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Member Since10/13/2005
Band MembersMostly just me. Sometimes other people. Mostly not though.
InfluencesBestism. Awesomology. The Ratio 0:0. The Monochord. Iron Maiden (especially "Somewhere in Time, I think that's my favourite one as an album, there are better tracks elsewhere, but that's my favourite album album). Cardiacs (especially Cardiacs).
Sounds LikeChlorine of swimming pool 1992, August 1999, February 1998, London Science Museum 1989, September 1988, October 1997, 2002, January, September + November 1995, November 1986, June 2003 (sans sweetener), January 2nd 2004, Late basement 2003, Gestalt Host, not zeitgeist. Sudoku, The memories of the mega drive, all school holidays ever, teenage (ie 13-22), all the feeling all the time watching Grange Hill in the autumn, Knightmare, The Crystal Maze, Missing out, This guy me right here.
Record LabelInvada, Victory Garden, Deafcat
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 12 2009 8:00P
Captain’s Rest Glasgow, Scotland
Jul 20 2009 8:00P
The Luminaire w/ Growing Lonondon, London and South East
Jul 23 2009 8:00P
The Croft Bristol, Southwest
Sep 26 2009 8:00P
Colston Hall (ORCHESTRAL SHOW!) Bristol, Southwest

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   About te
All honks and traps come yonder this way, a slap of a drum, a canopy of shrieking macaws telling you all to HUSH UP YOUR LITTLE GUMS, be blessed now you...

All I do is make a RACKET, and I think about little jesus and then BIG JESUS
and also I think about MOSES and ALLAH when I ring my little bells,
and then I think about naughty naughty SATAN when I honk my pipe
and when I scrape my bow along my snake machine my thoughts turn SKYWARDS again and I think about THE SERAPHIM.
When I strum my way into your hearts, I think about your hearts and that HUMANS outside of 'em, and that I think "God bless 'em, bloody valves"

..All this rattle I rumble through my friends, my three STALWART COMPANIONS, "The Traps", sometimes aided by a sister trap, or UNCLE, the tape monster.

These traps go wrong and chew up my sinister tweeting and on their system of pulleys and conveyor belts comes a smooth shiny little pebble what's NICE to rub between your hands...

Whether it comes out sounding like HEAVEN or HELL, or POP or NOISE, or even PRETTY or UGLIES is NEVER down to me but down to the numbers that chose my stubby little PAWS to do their DIRTY LITTLE TASKS AND ASKS for them and I dutifully oblige.

"The voice of Franciscan monk with a lot of distortion, and the guy comes amid a sax nothing saxophone on top of the Loopings voice in a climate of chapel"

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te's Friends Comments
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jet





Jul 6 2009 7:16 PM

dont think i can do the beak thing on wed...ive got toncilitous..

will call you when i can speak
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Jul 6 2009 3:27 PM

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Jul 4 2009 4:46 PM

hi thanks for the friend ad.
would be good to hear you in birmingham sometime.
silver stairs of ketchikan





Jul 3 2009 10:58 AM

OH AND excuse me for asking but where is the next installment of food? and also they just played the lineman song on the radio, YEAH
silver stairs of ketchikan





Jul 3 2009 9:34 AM

you were amazing last night!!!!!!!

oh yeah

the gig, it was good.
the song, it was purrrrrre heartbreak joy.

X
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Jun 30 2009 7:52 PM

Hey there 

We have our next mini-festival at 93 Feet East on Saturday 25th July with an amazing line-up along with our usual Burlesque, performance art and Electro DJ’s.

Tickets are only £6 adv. Check out the ticket link below. See you there.

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EXTREME HAIR STENCH





Jun 29 2009 7:05 PM








hi there !
uploaded some experimental videos and some new songs and pictures...
R.O.N.F. Records released a full lengh CDr with new and old stuff of EXTREME HAIR STENCH...
so...look at my side and enjoy it... :)
yours emilmann23




www.myspace.com/extremehairstench
www.myspace.com/emilmann23

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Jun 28 2009 7:44 PM

I guess youre talking about the first issue then? Scary cover that!
MILK





Jun 24 2009 10:34 PM

SATURDAY 27TH JUNE/ 4PM / TAPE RELEASE PARTY AT PURE GROOVE. CHAPS AND ROSEANNE BARRR RELEASING TAPES. FREE SHOW!!
 
SKATEBORED
TAPES AND BADGES GALORE!
MILKxxx
The Baron Von Blondle





Jun 23 2009 3:29 PM

swept under the carpet. beans
s p r a t l e y





Jun 22 2009 3:55 PM

yes. you could.
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Jun 22 2009 3:38 PM

PANICNUT
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Jun 22 2009 3:37 PM

ANTICPUN
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Jun 22 2009 3:36 PM

PANTUNIC
Far East Electric Psychedelic





Jun 22 2009 11:42 AM

Hi, thanks for the request.

Next F.E.E.P is this wednesday 24th June at the Cross Kings.
Come and see if you like electric/psychedelic. Thanks



with



Boningen

Tahir Tahira (from Glasgow)

Hanjiro

Wenbo Huang

"Cross Kings" 126 york way, N1 0AX
STEARICA





Jun 19 2009 2:04 PM

STEARICA - Sky Smokes Clouds - new video out now
ADES





Jun 19 2009 9:21 AM

Hey° how are you? Here is my new video:
What happened to the landscape?  1st part

see you* * *
ades
Nitkowski





Jun 18 2009 10:03 AM

TAKEALOOK





Jun 17 2009 4:21 PM

hallo! i like your music!!!
thank you!
the Playground





Jun 17 2009 2:34 PM

Hi there

Please pop over and tell us what you think of our new magazine. Would be great to get your feedback!

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THE CENTRIFUGE





Jun 17 2009 9:48 AM

In the month of Gemini we have twin attractions to share with y'all

Sat 20th June @ Ginglik, Shepherds Bush Green, London.

The Centrifuge presents FUNCKARMA Live + CANE DJ Set, Space Dimension Controller, Idiron Soundtrack, Myoptik, missaw and Kone-R.


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Sat 27th June @ Ginglik, Shepherds Bush Green, London.

The Centrifuge presents Open Source Acid with CHEVRON, Oxynucid, Odan, Quip, Myoptik, missaw and Captain Chaos.


See you down the front!

The Centrifuge x
Matthew





Jun 17 2009 2:11 AM

Haha
Robin Romei





Jun 16 2009 11:16 PM

I love the way you think man, everything you said there was right, olive oil and toast, love it. Swings at night, love it. Stay in touch I like your mindset. Peace out
TAKEALOOK





Jun 16 2009 7:49 PM

hallo! i have a new song please tell me! thank you!!!!
Festival de Psicodelia de El Castell de Guadalest





Jun 15 2009 11:45 PM




ENTRADAS YA A LA VENTA EN: www.festivaldelcastell.com

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