

BANZAI. Kanpai! IT THE BEST FREAKING GAME EVER INVENTED, I TELL YOU!
Hey! What is going on with you? My name is Tako and I am OCTOPUS! I like to gamble and drink long time. It gives happiness to my senses. I know what you thinking and YES, me only have six tentacles. I caught in fishing net and lost two arms. That where I met my friend CHUM! I only living Sectopus, or something like that!
I am star of new DVD game called, "BANZAI".
It is funnier than your life! It is a new and exciting betting game opportunity! You must check it out to have belief in it!
LOOK HOW IT MAKE FUNNY MEN AND LADIES HAVE SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!
Get your chopsticks ready for a lucky betting opportunity!
I have many friends (they are ALL RUBBISH) but you should have acquaintance with them for yourself! Have contact with me any time you have wishes and we shall speak!
I TELL YOU AGAIN! LOOK HOW FUN IT IS WHEN SILLY PEOPLE PLAY MY HAPPY FUN TIME GAME!