecks from the ten hours you work at the local TCBY every week and then having to turn around and buy all that product to tease your hair with in order to impress the ladies, but please consider purchasing "We Never Sleep", a split 12" with our pals Arm The Poor. Check it out at Interpunk.com, where you can also pick up our ever popular CD "Hate The Light Of Day". Ladies need not be afraid to purchase either, just ask your dad for the money before going to watch your boyfriend play in his screamo band and perform songs about making out with corpses and tweens.
I think u'll enjoy this one. It's pretty cool but also a little creepy too LOL. You'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get the proper results. Put the followwing into the address-bar of your web-browser. Type ur favorite number between 1 and 999 & then type a dot & then type your favorite color & then type a dot & then type one word that best describes your mood & then type a dot & then type the word retwistic & then type a dot & then type com & then click enter. Let me know how it turns out for you.
I'm not trying to start shit but James and Andy from this band really hate you guys. I told them that that wasn't cool to say. I think you guys are pretty awesome. (except Jonzee)
I also just got back from Jamaica with - a whole heap of incredible new ska, rocksteady and early reggae 45s on labels like Beverley's, Top Deck, Tuneico, Treasure Isle and more! - a selection of Jamaican vinyl LPs we've never had in the store before! We've also got a new batch of Roots Reggae titles (not yet available on the regular site) in the CD Sale, and a huge selection of clearance 45s. You can only find out about the Secret Sales by signing up for the Stubborn Records e-mail list at http://www.versioncity.com/lists
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