conrad
Conrad Heiney
Conrad Heiney I am like a red tin bus.

Male
45 years old
Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/14/2009
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    conrad's Interests
Generalfast cars, computer geekery, kooks, outsiders, radio, good food, good wine, good beer, good whisky, untold histories, human frailty, your story

A Shout Out to my Pepys

feeds
Musicminutemen, the who, john zorn, coltrane, noise, punk, husker du, 3 mustaphas 3, dream syndicate, joy division, chamber music, early music, bach, van halen, split enz, miles davis
Movies
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Television
Bookscalvino, burroughs, macdonald harris, thomas mann, joseph conrad, virginia woolf, dickens, john lanchester, r.h. blyth, stevenson, joyce, eliot, nabokov, raymond carver, tim powers, stanislaw lem, michael chabon, peter brown, pepys, orwell, veronica geng, ronald firbank, daniel pinkwater, baron corvo, george borrow, raymond queneau, h.p. lovecraft, stephen crane
Heroeswoody
Groups: Dorks United!!!Hung Well, Fucks Good.Newport Harbor High SchoolStanislaw LemVolcano SunsMission of BurmaThe Rough Arts: Outsider Discussion GroupThe Nine four Nine 949

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     conrad's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newport Beach, CA
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:bofh

   conrad's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: KLA Radio,College Bowl
 

1983 to 1987
Newport Harbor High
Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1979 to 1983

   conrad's Networking
Technology - Internet - Other
unix sysadmin. bofh.
Publishing - Writer - Critic
you're doing it wrong.



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   conrad's Blurbs
About me:
the guy with the book in the corner who is peeking around the corner of said book while still trying to enjoy it but completely checking you out and wondering hmm should i talk to that person? gatorman and beverly garland
Who I'd like to meet:
truth and beauty! amusing interesting or just nice and of course beautiful but isn't everyone. no idea why i'm typing all of this in lower case. i feel like gaining new friends is like acquiring extra limbs; often useful, always interesting. be my elbow.

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Nick

Nick



Apr 29 2009 11:36 PM

Did you end up getting the Job in SF?
This is my friends band, they're trying to bring Alien Sex Fiend to Depeche Mode. If you're free:

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Nina Taylor



Dec 16 2008 5:09 AM

CONRAD!! happy birthday buddy!! hope all is well!
Jason Thornberry

Jason Thornberry



Nov 4 2008 3:17 AM

Haley

Haley



Oct 5 2008 5:59 AM

Was I towing an elephant behind the bike? If so, that was me. (The elephant may have been imaginary, due to the condition of my smoker's lung, advanced age, and level of conditioning.
)
Ashley

Ashley



Sep 18 2008 7:24 AM

Sadly, the couch belongs to Panera.
Jason Thornberry

Jason Thornberry



Jul 8 2008 7:27 AM

From my book...
That Monday we had your typical Monday show: another pathetic bar filled with losers drinking overpriced booze served by genetically damaged trailer people. I hated bars. We spent the evening trying to get their attention on us and off the big-screen football game. I spat on someone watching TV in the middle of one of our songs. He didn’t notice.
Manitoba Museum of Finds Art

Manitoba Museum of Finds Art



Jun 27 2008 1:12 PM

Melody's hand
Manitoba Museum of Finds Art

Manitoba Museum of Finds Art



May 8 2008 1:17 AM

Nicole

Nicole



Apr 2 2008 11:59 PM

Sup MC Rad.
Dan Goodsell

Dan Goodsell



Feb 24 2008 9:00 PM

oh we are old with memories of being young....

Shaky Takes A Hit
N. McCartney

N. McCartney



Feb 24 2008 12:08 AM

I thought of you last night when I passed the import butter at whole foods! awww ha ha
Manitoba Museum of Finds Art

Manitoba Museum of Finds Art



Feb 18 2008 2:28 PM

Nicole

Nicole



Feb 6 2008 12:10 AM

Um, Rad, you have something on your butt:
Juicy
Le Maddox

Le Maddox



Jan 17 2008 6:21 AM

Hi hello! How are you?
Manitoba Museum of Finds Art

Manitoba Museum of Finds Art



Dec 25 2007 4:50 AM

Merry Christmas
Jason Thornberry

Jason Thornberry



Dec 17 2007 11:42 PM

Read Me:
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Jenn

Jenn



Dec 16 2007 4:32 AM

Happy birthday! :D
Le Maddox

Le Maddox



Dec 15 2007 9:03 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fantastic day! :) I'll see you soon!
Manitoba Museum of Finds Art

Manitoba Museum of Finds Art



Dec 13 2007 4:09 AM




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N. McCartney

N. McCartney



Nov 18 2007 11:17 PM

hey now!
Julee

Julee Lang



Jul 23 2007 5:25 PM

It's from the new album, Mythmaker.
:)
Using the wrong end of the megaphone

Using the wrong end of the megaphone



Jul 16 2007 10:35 PM

Yes, I DO know my arse from my elbow.

It's the nose/knees thing that keeps fucking me up...
GERDA WUNDER

GErda WUnder



Jun 4 2007 8:28 PM

ALTOUGH I WEAR NO MAKEUP OR HAIRSPRAY I LIKE TO KEEP UP WITH MY LOOKS . I DO CONFESS TO APPLYING NALE POLISH ON MY BONES FOR SHINE AND LUSTER
GERDA WUNDER

GErda WUnder



May 31 2007 4:06 PM

PEOPLE WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE MUSTAFIO READ BUT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ALL HE DID WAS SPIT AND SALUTE, THEN LATER HE WOULD MOVE HIS EYES AND EYEBROWS, AT THE END HE WOULD CRY AND WIGGLE HIS EARS. THEY THREW EGGS AT THE BASTARD
Old Chen

Old Chen



May 28 2007 4:31 PM

HA! No time flap-jack Old Chen for car after run off in gravel pit. Too much no look on the road. Old Chen got big problem. Lump on back and a crack tooth. Ouch. More vodka wipes on the head. Could be bad old age for Old Chen now.
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