Jonzee-vocals
Lee-guitar/vocals
Andy-bass
Will-trombone/vocals
Matt-drums
Brody-dog/public relations/agent
Battle Dad Grundcraw-van
Influences
As of 6:25 PM, May 12th, 2008: scabies, Brody's dry skin, sparkling punch, geckos, Guitar Wolf, Skip (The Offbeats) and Lee doing Aderall and drinking while listening to F.Y.P. records at five in the morning, TK-421, marinating stuff, mysterious bruises, hot water cornbread, Teen Idols, punk rock breakfast w/ Elvis Abe, food stamps; EBT, organic ginger ale, Cody from The Fad, Hobbit Crew, the golden mean, Will cooking stuff and leaving it in the fridge for other people to eat because he is scared of gaining weight, the lack of swoosh haircuts in the band, fat dudes with swoosh cuts, Matt's tatz, GODLESS NORTH (fuck life metal), two steppin', Castlevania, The Clone Wars, Tales From The Crypt seasons 1-4, Midnight Star, blood boogers, The Sand Bomber, monosodium glutimate, Junior Senior, "fuck you, ghost", Freaks and Geeks, Andy's one liners, pitas, moving to Thrashville, Jenga, cuddling with air, overpriced pizza, the ascension of Warsteed into the demonic legion for exemplary deeds on earth, The Pipettes, October 31st, the ghost of the Syphallatic Death Machine, Potshot, Jonzee's ability to eat anything if it is covered in ranch dressing.
Some of us don't sleep while the others make up for it by over-sleeping. Oh...teenage mutant ninja turtles and ghostbusters in a fight: who'd win? Do Betas live forever?!? Mine...8 yrs. Why isn't the moon closer so i can hug it? I keep losing my pin number. i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate neopets...digital animals do not need your special attention...(sigh)...Will someone do the goddamn dishes?!?
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listen...you can't unfry things. Sometimes you can't make that onion ring turn back to golden brown...
Hi. We are five guys who enjoy playing birthday parties, shacks, hovels, back yards, and the occasional venue. Come to a show and let us scream, sweat, and maybe fall on top of you. When not on tour, we pass the time by sitting on our front porch chatting with the neighborhood horse tranquilizer dealer, who knows he can always stop by our house for a cool, refreshing glass of tea before getting back to the old beaten path, though he knows he will never get us to buy any because it's stupid. Hey kids, stop doing special k. It will stunt your growth. Up the punx by volunteering for the Red Cross or something, not by doing the drugs. We are also connoisseurs of fine snack foods, so if you want to trade some for merch...
ATTN: We know it's hard saving up those paychecks from the ten hours you work at the local TCBY every week and then having to turn around and buy all that product to tease your hair with in order to impress the ladies, but please consider purchasing "We Never Sleep" a split 12" with our pals Arm The Poor. Check it out at Interpunk.com, where you can pick up our ever popular CD "Hate The Light Of Day". Ladies need not be afraid to purchase either, just ask your dad for the money before going to watch your boyfriend play in his screamo band and perform songs about making out with corpses and tweens.
Hey, we can't wait to play with you guys at the Mass Ska Raid on July 18th and at good 'ol Swoozy's on August 9th. Except for our guitarist, but he sucks.
